>Animal cruelty is a class A felony.
>Killing a stray cat that hunt our natural bird species will land me in jail
These fucking cats live under my god damn house what the fuck ami I suppose to do. I just saw them kill a baby chachalaca. Fucking fur fags I want to kill every fucking stray cat that lives under my house. Killing the damn cats will be mercy. Have you ever seen a grown stray cat? Theyre all cut up and infected with diseases. Such a ridiculous law. We are hunters for fuck.
>too smart to enjoy hip hop besides DOOM and tyler the creator
>became negroid outcast due to this
How the fuck do you cope, robots?
How creative is r9k?
Any artists/musicians/graphics designers/photographers lurking?
Anyone who's just picking up a painting brush or starting to learn how to play a new instrument?
Anyone here created something but received no feedback on your work because you are shy about sharing it or just dont have anyone to share it with? This is the bread for you!
Post some of your 'creative work' whether it be poetry, a photograph you think turned out nice, a drawing, an audio recording of you singing or playing an instrument, a fucking loli you lewded or something and exchange opinions/tips/criticisms.
I pretty much have no idea about music production but yesterday out of sheer boredom i downloaded fl studios and had a shit tone of fun with it, I didn't realize 'creating' something could feel that fulfilling, by no means is it a masterpiece or even.. finished, but i think i made a pretty neat loop that could be worked on to maaaaaybe even perhaps churn out something that could be called a 'song' one day, but for now I wanna see if it gets your head bobbing.
"Oh, Chaaaaaamp. I know you're busy with your friends on that Formosan basket-weaving eWorld chat room, but did you remember to follow up on those job inquiries I drove you around town to make last week? You know what?"
"It's better if we followed up in person. Get dressed and meet me in the car. I'm driving you around town to look for a job again, and we won't turn around until someone hires on you on the spot this time. Don't give me that look, Champ. It's as simple as going in there, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you wanna work there. What've you got to lose?"
NOOOOOOOO I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM GOING TO EAT TENDIES AND PLAY SOME WOW BEFORE MY CUMMIES AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOOOOTHING YOU CAN DO TO IMPEDE ME
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
"Raise the LCL compression level to maximum. We don't have time to deal with childish tantrums."
>"Alright class, everyone pick a partner."
>In a class with 4 other friends
>Tables only fit 4 people
>I get left out and have to sit somewhere else
>"ew, we don't want him in the group, can't he go somewhere else?"
>can't find a partner
>teacher notes this
>puts me in a group with chads/stacies
>they give me looks of anger
>qt at work is attracted to me
>flirts in a very manic pixie dream girl kind of way
>unable to drive a car due to vision issues
>unable to hang out with her
Why the fuck is life so cruel?
So do you like 2D or 3D?
>You will never walk down lower Manhattan in the 1980's
Which are you, robots? Which is best? Which do you think is most common on this board?
this board sucks lol why are you all such losers? do any of you like ever go out and get any fresh air? you're grown ass adults, why haven't you accomplished anything with your lives yet? you all complain about not getting any pussy but also just sit inside all day being fat and shoving doritos in your faces rather than developing social skills and ambition...wtf? you realize these traits are literal women repellent right?
sooo pathetic lmao
>at the beach.
>staring at girls from balcony
Idk if this just happened in my head or it was actual but:
>they look at me then look away
>I look away but look back
>one whispers to the other one they cover their faces and walk past me
Am I retarded? Do I just need to wear sunglasses? Have tips/advice regarding this topic? Post below:
"Fembots" why do you waste time on r9k?
>I want companionship
You can easily get more friends who are objectively less shitty people somewhere else. Half the people here only want to be your friends to fuck you, the other half hates your guts.
>I want attention
See above, also why would you want attention from thirsty neckbeards
>I want someone who understands my feels
There are plenty of "depressed" people on tumblr, I'm sure you can garner sympathy there
>I want to laugh at OC
Then why do you post attention whoring threads that take almost all the attention away from OC, or flaunt your gender to derail every thread with good OC
There's nothing for you to gain here and we have nothing to gain from you being here. Why do you stay?
Why tho? Just trying to do the most amount of good for the most amount of people possible.
You sound like a white knight cuck
I don't want to die alone lads, how can I get a gf?
>how can I get a gf?
You already get Quezalcoatl and Shiva before you leave Balamb Garden, dull stone.
What should I pickup at the convenience store tonight fellow robots?
EVERY WHERE I GO THERE IS A NORMALFAG GREEN TEXTING
its the fucking redditfags
i wish the 2016 election never happened, /pol/ started supporting a jew loving capitalist, it spread to reddit and now the redditfags have ruined /pol/
/pol/ was already going downhill before but it's at rock bottom now