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>>36210483
The effort involved I'd rather just sleep and shit post.

>>36210483
I wanna know what kind of movies, games, and music will come out in the future.

>>36210483
1: I'm too much of a pussy
2: I don't want to hurt my parents with grief

>oh god Chad, who is that fat creep staring at me? Lol what a virgin!

Are topless beaches real, not just a porn thing? Can anyone go? Do you have to be over 18 or 21?

I go to a strip club and stare at the naked women.

>>36210419

n1 anon.

Well played

>>36210419
Thanks anon

t. 5"8 hyper manlet

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>>36210419
Very good anon.
>t. skinny 5"10 manlet

>frequenting reddit
>ever

Please go back there.

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Knowing how badly women want to be impregnated when they're ovulating is very efficient at expanding dong.

It's so fucking hot.

>>36210449
They also post about how they start fantasizing about pretty much every guy they see

And it turns lesbians into thirsty cumwhores

>>36210367
>through no fault of their own
It's called karma.

>>36210406
There's no such thing as Karma or past lives

>>36210528
There almost certainly is. But you believe that at your own jeopardy, friend.

>>36210285

I make SFM animations.

I'm not going to post links though.

>>36210312
post pls whats the worst that could happen :D

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>>36210285
If this is really you, I can atleast tell you you are a true robot.
t. robot

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most horror movies, especially halloween and texas chainsaw massacre

>>36210304
Doesn't count...horror villains are pretty much all robots.

>>36210281
Most superheroes and villains wear stuff on their heads/faces to conceal their faces, dumbass. Also, Scarecrow is normie as fuck.

Tetsuo from Akira is slightly robotic as he's insecure, inferior, and mentally unstable but he's still sort of normie cause he's in a biker gang with friends.

There's that yellow dude from the green lantern movie. I think he was as robot as you can get

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>>36210183
The worst kind. Never take up vaping. It's far more addictive than tobacco.

>>36210245
You're fucking dumb regular cigs are a thousand times more addicting even just because of the nicotine content.

>>36210183
No, I lost my uncle to lung cancer

>>36210080

> loose asshole from but play
> I just let my farts slap out of there in a statement of pride
> Sometiems I get erections in public and try to hide it, but now I just let it show.

>>36210144
Damn that's brave allthough I really would recomend you to take it easy with your butt. The first day shit slips out your pride is gone forever.

>>36210080
I guess it would have to be intimacy, both on an emotional and a physical level with the opposite sex.

I'm getting married, I guess I need a sort of safety net, that plus I have waited this long I might as well wait to have sex till I'm married like god intended.

I know, no woman can simulate that amazing feel putting it against the head of ur penis

>>36209992
Loli Butt Onaholes

>>36209992
Anyone with fingers, a tongue and a penis

By that logic, none of us are robots as we all fit in on r9k

>>36209955
Daily reminder that 4chan started with anime. Fuck off and make your own site.

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But what if I read manga, instead?

A roastie being irrational and assigning herself a special identity label to be a snowflake?

You've really got me stumped on this one anon.

Maybe she tried it with the nerd and it was so bad that she turned asexual?

I mean I'm straight and I've tried it with boypucci, just once and found out it wasn't my thing

I believe they have a term for that now OP; demisexual. Most likely she does it to please him, like most roasties do.

Who cares lmaooofofjdkdnkfnfnnnc

>>36209936
>tfw this guy is literally "two intelligent" right now

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>>36209999
nice quads bud

>>36209935
Charismatic is not the same thing as arrogant, mr. Rodger

>>36209935
>Sam's face when he realizes World Peace was the height of his career in comedy and it's all downhill from here.

>>36209935
Then guess what? You're an alpha. Looks are not important for men. Not in the same way they're important for women.

Yes. It's a waste of time, I very much prefer going to brothels.

>>36209931
Yes. If you ever go to one order the food. Most strip clubs make super good bar food because it is what keeps the clients around when it is C grade strippers on stage.

>>36209931
ye didn't like it tho just felt heaps pressured to spend alot of money on a whore that won't even fuck me and just generally felt very awkward.

>>36209962
What this guy said, I haven't been to one myself but this seems better value for money