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anyone else literally /0 friends/?

i want to give online friendship a chance, i know how to make conversation, am genuinly interested in people, and am nice

i made a discord account :) lets talk
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>>34245730
Friends are way too high maintenance and draining for me.

Let's see what happens

handyman#8692
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>>34245756

it doesnt work, tells me its writen wrong or something. how do you do it?
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>>34245756
>>34245817
guys i cant add you, how do i do it?

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>>34245632
that would really suck if you were the first person he selected.
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>>34245632
>only killing 3
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It was a .22lr right? Damn it dropped the theacher like a rock
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>>34245632
it took him so long to reload. someone could of ambushed him in that time. hes an idiot. and he uses the first bullet on the reload to kill himself instead of killing more people.

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Anon, you don't really believe the Earth is flat do you?
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>>34245572
>tfw to intelligent to believe the earth is round
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>>34245572
no, earth is round.
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>>34245572
>they don't believe in the Time Cube

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BLOOD, SOIL, RIGHTFUL CLAY!

Your country-men are your blood, your family. You have an obligation to secure their needs before all others.

DEUS VULT!
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When did christians start thinking it was okay to openly post on 4chan?
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>>34245522
Step 1: take away their health insurance
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>>34245522
>Your country-men are your blood, your family. You have an obligation to secure their needs before all others
Fuck that. I'm only interested in getting mine.

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Jesus how the fuck is this human being going to have more matches than me
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Is that a man? ugh
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Because women are by nature more choosy and so the longing mass of men create a plate of options. To answer your question.
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>>34245514
Are you a girl, a trap or a guy, OP?

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How does it feel knowing even if you manage to get a gf, you can N E V E R satisfy her sexually.
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>>34245359
"i don't care how big his dick is, nothing gets me wetter than a fat paycheck"
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>tfw every available trojan condom is too wide for your dick
I guess I can rule out the possibility of ever having sex.
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>>34245624
You don't want to use a Condom anyways.

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What vidya are you robots currently consuming?
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Battleon aka adventurequest
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>>34245397
jesus christ i didnt know anyone else played that game
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None. Video Games are degenerate.

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Does anyone think about living in mental institution for the rest of your lives?

Well, better is homelessness perhaps, who knows?
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>>34245309
I've been in one and I would not go back unless someone forced me to.
Remember you're not alone there, but together with lots of crazy people that can be quite annoying.
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>>34245309
If you think you should be institutionalized, you should be institutionalized.
My father worked at a mental ward in the 1970's.

Some guy beat 4 people to death with a steel toe boot.
To this day nobody is sure how he got the boot.
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>>34245325
i was there, and i liked the crazy people, it was so nice to have friends that were interesting people.

but I guess being a tramp is better, travelling around the world, begging for money... who knows, maybe thats the future im gonna have. Anyway, gonna live with my parents till they kick me out.

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How does a poorfag live in a major city
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You don't. You live in the surrounding suburbs and go into the city once a week or so.

T. North Vancouver fag.
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>>34245372
What about black neighborhoods
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>>34245405
An inevitable problem. Unless you have the big bucks to afford the actual city, you ain't living in it.

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Read it and rage, robos

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5oqu0z/i_24f_am_engaged_to_the_perfect_guy_25mtogether_3/
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>>34245252
>4 hours old

This was you wasn't it OP.
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>>34245252
huh?
a girl who is ditching chad for robot-kun?

no rage here, but rather, respect
as a matter of fact, i am amused that she was stringing mr. chad for a long while and is going to destroy him completely very soon
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>>34245252
I think the most triggering part about that image is they mention "the whole world" or "all of the western world" when all that gender and race bullshit is pretty much only a USA ""'''"problem'2""2""'''

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To all those
>tfw no gf
bots out there.

No amount of money, power, possessions or prestige will ever be able to make you "complete". There'll always be something more that you want that you don't have.

It works the same with cumcatchers. A bitch to hug, kiss, and have sex with will make you feel happy and fulfilled for a while until the hedonic treadmill catches up to you and you realize emotional costs and time consumption of having an actual relationship with a bitch.

Bitches aren't like waifus. They're there whether you want them there or not. They aren't always down to fuck or even cuddle. They're a pain in the ass to get in the first place and they're an even bigger asspain to maintain. They aren't bros, either. Most bitches out there have both a weak body and a weak mind. A lot of them are emotional messes and live lives of constant complaining. Their brains are wired for dependence, and that means on you. They'll want to take your shit and your money. They're sly like kikes to boot. Sometimes they'll run off with your shit suddenly and never come back.

You've heard it all before, and the point is that no matter what your dick tells you, the cons outweigh the pros 99.99% of the time.

Let go of your vain fantasies. The only reason women exist is to produce children, and the only reason you're attracted to them is to give them the necessary gametes to produce another human. That's it. All the other shit that you imagine them giving you, for the most part, is just rainbows and unicorns, i.e. shit you don't need.

You know what a man who needs a bitch to complete himself is? Half a man. A true man only needs himself to survive and be happy. Bitches are just a bonus if you're lucky enough to find one who isn't a demon.

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Learn to be a lone wolf. You might be one all your life. Become independent, become badass, be a nonconformist. After all, independence is what truly attracts women, and if you do want children, you can wait until you're in your late thirties or so to have them, when bitches mellow out a bit. But until then or if you don't want children, give no thought to them. Live out your human life honorably until you fade into eternity.

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>>34245173
Virgin

Orignnnknnannalllo
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>>34245173
You`re completely right Anon. More people like you need to exist on this board. Also about waifus...They are in fact better than real women.

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Hey guys, selling a recently aquired Fully Gold AK-47 | Case Hardened (MW)

Any CS fags that are interested?
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are case hardened still worth much nowdays?I manged to trade a blue gem along with some other skins for a FN medusa a couple of months ago
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>>34245089
i am. how much do you want for it ?
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>>34245148
I was thinking between 15 and 17 keys for it my dude, but I'm also willing to trade skins for it

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You're on your first date ever, and your happy because you finally got a gf, and then she pulls out this app. What do?
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>>34245087
Pay for my food then end the "date" and drop contact.
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>>34245087
>not paying for only what you ordered

Anything else is pure cuckery.
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>>34245087

Suddenly decide I'm a transgender, pansexual dragon-kin.

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How do I get over a pornstar crush /r9k/?
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>>34245010
Consider the fact that your only knowledge of them is their sexual ability
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>>34245010
Apply for a reality check
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>>34245104
It is not actually. We found his instagram, Facebook profile, everything.
>>34245112
Does it involve a rope, anon?

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My fucking dog died today god damnit why does this happen
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>>34244907
Get a new one quickly. Same breed, same looks, call it the same name. There. He never died. He just respawned.
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>>34244907
>why does this happen
It's usually caused by a cessation of respiratory and cardiac action.

But on a serious note. condolences.
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>>34244932
he was so fucking young, just four years old, he got bit by smom fucking snake why

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