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Did they deserve to be killed?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/father-killed-twin-daughters-murder-182754139.html

Your thoughts?
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>>37380554
just another loser White guy with an Asian / Indian wife. why is this so common - loser White dude and uggo Asian wife?
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>>37380705
She hopped on the carousel too late I guess
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>killing your kids after you just invested in their dental care
i couldn't do it because i'm too principled with money, but i'd definitely kill that whore wife.

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Just ate a pot brownie what am I in for?
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>>37380484
When I had one I was just confused and a lot higher than I would be from smoking. It was fun though
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It'll take about 2 hours to kick in but once it does, you'll have fun
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>>37380484
Yeah it's pretty wild. Sit back and relax with a drink and listen to some music or play some vidya man.

>tfw bought my qt black coworker flowers for her birthday.
Feels good robots.
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I bet. But no where as good as Chad is going to fe-
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Hah, what a cuck.
She probably is already telling her friends how weird and creepy that was.
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>trying to date co-workers
DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT IDIOTS

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>tfw too embarrassed to buy condoms
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>>37379972
Why would you ever need them?
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>>37379972
The checkout lady doesn't care. They sell them every day. But if you're still too self conscious, just go to one of those places with the self-checkout registers.
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>too embarrassed to buy women's clothing
>can just imagine someone I know seeing me at store looking through panties and yoga pants
>no homo

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Please help me.

All I do is waste my time on this shit website and internet, video games, staying up late, shit food, zero motivation. I want to start going to bed at a certain hour and developing a routine, start reading books and learning new skills anyone got any tips on how to do this?

Even just your own stories?
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No story, but shave your face. It actually helps
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>>37379964
I guess I...got a little fuzz going on there
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>>37379943
Piggyback something positive and constructive onto an already established bad habit and then as you train it into your daily routine transition from the bad habit to good. figure out what the reasoning behind your habits are and try to adjust accordingly. fuck off back to >>>/adv/

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Why is 50% of this board gay shit?

I need this place to talk with other robots and share stuff but its just DUDE LE TRAPS LE DICKS XDD

I wish mods would ban /lgbt/ shit from this board
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>>37379921
Make quality threads then. If you are doing nothing (or just bitching) you are part of the problem.
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Nope. Gays pls stay.

It keeps the mozzballs away
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What do you want to talk about disgruntled anon?

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How do I stop being a /nice guy/?
Oregano
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every time you think about doing something nice, punch yourself in the balls

that will teach you not to think about doing nice things
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>>37379843
May balls will become purple if I did that
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>>37379864
then you will learn faster

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someone interested in a comfy thread?
post music and pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QlVkaJa3wY
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Depression is the only comfy feeling I can think of.

https://youtu.be/YDWEz1mia1I
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orroginal
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>tfw no human instrumentality project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM

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When was the last time you felt her lips touch the base of your cock?

>tfw it's been three months and I know I won't get to feel that again for a very long time to come

Who was she, /r9k/?
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>tfw for the time being I'll only get to experience it with prostitutes, but only while wearing a rubber
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>>37379364
oh right, I forgot this board is a zoo where normo's come to harass the animals.

upvoted, dawg, +1
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>>37379364
Never

Heck the capcha

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My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough.
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Quit posting this you gook
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this was a good post. im proud of you OP
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Ask him why you'd ever want to live in a commie shithole.

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>"Stop right there, white boy! Remember our deal: you can only leave the house after I have milked all your cum. Now take off your clothes."

What do you do?
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I would take off my clothes
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>>37379175
I'd let her suck it for sure. She has a cute face.
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You call that fat? Bitch, get the fuck outta my way. Call me when you gain at least another 200 pounds.

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>dating this girl for 6 months now
>she's been with a couple dudes before me but I learned to accept it
>fuck almost every week and she says she loves me
>she tells me she's a compulsive liar, has a top 3 fuck list, and is fine with me cheating on her (I won't though)
>days later she wants to go on break for her studies
>days later she goes to some dance with her friend

What do I do /r9k/ at times I feel that she's probably telling the truth and it'd just be wrong for me to accuse her when I haven't had hard evidence. She does get mad when I question her, so I try to just think she won't do anything.
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Dude you are absolutely getting cucked as we speak. She literally told you she's okay with you cheating on her. Why would she say that if she wasn't getting some on the side?
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>>37378956
But what if she isn't tho
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she actually may not be cheating on you but once she said fuck list the relationship should have been over. everyone wants to save their relationship, you cannot, you only make it more sad. cut contact and you might be able to fuck her later. beg and plead and it will end without that option. sorry.

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It is weird to go up to a girl you don't really know and ask if she wants to get a coffee with you?
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>>37378727

If you lead with asking her out then yeah it's weird. If you manage to have a short conversation then go ahead and pop the question.
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>>37378767
I was thinking I'd make it seem like I'm in a rush and arrange to meet later
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>>37378727
Depends

If you're ugly? then prepare to be called a creep

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>want to ask girl out
>7/10 with blue eyes, quiet and qt
>have her SC and want her number
>Normies say you need to make a girl laugh or talk for a bit before asking for a # and asking out
>send message
>seen 8 hours ago
Why?? Girls and slags have actually told me that I should become a model (inb4 gaypornstar) and i'm alright with her.
>I just want to text her and ask her to go out with me, I still could but if she couldnt be arsed to reply to me why would she ever say yes?
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>>37378680

Give us some context. Post the screenshot of what you sent.
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See something in her story you can make a convo out of
Slide into the DMs
"Is that X? I never thought..." or something
Some convo later
"Add me on fb btw, <insert name>"

Forget about her number, nobody uses that shit anymore.
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>>37378748
And if this fails, then GG. She's not interested.

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is she really dead? how?
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>>37378600
>is she really dead?
God I FUCKING hope so
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Who is she? She looks kinda cute-ish. Better groomed I would sugardaddy a girl like this.
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>>37378600
Lmao you saved my pic from the other thread. You are one thirsty son of a bitch for those you's. Kys. I'm a fembot and even I don't attention whore like u.

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