[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4064. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 2016-07-06 18.23.59.jpg (97KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
2016-07-06 18.23.59.jpg
97KB, 400x400px
There is not a single interesting or worthwhile female using this site let alone this board.

Quit replying to them you utter beta retards
5 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
I'm going to reply to this post because it's true.
Good post anon.
>>
File: justbeurself.png (272KB, 810x1440px) Image search: [Google]
justbeurself.png
272KB, 810x1440px
>>37662085
>get gf
>have a play-by-play of your every minutiae broadcasted to the internet

no thanks you leeching whore
>>
File: f53g0dcp7bxy.jpg (111KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
f53g0dcp7bxy.jpg
111KB, 720x720px
>>37662085

holy fuck dude, you can only avoid them for so long.

Don't listen to this cunt, he literally hates himself.

>tfw no zombie apocalypse.

File: oneitis.jpg (43KB, 627x627px) Image search: [Google]
oneitis.jpg
43KB, 627x627px
You know what time it is. Say something nice about her.
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37662064
what's the problem?
nice face, nice tits.
what else?
>>
I want to mate with her like just a pair of animals in heat
>>
I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

File: IMG_2086.png (704KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2086.png
704KB, 750x1334px
How's your sauce drawer looking r9k?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
What r9k, you crackaz ashamed of your salt drawers?
>>
>>37662036
I dumped it all out after mom moved out. It is now a misc. utensil drawer

File: BTAS_Gordon-300x225.jpg (17KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]
BTAS_Gordon-300x225.jpg
17KB, 300x225px
>Be full-time college student
>No degree, no certifications
>No availability for full-time jobs
>The only jobs that you're eligible for is bullshit slave labor shit

Who else fell for the college meme?
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 14719693519832661240.png (91KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
14719693519832661240.png
91KB, 500x500px
AND THIS TIME BABYYY
I
WILL
BEEEEEE
BULLLEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
PROOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
I remember that song was on tv once when I was in a good mood
>>
File: t3_5n6006.jpg (126KB, 500x337px) Image search: [Google]
t3_5n6006.jpg
126KB, 500x337px
>>37661991

checked the nested dubs. 8/10 would bang again. I should go, though my people need me.

File: fatty1.jpg (153KB, 884x738px) Image search: [Google]
fatty1.jpg
153KB, 884x738px
how do I like being around people?, ive spent the majority of the past 5 years alone and can go weeks without talking to people in my house. I only really care because I know this is really unhealthy but I might be at the point of return. and had to spend 20 hours I a classroom over the past two weekends and got drunk before going and drinking up to 5 beers in a 30 min lunch time to cope being around people. this shit is embarrassing
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
You've got it easy
I live in a literal nowhere and barely see any people but I have some natural need to be around them and it hurts constantly
>>
>>37662024
the natural need is there, but I literally spend so much time alone I walk funny over distance's and gulp uncontrollably when im around people. its an aweful experience, if lived near some woods and could walk a mile without seeing anyone I would atleast not have out of body experiences when talk peple
>>
File: fatty2.png (482KB, 1737x967px) Image search: [Google]
fatty2.png
482KB, 1737x967px
well I guess r9k is the last place I could find someone who can relate or remotely give a shit, I forgot your all normiescum

File: 1497271690067.jpg (82KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
1497271690067.jpg
82KB, 480x360px
I once killed a jew
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-)

File: 1462725361897.jpg (87KB, 654x1537px) Image search: [Google]
1462725361897.jpg
87KB, 654x1537px
>no gf to suck on my ding ding
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37661933
Just like Sister Ray said.

File: 2017-05-27-14-47-16-1.png (8KB, 275x40px) Image search: [Google]
2017-05-27-14-47-16-1.png
8KB, 275x40px
>it another hide every thread that is either too normalfagish to join or too autistic for me to be apart of season with guest stars such as lack of meaning and forcing yourself not to stress eat
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37661870
>its another homosexual faggot tries to convert robots into his degenerate lifestyle episode
>>
>>37661903
I wish the series
>summerfags ruin a whole community for a couple months
Would fucking end

ITT: your life soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMaDSkUb9Qc
5 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
File: 1466347730875.jpg (221KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google]
1466347730875.jpg
221KB, 900x506px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s

i have been muted for 2 (two) seconds, because my comment was not original.
>>
>>37661815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEx1C9O7lVk

What music do you all like?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnyFA86DxU&ab_channel=MakaylaMehaffey
I dont give a fuck, last one that I liked.

