Roasties
>Match girl on tinder
>She's after weed
>Said she was a virgin
>Sent me nudes
>Try to get her to make a video for me on snapchat
>I'm too tired but I can send you video of me sucking dick
>Actually does it
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>>39357963
women are fucking disgusting
also
>getting matches on tinder
why are you here
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>>39357963
She's relaying she's easy and a literal open hole go play the guy who fucks open holes and you're in
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>send me a vid
>im too tired but i can cuck you instead
>nice, sounds good!
way to go, op
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>look in the mirror
whos this loser staring at me
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>>39357939
>look in the mirror
disgust.jpeg
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>>39357939
>>look in the mirror
>whos this loser staring at me
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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>>39358015
Fuck off spic you ruin every thread
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How do I stop myself from cumming to soon?
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>>39357849
try cock hero on pornhub and last until the end, 30 mins at least.
also focus on breathing
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>>39357849
I think about something that isn't sex. What always works for me is thinking about what finish of wood would go best with different door knob types and what kind of doorknob/door combo I would like for different houses. The idea is to keep your boner but to not think too sexy of thoughts. If the chick is on top this makes it really easy to accomplish.
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Get rid of your soon stash, stop looking at soon websites, and don't stop yourself if you think about soon. If it's that bad, get it out of your system, but the important thing is you remove the soon influences, that make you want to do it.
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what's it like when you die?
I am starting to feel like my fear of death isn't enough to stop me from killing myself anymore
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>>39357776
won't know until you find out. try it out and come back with results.
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>>39358029
unfortunately if i tried i wouldn't be able to post here and let you know
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>hey alive people what's death like
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When do you want to die? 2017-08-28 07:36:43 Post No.39357750
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For me, its been 22. Always been 22, i'm currently 20.but that's not the point of this thread.
>Have dad that turned 61 today
>Divorced, has to pay over $1200 a month to his ex wife (my mom) until he stops working
>Has a girlfriend, but shes crazy. Apparently they fought
>Basically spent the day alone, I got us some dinner but he doesn't have a SO at his age, at least not a decent one. My mom wasn't anything special either.
>Hes a far better man then I, smarter, an attorney since he was like 26, charismatic, and he still ended up like this, not unsuccessful, but I don't think hes happy.
>Grew up in a better world than I did. Things are just getting worse everywhere, burgerland no exception
>He did everything right in life, got married, had kids, a successful career, and still spent his 61st birthday basically alone.
Whats the point?
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>>39357750
when i'm old probably
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>>39357750
I wanted to die young but at 39 is it too late to live out the dream
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I want to die when I'm already sleeping deeply preferably
But I'll probably die by some accident or get shot to death
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What do you think of when you see this image? 2017-08-28 07:35:46 Post No.39357740
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What do you think of when you see this image?
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Hi robots, what do you think of when you see this image? Is it really ewwy or what?
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>>39357740
what the hell is all of that? what are those eel looking things? ewwy
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>>39358044
It's a nasty image of car that got into a collision with a truck carrying eels. I didn't know they had so much goo.
I found the pic on /ck/ and wrote a story about it. Link is
>>>/ck/9352531
Should I continue the story?
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>>39358157
I definitely want to know what happened. Continue, if you have more info
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Bazingy
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>>39357735
kp[l
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>>39357752
>>>39357735 (OP)
>kp[l
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Bvagina
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why do people say shaming promiscuous sluts is bad but shaming celibate virgins is ok??
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>>39357704
because society puts pussy on a pedestal
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>>39357704
Because adult virgins are hilarious losers while girls who put it about provide a service you big silly goose!
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>>39357704
you're not "celibate" when you're jacking off
also sluts are having fun and bringing joy and happiness to themselves and others, while we virgins are suffering
>tfw no slut to save me from this agony
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>tfw the humans have two hands but only pet you with one at a time
Any other catnons know the struggle?
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>tfw no balls
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femcat here, I know that feel, especially when they start stroking your nipples with 1 hand
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>>39357689
my human pets me with both
get on my level catbot
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My boyfriend broke up with me and I just need attention. I'm somewhat cute but I have no sex appeal because I'm a fembot and I never take selfies either but I want a following on Instagram. Helppp idk wat to do
How do I become sexy?
