There is not a single interesting or worthwhile female using this site let alone this board.
Quit replying to them you utter beta retards
I'm going to reply to this post because it's true.
Good post anon.
>>37662085
>get gf
>have a play-by-play of your every minutiae broadcasted to the internet
no thanks you leeching whore
>>37662085
holy fuck dude, you can only avoid them for so long.
Don't listen to this cunt, he literally hates himself.
>tfw no zombie apocalypse.
You know what time it is. Say something nice about her.
>>37662064
what's the problem?
nice face, nice tits.
what else?
I want to mate with her like just a pair of animals in heat
I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
How's your sauce drawer looking r9k?
What r9k, you crackaz ashamed of your salt drawers?
>>37662036
I dumped it all out after mom moved out. It is now a misc. utensil drawer
>Be full-time college student
>No degree, no certifications
>No availability for full-time jobs
>The only jobs that you're eligible for is bullshit slave labor shit
Who else fell for the college meme?
AND THIS TIME BABYYY
I
WILL
BEEEEEE
BULLLEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
PROOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I remember that song was on tv once when I was in a good mood
>>37661991
checked the nested dubs. 8/10 would bang again. I should go, though my people need me.
how do I like being around people?, ive spent the majority of the past 5 years alone and can go weeks without talking to people in my house. I only really care because I know this is really unhealthy but I might be at the point of return. and had to spend 20 hours I a classroom over the past two weekends and got drunk before going and drinking up to 5 beers in a 30 min lunch time to cope being around people. this shit is embarrassing
You've got it easy
I live in a literal nowhere and barely see any people but I have some natural need to be around them and it hurts constantly
>>37662024
the natural need is there, but I literally spend so much time alone I walk funny over distance's and gulp uncontrollably when im around people. its an aweful experience, if lived near some woods and could walk a mile without seeing anyone I would atleast not have out of body experiences when talk peple
well I guess r9k is the last place I could find someone who can relate or remotely give a shit, I forgot your all normiescum
I once killed a jew
On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-)
>no gf to suck on my ding ding
>>37661933
Just like Sister Ray said.
>it another hide every thread that is either too normalfagish to join or too autistic for me to be apart of season with guest stars such as lack of meaning and forcing yourself not to stress eat
>>37661870
>its another homosexual faggot tries to convert robots into his degenerate lifestyle episode
>>37661903
I wish the series
>summerfags ruin a whole community for a couple months
Would fucking end
ITT: your life soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMaDSkUb9Qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s
i have been muted for 2 (two) seconds, because my comment was not original.
>>37661815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEx1C9O7lVk
What music do you all like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnyFA86DxU&ab_channel=MakaylaMehaffey
I dont give a fuck, last one that I liked.
I laid down my beta life, while being a beta dumbass.
>Be beta
>Have barely anything accomplished anything
>Has rare social interractions
Why would you have any self respect?
Why would you be mad if somebody offends you? If its true and funny, just go with the diss.
I decided to just let it all go over me, and it was the best desicion ever.
People started hanging out with me, not because I fitted in theirlife, but because they had somebody to laugh about. Somebody who fucks up but doesnt care, like a real life clown.
So that way I actually got into quite a number of non-beta squads, eventually got an actual member of them, because I learned to adapt.
I stopped most of the autistic shit I did, because laughing about it with my friends showed me how ridiculous it is.
I completely turned my social life inside out that way.
Of course, I still was that one weird guy to new people, but after all i got accepted and even respected in every social group I was in.
So if you want the ultimate alpha-transformation: Just look at yourself from the third person, lay down every self-respect and show yourself what an autistic beta you are, while establishing new realationships.
When I was 16 i had no friends and was playing CS in my freetime, four years later and I have more friends who got my back than a good 90% on you.
>looking like shit
>everyone makes fun of my unathletic body
>started lifting
>gained 10-15kg of pure muscle mass
>got severe bacne
Please just fucking end me
Who here doesn't know how they feel?
When I try to think about how I am, I just get this "ball" in my stomach. But not a depressed/anxiety "ball" but more like when you feel like you'll never have an answer to the question you're asking kind of "ball". Only way for me to tell what I'm feeling is with physical response to these feelings (like pustules showing up on your hands when you're stressed or your body feel like it's burning up when angry etc.)
Anyone here have the same problem? Is there a reason for it or am I just autistic?
I often either feel nothing or feel so much I cant handle myself.
I just shut my eyes with some calm music and try to understand what the fuck is going on. Maybe one day it will be too much and i'll finally kill myself
>>37661532
I often find it hard to know what my opinion on stuff is. I think I've shitposted so much that I find it hard to form genuine opinions anymore.
>>37661532
I'm the same way, I can only recognize emotions through its physical signs and I struggle to name them accurately enough.
t. sperg with alexithymia
>tfw you graduate
>tfw you realise that the popular girls from high school have effectively been uploading softcore porn to facebook for validation since 8th grade
>tfw they are still doing it
>tfw that no matter how many nofap streaks you endure, you will never be able to tear yourself away
if i was in this position, mfw last line
>>37661524
>tfw I just graduated last week
>after the ceremony was over. I looked for my family in the sea of crowds.
>couldnt find them.
>so I called my mom to ask where everyones at.
>dosent pick up
>try to keep looking.
>whatever ill just drive home.
>arrive at house
>come to find my mom and dad past out on the couch.
>liquor bottles everywhere.
>my brothers were in there room playing vidya.
I just felt like I wasted my time here on this earth
>>37661779
I'm so anxious to graduate, I already know my trash ass family won't show up to my graduation and I'll have to virgin walk out of there the second they dismiss us
>inb4 underage b&
>get into fight with big sister
>feel bad and go to apologise to her and say goodnight
>she's asleep
>try to kiss her on forehead
>she freaks out and thinks I'm a rapist
Why are women such dumb fucking bitches?
>>37661458
stop being such a emotional fag.
>>37661458
Isn't your sister the perverted one here for istantly assuming and act of familial love is sexual.
Almost like she's defensive of some sort of taboo fantasy up in her head anon....