File: 1540634_1280x720.jpg (71KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1540634_1280x720.jpg
71KB, 1280x720px
I laid down my beta life, while being a beta dumbass.

>Be beta
>Have barely anything accomplished anything
>Has rare social interractions

Why would you have any self respect?
Why would you be mad if somebody offends you? If its true and funny, just go with the diss.
I decided to just let it all go over me, and it was the best desicion ever.
People started hanging out with me, not because I fitted in theirlife, but because they had somebody to laugh about. Somebody who fucks up but doesnt care, like a real life clown.

So that way I actually got into quite a number of non-beta squads, eventually got an actual member of them, because I learned to adapt.
I stopped most of the autistic shit I did, because laughing about it with my friends showed me how ridiculous it is.
I completely turned my social life inside out that way.
Of course, I still was that one weird guy to new people, but after all i got accepted and even respected in every social group I was in.

So if you want the ultimate alpha-transformation: Just look at yourself from the third person, lay down every self-respect and show yourself what an autistic beta you are, while establishing new realationships.

When I was 16 i had no friends and was playing CS in my freetime, four years later and I have more friends who got my back than a good 90% on you.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: images.jpg (9KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
9KB, 224x225px
>looking like shit
>everyone makes fun of my unathletic body
>started lifting
>gained 10-15kg of pure muscle mass
>got severe bacne

Please just fucking end me
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 1474895344937.png (19KB, 512x323px) Image search: [Google]
1474895344937.png
19KB, 512x323px
Who here doesn't know how they feel?
When I try to think about how I am, I just get this "ball" in my stomach. But not a depressed/anxiety "ball" but more like when you feel like you'll never have an answer to the question you're asking kind of "ball". Only way for me to tell what I'm feeling is with physical response to these feelings (like pustules showing up on your hands when you're stressed or your body feel like it's burning up when angry etc.)
Anyone here have the same problem? Is there a reason for it or am I just autistic?
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
I often either feel nothing or feel so much I cant handle myself.
I just shut my eyes with some calm music and try to understand what the fuck is going on. Maybe one day it will be too much and i'll finally kill myself
>>
>>37661532
I often find it hard to know what my opinion on stuff is. I think I've shitposted so much that I find it hard to form genuine opinions anymore.
>>
>>37661532
I'm the same way, I can only recognize emotions through its physical signs and I struggle to name them accurately enough.

t. sperg with alexithymia

File: IMG_0560.png (29KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0560.png
29KB, 633x758px
>tfw you graduate
>tfw you realise that the popular girls from high school have effectively been uploading softcore porn to facebook for validation since 8th grade
>tfw they are still doing it
>tfw that no matter how many nofap streaks you endure, you will never be able to tear yourself away
5 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: gui.png (939B, 50x50px) Image search: [Google]
gui.png
939B, 50x50px
if i was in this position, mfw last line
>>
File: 1491682829838.png (264KB, 942x664px) Image search: [Google]
1491682829838.png
264KB, 942x664px
>>37661524
>tfw I just graduated last week
>after the ceremony was over. I looked for my family in the sea of crowds.
>couldnt find them.
>so I called my mom to ask where everyones at.
>dosent pick up
>try to keep looking.
>whatever ill just drive home.
>arrive at house
>come to find my mom and dad past out on the couch.
>liquor bottles everywhere.
>my brothers were in there room playing vidya.
I just felt like I wasted my time here on this earth
>>
File: R14kkDj.png (13KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]
R14kkDj.png
13KB, 657x527px
>>37661779
I'm so anxious to graduate, I already know my trash ass family won't show up to my graduation and I'll have to virgin walk out of there the second they dismiss us

>inb4 underage b&

File: IMG_8168.jpg (31KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8168.jpg
31KB, 1280x720px
>get into fight with big sister
>feel bad and go to apologise to her and say goodnight
>she's asleep
>try to kiss her on forehead
>she freaks out and thinks I'm a rapist

Why are women such dumb fucking bitches?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37661458
stop being such a emotional fag.
>>
>>37661458
Isn't your sister the perverted one here for istantly assuming and act of familial love is sexual.

Almost like she's defensive of some sort of taboo fantasy up in her head anon....

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [4054] [4055] [4056] [4057] [4058] [4059] [4060] [4061] [4062] [4063] [4064] [4065] [4066] [4067] [4068] [4069] [4070] [4071] [4072] [4073] [4074] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.