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Start by posting nudes on /soc/. Pick the thread that best suits you. Such as chubby girls or slut threads.
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Post insta in thread. Thirstiest will flock to you.
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So you got dumped
Tell us about it
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>dad killed himself 7 years ago
>never really think about it these days
>this morning
>asleep
>have a dream
>it's me, my dad and my mum in our house, all happy
>bank comes round and reclaims our house
>have to move into the park in a tent
>eventually police come and move us along
>start talking to the policeman, asking for help in our situation
>wind up at the train station
>dad goes down the platform for a piss
>tell policeman I'm worried about him because he's tried to kill himself before
>suddenly dad runs past me, panicked
>runs into the road and gets hit by a taxi
>I run down the steps
>he gets up and runs off round the corner
>I go after him
>wind up in some high up jungle walk type thing, for some reason I knew there was a waterfall near by and that he's going to throw himself off
>get there and he's clutching his belongings to his chest muttering a prayer
>I grab him and drag him away, crying
>he looks at me with this big grin and says something like "this is the last time on the gravestone, yeah?"
>wake up, sweating
think it's time to see a counsellor
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My father killed himself when I was 16. I never thought about it mainly because we never really bonded and every memory of him is worse than shitty. If he didn't kill himself I'd probably kill him myself.
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>>39357595
that exact same shit happens to me.
i live in a small town and i missed out on life because of it.
i had a dream that i was in a small beach town in florida and there was beautiful women around and we were at a fair and the ocean was nearby and i went and saw it and one of my old friends from high school was there and i started to play fair games and everyone started to dissapear starting with my friend and then i was playing a fair game and all of a sudden i couldnt throw a ball anymore and i was missing really bad and everyone looked at me really weird and then everything started to dissapear and i woke up...
back to empty fields cow shit brain dead cross eyed rednecks and stuck with my abusive family i might go to that town and be homeless
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>>39357595
>>he looks at me with this big grin and says something like "this is the last time on the gravestone, yeah?"
what does that mean?
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Tfw im literally a human crab
>broken family
>zero relationships
>all family relationships broken
>rotten poor diet
>Survive on junk foods
>no exercise.
i just realized how awfully bad my life actually is, its like im literally a crab at the bottom, im worse than 3rd worlders because they have some type of survival instincts, but i live off the back fringes of society
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>>39357590
Change it then
You're not a captive, you have agency and freedom
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>>39357590
Me too, I pretty much feel the same way. And also the normiescope thing says me sign is the crab, so that's a plus
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>>39357664
not OP but I literally don't know where to start I even tried getting a job and that at least puts money in my pocket but I fucking hate it most of the time I'd rather stay home and be a piece of shit
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>tfw bf cums in my mouth and says I have to wait for ten minutes before I can swallow
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>>39357583
>tfw bf cums in my mouth and says I have to wait for ten minutes before I can swallow
Dumb sissy white boi.
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>>39357761
I'm not white you AHO BOY (Japanese for dumb boy)
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>>39357786
are you a boi, tho?
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If God is good, why does he allow so much pain? My faith is faltering, I used to believe that the problem of evil could be reconciled with, but now the pain is so great I can't believe God would allow such a thing. Why, robots? Why?
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>>39357571
i dont know, maybe the god creator isnt the broadest aeon. either way, pain and suffering is part of his design, for some reason.
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Protip: god doesn't exist.
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God loves the world He sent His righteous loving perfect son to die for us.
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I wish I was a girl (not a post-op, an actual girl) so fucking badly. I hate having a penis. I hate growing facial hair. I hate having a deep voice. I blame my lack of confidence and robotic tendencies on being forced to inhabit a disgusting male body.
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The male body is not disgusting when taken care of, it's a work of art. A woman can never compare, with bags of fat hanging from her chest and a crotch full of roast beef. Grow up faggot
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EXTREMELY autogyno post
Stop using porn, stop accessing porn, stop storing porn.
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>>39357679
Speaking of autogyno. What does it mean when you fetisihize it but are happily a man. I'd like to be a girl for a time sure but I've got no qualms about being a man.