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>me
>anxious af
>social anxiety, somewhat agoraphobic, cant sleep
>doctor prescirbe 0.5mg clonazepam +zopidem before sleep
>sleep beautifully with zolpidem, 0.5mg clonazepam dont do shit
>take 2mg instead
>feel amazing, 0 anxiety

should i stick with the 0.5mg or dont give a fuck and keep taking 2mg
also how do i make my doctor raise the dosage, i guess he wont really like if i tell him i took more than he told me
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>>36024017
Don't get too hooked desu. When you try to get off this ride, you'll feel like shit for months.
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>>36024107
yea i know this, but
why should i get off the ride tho
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did you actually ask your doctor to raise your dosage? as far as i know 2mg is still safe to take

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>It's now cool to take Xanax
>It's now cool to "be" (pretend) to be mentally ill and have depressions


Normies have no limits
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recreational use of benzos isn't a new thing. popular culture glamorizing addiction (to benzos, even) also isn't a new thing
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>search on youtube for videos about depression and anxiety
>they all feature attractive young succubus wearing makeup
>despite a great life and large support network and "MY BOYFRAND"
>she cries for sympathy about her oh so terrible problems
>1 million views and the comments all white knighting her
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>>36024011
>It's now cool to "be" (pretend) to be mentally ill and have depressions

This makes me sick. Anybody who talks openly about their depression, doesn't have depression. It's an embarrassing illness and should be treated like chlamydia; keep it to yourself unless you need to tell somebody close to you.

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>tfw 5'3
>tfw girls will literally stay away from you even casually because they don't even want to be seen next to you
>the only girls who are in this kind of situation are tall girls and fat girls

Why is there not a government program that gets tall girls and short guys to mate? Literally so sick of being denied by women, having sex with tall women would be so pure, we'd get to even out the species and not be denied our right to happiness in the process.
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tall girls want really tall guys not your little ass
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>>36024025
they want to. and if they don't then they'll just have to. it'll be the law
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>>36024025
tall girls don't know what they want

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Is exhentai down for anyone else?

HELP
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>>36023936
not down for me
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>>36023936
>Is exhentai down for anyone else?

reevaluate your life
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>tfw to much of a brainlet to figure out exhentai

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When it comes to dick size, I'm as average as can be. My gf has told me over and over that I'm the perfect size for her, but I find it hard to believe. If this board has taught me anything, it's that women crave 7"+ and I won't be fulfilling that for her.

She's only had one "big one" in her past and she said the sex was incredibly uncomfortable, but she may just be trying to make me feel better.

How do I proceed?
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Have sex with a 7"+ and decide for yourself.
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>>36023915
>Can I trust my gf on this?
>My gf has told me
>If this board has taught me anything
sage le shitty thread bait bong bang
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Can you feel her cunt spasming when she says she's cumming?
If so- you're good.
If not- she's lying and shit's fucked.

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The enemy of my my enemy...
>Shoot up the school with another unrelated school shooter
...is not my ally
>duel and kill said shooter
The Vigilante
>Shoot up only jocks and bullies
Social Injustice Warrior
>Kill only white males
School Spirit
>Shoot up the school dressed up as the mascot
Death Note
>Write the name of all your victims on the visitors list
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>>36023908

Dodgeball
>throw an IED at group of students
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>>36023908
Everybody was kung-fu fighting

Create a riot between the black and Asian kids in the cafeteria.
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>>36023908
>Knock Knock
Kick down the door of a classroom

I'm alone. I just want friends.
This fucking sucks
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niggers don't deserve friends
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>>36023991
So why do you have friends
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>>36023876
hey friend, tell me whats on your mind

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how can a girl become more attractive to you if they have a roman (jew) nose?
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>>36023748
There is a difference between the roman, aquiline nose and the jewish nose.
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>>36023748
I've dated a blonde with a roman nose and she was cute. Having a slim and tallish female body also helps make girls with roman noses more appealing.
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but i want a hook nose gf

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Beat this:

