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>Work hard and go to college

>Chad got in with a 2.0 GPA by playing basketball

>If his GPA got in the way he just fucked his teacher for better grades

>future prospects include being a top executive at a company and making you do all the work for him
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>>38711902
you never worked a single day in any company am i right?

(mcdonalds doesnt count)
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>>38711902
RL charisma stat gets results
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>>38712038
be honest here

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I made THIS THREAD
>>38696826 (You) (Cross-thread)
15 hours ago but it died. I wanted to give an update.
We fucked around for about 6 hours, Foreplay for wayy too long and by the time She calmed down enough that I could try and stick it in her, she was way too tight and my dick got stayed soft. After about 4 hours of us just kind of touching, kissing and humping/fingering. I just ended up touching her and eventually fingering her in her driveway, She was really into it and I was rock hard but We couldn't fuck on her driveway so I just played with her until she came.
She was really cool though even about my dick and we even hugged and made out for a bit as a "goodbye" and she told me it was nice meeting me
Should I text her again or nah? Feel like everything was great except for not being able to actually stick it in


I think I'm still a virgin, Maybe not? I manage to stick the tip in
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Lads plz help help lads. I need you all, I am an autist
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I don't have any where else to go Robots, I need your advice
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Just ask for sex in a few days

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Should you ever forgive a race traitor? My opinion is no, but that might not be too realistic... Seems like most women these days are whores.
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>>38711834
No. They're used up.
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>>38711834
We all make mistakes anon.
But some mistakes are unforgiveable. Racemixing is one of them.
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>>38711834
Honestly I know two women that went black, they became some of the most racist people I know. Still not sure if you can actually forgive them, but it's good to know that it happens.

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I need help.

When you are in grocery store at cash reigster and 9/10 cashier is doing his work.

Where are you supposed to look?

Usually I was looking on floor, but once I was in front of her and it was looking like I was staring at her jeans/vagoo area.

I do not know.

Those several seconds and again when I am waiting at credit card to print info feels like hours.

Its even worse when I am paying with cash and she gives me change, her and mine hand touch for a second and then we both immediately mover our hands back.

I do not know lads
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>>38711822
Watch the prices as they are scanned. This way it looks like you are a good shopper
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>>38711912
When I choose products I automatically sum prices. So I already know final price.
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Look at her in the eyes. Smile

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What does it feel like to be cheated on?

It's one of my worst fears
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>>38711716
if you for some reason decide to be with a modern woman, you'll have to deal with eventually being cheated on by Chad,
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have you ever got a gf op?
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>>38711716
fuuuck, that's hot...
Cheating girls are the best desu

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>14yo imuoto is having her friends over for a sleepover tonight
what do, lads
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>>38711630
Keep to yourself and don't do anything obscene
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Sniff her friends dirty pantsu!
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Sniff the butts.

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NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS REEEEEEE I HATE NIKKERS FUCKING NIGNOGS REEEEE FUCK NIGGERS
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This thread would be better suited for /pol/, don't you think?
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>>38711612

Pol is a board. There are people there thatagree with you. please dont shit up r9k.
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>>38711612
What did we do now?

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>mom found the goo kazoo
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>>38711565
>step-sister found the cum clarinet
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>aunt found the semen saxophone
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[relative] found the [sexual embarrassing thing]

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How dose licking an asshole of beautiful girl feel like?
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>>38711448
Poop, that's what ass tastes like regardless of the persons facial aesthetics.
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>>38711465

>t. Never seen a bagina
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>>38711448
I don't know and I don't care
If it cleaned clean I would do it anyways

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Recommend your favorite comfy/feels movies for the extra lonely Saturday nights
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>>38711439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw2sb8MXUAk
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Lost in Translation gets me every time
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>>38711439
In order of feels ---->
Except donnie darko i guess, mostly because it makes me remember my teenage years

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Fembots, how fat are you?
The heavier the better.
>pic unrelated
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>>38711404
ask them on tumblr. they're not here.
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5'6 and 250. I know my fat ass needs to loose weight before any guy will look at me.
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>>38711483
Very original bump or ngjjz

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Is it possible to make your bones thicker? I'm embarrassed of my narrow rib cage and shoulders, thin wrists and hands, etc. I don't know why this happened, but I have drastically smaller hands, for example, than any other man in my family, even smaller than my mother's. Probably from undereating, staying inside all day (low vitamin d), not exercising, and other poor lifestyle choices during puberty.
I'm in my mid 20s now, and I've been reading about a bunch of supplements (Strontium, Vitamin K2, Niacin, etc), but it's probably all memes (or is it?). I'm trying to exercise more, but my bones are weak and fragile, and I don't think muscle can really compensate for bone structure anyway. Can anything really be done for lankletism or am I stuck being an ugly virgin for the rest of my life?
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>>38711352
I don't know, but I wish my wrists were larger. They're so embarrassing.
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>>38711352
Bumping out of interest. I'm 22 and my wrists are literally 14 year old tier
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The body can regenerate bone tissue, but you can't enlarge bones uniformly, the closest case that i can think is a disease where people "randomly" grow bone tissue throughout the body, harming organs and movement.
No anon, sorry, I have broad shoulders but I'm a manlet (1,72 m), i feel u.

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>his chakras aren't open
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What's a chackra?
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>>38711333
They're spinning pyramids found in your soul. To open their channrlways you have to meditate rlly hard on all of them
And when you think you're done and they're all open they'll close again and you'll have to reopen them for the rest of your life
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>>38711374
>They're spinning shit found in your intestine. To open their channelways you have to press rlly hard on all of them
And when you think you're done and they're all open they'll close again and you'll have to reopen them for the rest of your life. That's how one can take a shit

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Im from /pol/ just checking in on my Robots,hows life fellas
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The GOP can't get it together so my NEET life is still pretty good
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>>38711281
I'm a commie bash the fash
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>>38711297
Thats good to here anon,just so you guys know we're rooting for you

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what?

who pays money for this shit?
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Oh, you'd be surprised, anon, how many desperate cucks fall for these scams.
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You have the link to the site?
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I don't know who to despise more, the fucking roasties who suck every cent they can get from men or the idiotic cuck white knights who fucking pay hard earned money to play fucking video games with some roastie who only want to suck every cent they can get.

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