>tfw pencil dick
I JUST WANT 6" GIRTH DAMMIT
>tfw you were so insecure about your size that you measure a toilet paper roll
>it measures 5.5 inches or around there
>stick hard dick into it
>can't get tip through it
I don't know how to feel about this.
White men need to stay away from Asian women. It's getting ridiculous, Asian men must be the most cucked group out of anyone. Whenever I want to jerk off I have to see stuff like this, it's infuriating and I'm about to lose it on the next WMAF couple I see
STAY OUT OF ASIA
Early Morning Bacon Butty Edition
>plan on watching 2 movies
>started the first movie at 8pm
>still only 46mins into that from long pauses
>done nothing inbetween only had a wank
this is devastating lads
If you saw someone who looked like Miranda Cosgrove when you were out in public and wer not sure if it were her or someone who looks like her how would you go about determining if it were her or someone who looked like her?
I am thinking that if we were at a steak n sheak I could ues the height markers on the walls. On each walls in the entrance they have a height market which tells how tall you are so you could use your hands and tell how high she is then google her height to see if its pretty close. But I am not sure for other locations.
What the fuck is this thread...
Would it be okay if I beat my waifu?
>TFW no one in Ohio likes trans girls
confess your eating ssinss
do good, only gain 4 lbs
accidentally INHALE an entire sleeve of chips ahoy cookies
>3 hours into diet day and im already 4000 calories in the hole
his trip says weeb
I fucking hate normalfaggots
These are the types of men on OkCupid.
Femanons, what do you think of Chris Pratt?
Do I look better than you? Post a pic of yourself with your answer.
You look like shit. No offense.
you look like you're the outer circle of the group-rape game
how was your meal today R9K?
my day was okay. i ate rice and drank a shitty energy drink. i didnt eat anything else, do i need help?
One of THE most charming things a guy can do: when entering a store at the same time, he opens the door and allows you to enter first.
Now before people says femanon get out, chivalry is dead, feminism killed it, etc. I'm a bisexual guy. And I hold the door open like that for both women and men, sometimes they don't care but sometimes they get a big smile or say thank you sincerely. It's acknowledging someone else in a very kind and observant way.
What is r9k's door holding etiquette?
I usually hold the door open when I see a hot guy, then I close it real fast on him and touch his ass, then close the door behind him and walk away fast so when he turns around he thinks the door just hit his ass and not me, but really i got a free boibutt ass touch with no punishment
Is it better to be a skelly or a fatty?
>messaging girl I met on here
>we're hitting it off pretty well
>she asks for a picture of me
>send her one
>"OH MY GOD! you're so good looking!"
>ask her for a pic
>tell her I won't judge and that she's probably looks way better than she thinks anyway
>she says Ok and sends me pic related
WHAT THE FUCK