>28 years old
>Kissless virgin
>No job (no degree)
>No real passion
>Haven't talked to friends in 3 years
>Tried hiring escorts several times...
>... never been able to get hard (~ $850 spent)
>Can't drive a car
>Live with my mother (she wants me out)
>Too much of a coward to kill myself
>Getting fatter and fatter
>Porn addiction
>Can't masturbate to normal porn anymore, unless I add some fucked up scenario
>Haven't washed in 2 or 3 weeks
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>19
>KHV
>Never had a friend.
>Parents hate me.
>Poor.
>I've tried killing myself, but tied the noose wrong.
>Morbidly Obese.
>Can't even fucking talk properly.
>Haven't been outside my room for the last two days, haven't been outside the house for nearly a week now. Got a fridge in my room as well.
>Find masturbation boring, it's purely physical pleasure at this point.
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>lvl 55
>now your peers are in the lvl 80s, some lvl 140s, you're lvl 72 fuck
>play hardmode to catch up, lvl 800 adults will tell you it's possible but your peers are disappointed you're taking detours posting YouTube videos on a back to the future panda forum?
I feel grateful they haven't given up on me, we still laugh
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>>36023768
>complaining about being KHV at 19
That's not bad in the slightest. I'm fit, socially decent, and I'm a 19-year-old KHV. Don't buy into what people on social media tell you, a lot of others are KHV at our age. Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.

>fridge in my room
Take it out. Start eating 3 small meals a day, never deviating. You'll be hungry as fuck at first, but that's cause you're not used to eating regular portions. Push past the hunger and eventually it'll get easier. You'll lose weight slowly, but in a year you'll be thanking yourself. You don't need to work out or eat healthy. Just eat less.

If you're socially anxious, you should slowly try to build yourself up to being around people. Try just walking around in public at first, then the next day try talking to the cashier. It'll suck and you'll definitely feel like you're gonna die from anxiety at one point, but social exposure freaking works.

Try seeing if you can find a therapist or youth counselor in your area and be completely vulnerable and honest with them about your problems. Take their advice for god's sake. It may seem like they don't know what they're talking about, but you should trust them considering that they're at a better point in life than you. Ask them if they can set up an appointment with a speech therapist if your speech is actually fucked up.

If you can't find anyone, talk to your parents. Tell them that you're unhappy with the way you are and that you want their help to change. If the reason they hate you is cause of the reasons you listed, there's a good chance they'll help you. If not, it's not like they're gonna hate you even more for wanting to change.

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>job that requires no social interaction (can't even order pizzas without shaking) and no manual labor (bad back) in Phoenix, Arizona
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you don't deserve a paycheck
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>>36023679

just get on disability for your back.
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>>36023679
>job that requires no social interaction (can't even order pizzas without shaking)
I still shake for certain social interaction (depending on the type) yet I have a job with very high social interaction

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why do we want to die when we dont want to die
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that dude looks pretty badass
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>>36024526
He looks like a fat numale.
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>>36023678
We don't want to be us anymore but being someone else might be pretty cool.

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Hello Friends,

This is a thread to discuss Hoop_Blooper and all of his hilarious escapades, such as pic related.

If anybody is interested in purchasing sexy xxx Heck_Blecker pics and videos, or silly conversation logs please contact me at [email protected] to place your bid!
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Thank you for your emails.
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>>36023637
Fuck, I need this somebody pls buy I'm a poor NEET
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is this real?
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WHAT DO I RESPOND BACK WITH??!!??!

>make a fake okcupid profile so I can insecurely brown local chicks trying to find a semi-religious conservative grill
>a qt mixed black chick from Texas that looks a bit spergian messages me within an hour of making my account
>she messages first
>on my six things I couldn't live without I put seven but the last one is "- calculators :)"
>her first message is "Haha I like how you added calculators to your "six" things. It's cute :)"
JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING KILL ME. I can never use that again, especially on my REAL account. FUCK FUCK FUCK. That was perfect and now I feel fucking pathetic for making a fake account for the memes and to lurk.
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>>36023611
HELP ME NIGGAS
UYIUONKML',;FUCK
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>>36023611
>>36023680
This is her btw

[/spoiler] HELP [/spoiler]
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>>36023611
I don't have any advice because I don't know how/don't care to talk to women, but your image is nice. That was my favorite movie as a kid

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How do we get rid of them? Literally dozens of threads are posted every hour and somehow it's not considered spam? I wish they would fuck off to some backwater board like >>>/po/ and leave us alone.
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How do we get rid of them? Literally dozens of threads are posted every hour and somehow it's not considered spam? I wish they would fuck off to >>>/pol/ and leave us alone.
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>>36023635
I hate you and you don't belong here

idjdpwkxn
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we love traps tho

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What is the ACTUAL common denominator among robots? Everybody doesn't have autism, everybody isn't a NEET. Is it their parents? In that case, what specific issues do they have? I'm thinking that the mom has bipolar disorder, and the dad is low test beta/absent? Are there any studies done on this?
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I'm short ugly Indian and have health problems.

The common denominator is we suck at life.
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>>36023769
How was your relationship with your mother? Did she have mental issues? How was your father?
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>>36023544
That's a pretty decent description of my parents, so you can throw me into the mix

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