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>>34157099
I cleaned my room and played with my kitten.

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I bought a couple of records, I then proceeded listen to said records. Later on I pooped, and now I'm trying to sleep. Life is comfy for me.

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I spent most of the day shitposting in a handful of Skype groups, listening to music, watching some YouTube vids, took a nap, and am currently in a call video chatting with some friends who've been or are in the NEET plight.
This is basically my daily routine with the daily shower and existential crisis thrown in for good measure.
Been a NEET for 7 or 8 years, parents are throwing out their yearly threats, kill me.

>>34157305
What records did you buy?
And are you really comfy with your life?
Does no one plead for you to fix your life?

What if you actually are God but you were sick of being all-knowing since when you know everything that's going to happen life no longer has meaning.

So what you did is you set the universe on auto-pilot, and chose to reincarnate yourself as the person you are now.

>>34157095
I was talking about you.
I know I am god.

>>34157112
You're fucking crazy.

I'm the only one that's real

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>>34157052
And monkeys are just little hairy children?

You can be consciously aware of your problems and still do nothing about them because of the catharsis of self-pity.

>>34157052
The balls are inside them (ovaries)

They think you're gay. Next.

Damn if I didn't know this feel in highschool

You're free to tell as much as you'd like anon, free hugs guaranteed

Pretty much me until recently i started cutting communication with everyone
Best to just drop them

>>34156954
yeah it breaks my heart too

>>34156954
just a sweet and innocent girl doesn't deserve it tobehonest

>>34156954
She deserves it.
This is what happens when you are an attention whore.

Pretty sure anything below 6 foot is a Manlet.

>manlet
Below 5'10
>disadvantaged by height
Below 5'7.5

below 185cm

>>34156890
>Makes 1500$ a month
>only 300$ savings while living with his parents also?

>I make 1000$ month
>save a few hundred each month
>I also rent my own place

stop buying tendies at 100$ a tendie, imo this will help

>>34156890
i make 300$ a month. stand back while i eviscerate myself.

>>34156890
Go to the library, and track down these books:

Living Cheaply With Style
The Art and Science of Dumpster Diving

They'll be a big help.

>>34156850
Afterwards maybe a sense of regret. But then i think of having sex with my gf after the winter break and i'm happy again. Sex is better than fapping overall, no sense of regret too.

Yes.

I always imagine how I'd feel if I was the girl's father, and I'd done my best to raise her well, then I found a video of her getting fucked in the ass for money.

>>34156850
lmao "oh, youre good"

>>34156827
I don't understand why this ugly girl keeps getting posted, she has so much makeup on if you touched her face your finger could come back black.

She probably has some kinda of vanity related mental illness.

And, call me crazy, but I don't even think it looks good. She just looks fake and plastic.

>>34156827
She looks dead, is that a real doll or some shit?

>>34156827
I was once with a black girl. Granted, she wasn't as delicious brown as this girl, but she was pretty cool. Shame I was like 12 and fucked up. Oh well, I don't even count it as her being my gf because of how my autism managed to fuck it up.

>>34156816
She should accept it and get her legs amputated, ready for the big cybernetic/bionic limb revolution. She'll be the first to be augmented and she'll be much happier. Flesh weak, carbon-fibre-polymer stronk.

>>34156816
What the fuck?

Reevaluate your life.

Just walk away from her.

no, i quit cocaine last year

Yeah, like it feels like it cramps up and for a beat it hurts

>>34156813
anxiety meds took care of that op.

>>34156797
no wonder, because he is /ourguy/.

>>34157674
Can you explain what this means

>>34157902
Watch a video of his. Think about it.

>>34156762
What are your weird interests, anon?

>>34156762
fairly certain thats as close to a death sentence as youre gonna get. id be your friend but im also fairly certain nobody anywhere wants to be my friend. i suppose they want me to kiss their ass to live but fuck them.

>>34156776
Mostly metallurgy and nature/primitive survival. In summer I go into empty forests and scavenge for edible plants and build shelters

>>34156732
So do something about it and get a gf.

>>34156732
you need to make her love you first.

>>34156752
Not Op, but how you do this tho?

An almost unbearable hot bath. Maybe nibble on a habanero pepper for a while. I learned to utilize pain in therapy. Used to bleed myself before that.

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>>34156706
Smoke a cigarette, fap, and try to go to sleep.

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Cry and vidya, occasionally animu and a hot shower. Basically what i do everyday.