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>you will never feel the way this song sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4iCx7LnbY
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>you only ever feel the way this song sounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC7kCuaTn9k
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>>35766769
This is a god teir soundtrack

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>therapist tells me to stop going to r9k immediately
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>>35766765
Nah its ok therapists aren't renowned for having a sense of humor.
This board is some of the finest irony available.
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listen to them, not the retards on this board, there's a reason why everyone here is like how they are
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>therapist tells me to delete all JAV from my computer and watch BBC cuckold porn instead

>tfw my fetish is perfectly toned midriffs
>tfw I will never ever EVER have a gf that has one
Why even live?
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>>35766745
>liking fit women is now a fetish
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>>35766896
It probably is. There's enough fat feminists around who call a flat, toned stomach unnatural and unhealthy.
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>>35766896
>>35766934
I think he means specifically and above other things, that's not common

>>35766745
Why won't you ever find that OP?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k-LY1ou4f8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tzJ0QHYHo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozpmPM2Hdo

the niggest song in history
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aw sheeit mayne dis be blastin at da club all DAAYEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCMk0QXpEUQ

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>wake up at 3pm feeling like shit
>get ready for work with a horrible feeling of dread
>go to work at 4pm
>come home at 11pm feeling like shit
>sit at computer for the rest of the night
>lay down and fall asleep around 6am
>repeat

this has been almost every day since I graduated high school 2 years ago

>never do anything
>never talk to anyone
>always tired and physically aching
>have no friends and am too much of a shy neurotic boring retard to make any
>have no goals, plans, hobbies, interests, talents, passions, anything

what do I do
how do I break out
my therapist doesn't know
I have no idea where my life is going to go, I can't do this anymore but I can't think of anything else to do. nothing is appealing.

please please help, my life is such a bore and I'm going to die. my mom and therapist want me to go to college but I really am unsure, my savings are all I have and I don't want to burn them on something so potentially disastrous

edgy anime pic to grab your attention
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I think you should listen to your mum
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>>35766798
but what would I go to college for

there's nothing I like. I'm not smart and I'm very lazy and unmotivated. she just wants me to get out of the house so she can have one child that isn't a failure. but I can't do that senpai
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>>35766913
Well then you should look for some goals and motivate yourself. I know it's not that easy, but, i mean, if you posted this i suppose you don't want to continue like this. Here in Italy we say "Tentar non nuoce" that means "Trying doesn't hurt"

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*BLACKS ur path*

ay wyte boi was gud dawg
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Out of my way beast
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hey man, please put that away
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>>35766685
wus poppin b

oreganootguryf

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Who else here /smokes/? What's your favorite brand? Mine's pic related. What's the most robot brand of cigarettes?
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not cigarettes but i sometimes smoke cao italia or brazil
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with hash
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>>35766639
only smoke when drunk, lucky strike

i just smoked a cig but i didnt get the headrush i enjoy so much
why not? can't be tolerance because i havent smoked in a month
did i not inhale deeply enough?

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>Robots are viewed and treated in a less favorable manner.

If you believe that the above statement or some similar variant of it is true, how would you change society to better accommodate for the existence of robots? What justifies this change? Do you believe that robots either deserve or bring upon themselves any portion of this animosity? Do you think that society is not necessarily at fault, and that a disliking for robots is at all justified?

Is it normalfags at fault for treating largely innocent people like shit for no reason, or do robots invite this hostility?
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Not all robots look like that so eh
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>>35766612
Imagine a beautiful young woman brushes her tit against you "accidentally" and smirks at you while going "Oops, sorry about that."

Now imagine a 450 lb man with hideous skin who reeks of the odor only the obese can produce knocking his flappy tit against you and leaving some of his abundantly smelly tit garbage water sweat behind on your shirt, while smirking and going "Oops, sorry about that."

Is it still a double standard? Remember the first rule of males on 4chan: all males on 4chan are liars and hypocrites. ALL OF THEM.
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>>35766770
the second one would be funny

Does anyone else here want to kill themselves not because they're depressed or have shitty lives but rather because they find living in the world isn't worth the pain and the effort?
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Yeah, there really isn't any reward for the tedious and inconvenient shit that makes up everyday life.
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>>35766600
All of the above really
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>>35766600
Kinda both.

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I've developed this hatred and absolute disdain for male dom porn. I don't know where it comes from. But without sounding too autistic, it makes me so angry I shake.

Anybody else share this same thing? Pic unrelated.
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Self whoring self bump
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I have the same thing but I know it's abnormal and I hide it
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I'm confused, do you mean a Male being dominant? Or a Male being Dominated?

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Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.
We will prevail, for our cause is just.
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Roasties and normies have quite got 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they come here.


Women CANNOT be fembots because they cannot FEEL at the same depth as we can.

They haven't suffered ANYWHERE near as much as we have, and come here complaining about their shitty issues:
>"tfw only 3 bfs"
>"tfw no bbc on saturday"
>"tfw i want a robot bf but theyre all ugly".

Women are all attention whores, and nothing, not a single thing can change that.


There are no good women left.
Society has made all women bad.
MGTOW is coming.
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>>35766454
SEND THE ROASTIES BACK TO FACEBOOK WHERE THEY BELONG.
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The fact that "Women love threads" are now a thing means that change must happen. I'm alongside you, comrade.

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I'm bored and lonely

Tags: r9k, r9komegle
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Best way to spend a Friday night, r-right?
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>>35766574
oh god.

someone protect her.
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>>35766574
Yeah. His parents really should take better care to make she he isn't going on sites like omegle. Hopefully he will take that girl's advice.

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Does anyone want to hang out with me tomorrow in nyc?

I feel like its important to mention im black.
Some of you are uncomfortable around black people or just don't like them.

Even those who are black.

I have a bunch of metrocards
Ill pay for your transportation.
Ill even come to you and make sure you can get back okay.
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maybe. Can we hang out in the whiter parts of town?
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>>35766425
Lol I don't want to meet ANYONE on this board. You are all a bunch of fucking freaks.
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>>35766425
>>35766467

Also I should specify, you aren't coming to my place. I have too much nice stuff.

Maybe central park? During daylight hours.

Tell me all about the kind of girl you think you could end up with.
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reckon i'll settle for a chubby clean girl, seem best long term (kids and shit)
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>>35766343

A fat, blind paraplygic mtf gf is my best bet.
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>>35766343
Nobody really.

Even if I end up with a super compatible girl, I'll end up locking myself in my room anyways.

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Post cute things your girlfriend does.
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It's /r9k/ if we had a girlfriend we wouldn't be on this board.
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Literally redddit's first troll
This should be banenable
sage
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Spends my money and lets me know that I'm not worthy of her attention in a very cute way.

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