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/britfeel/ 2017-05-20 04:56:04 Post No.37142753
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Early Morning Bacon Butty Edition

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:01:31 Post No.37142849
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>>37142753
>one of my flatmates used all my fucking plates but I have four and none of them will own up to it
I fucking hate living with people

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:03:07 Post No.37142880
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Bloody hell, Star Trek has some pointy tits

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>plan on watching 2 movies
>started the first movie at 8pm
>still only 46mins into that from long pauses
>done nothing inbetween only had a wank

this is devastating lads

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How would you recognize Miranda Cosgrove our in public 2017-05-20 04:51:52 Post No.37142687
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How would you recognize Miranda Cosgrove our in public Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:51:52 Post No. 37142687 [Report] [View this topic]

If you saw someone who looked like Miranda Cosgrove when you were out in public and wer not sure if it were her or someone who looks like her how would you go about determining if it were her or someone who looked like her?

I am thinking that if we were at a steak n sheak I could ues the height markers on the walls. On each walls in the entrance they have a height market which tells how tall you are so you could use your hands and tell how high she is then google her height to see if its pretty close. But I am not sure for other locations.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:54:38 Post No.37142728
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I'd ask her.

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>>37142687
What the fuck is this thread...
originale

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:02:37 Post No.37142872
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>>37142687
At a pool it would be more hard

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:47:01 Post No. 37142616 [Report] [View this topic]

Would it be okay if I beat my waifu?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:48:46 Post No.37142641
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:48:46 Post No.37142641 [Report]

Only if she turns 3D

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:18:02 Post No.37143091
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>>37142616
Well, she's not real so god for it

Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:27:39 Post No.37143233
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>>37142616
it's an anime so nothing you do matters. it's not real

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:42:25 Post No. 37142540 [Report] [View this topic]

>TFW no one in Ohio likes trans girls

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:47:42 Post No.37142622
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:47:42 Post No.37142622 [Report]

>tfw you are a trans girl in Cincinnati

~~you wouldn't have happened to have posted something on whisper did u?~~

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:49:55 Post No.37142658
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:49:55 Post No.37142658 [Report]

Are you cute?
I'm not in Ohio but I'm in a state near it

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:52:31 Post No.37142690
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:52:31 Post No.37142690 [Report]

Move to Columbus, or Westerville. Its full of faggots.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:34:38 Post No. 37142427 [Report] [View this topic]

confess your eating ssinss

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:35:52 Post No.37142441
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>cheat week
do good, only gain 4 lbs
>diet day
accidentally INHALE an entire sleeve of chips ahoy cookies
>3 hours into diet day and im already 4000 calories in the hole

Dean (ID: !WeebQM7Tz6) 2017-05-20 04:37:09 Post No.37142464
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Dean (ID: !WeebQM7Tz6) 2017-05-20 04:37:09 Post No.37142464 [Report]

>ate the full box of hamburger helper again
fuck

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>>37142464
heh
his trip says weeb
heh

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:17:49 Post No. 37142173 [Report] [View this topic]

I fucking hate normalfaggots

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:19:43 Post No.37142210
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:19:43 Post No.37142210 [Report]

out of jealousy and no other reason, really.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:21:08 Post No.37142238
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:21:08 Post No.37142238 [Report]

>>37142173
>age 22
I always feel super uncomfortable when people get married before 25

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:23:57 Post No.37142288
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:23:57 Post No.37142288 [Report]

divorce in five years

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Dating Sites 4 Losers 2017-05-20 04:14:50 Post No.37142123
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Dating Sites 4 Losers Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:14:50 Post No. 37142123 [Report] [View this topic]

These are the types of men on OkCupid.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:15:21 Post No.37142133
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:15:21 Post No.37142133 [Report]

Then what is the point?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:16:08 Post No.37142146
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:16:08 Post No.37142146 [Report]

i'm a loser
want to see my okcupid profile?
Sure would appreciate tips to improve.

Dual Grid (ID: !!SbXEKQBUQ0Z) 2017-05-20 04:17:47 Post No.37142170
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>>37142146
Yeah show profile I'm curious.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:09:07 Post No. 37142028 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanons, what do you think of Chris Pratt?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:10:03 Post No.37142047
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>>37142028
they probably think he's too "soft"

Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:10:44 Post No.37142054
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>>37142047
this. modern women are insane

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He's cute, but this is the ideal.

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Do I? 2017-05-20 03:55:11 Post No.37141815
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Do I? Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:55:11 Post No. 37141815 [Report] [View this topic]

Do I look better than you? Post a pic of yourself with your answer.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:56:44 Post No.37141837
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>>37141815
You look like shit. No offense.

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you look like you're the outer circle of the group-rape game

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:58:33 Post No.37141870
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:58:33 Post No.37141870 [Report]

Yes
Not posting a pic because I'm ugly, not dumb.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:38:39 Post No. 37141542 [Report] [View this topic]

how was your meal today R9K?

my day was okay. i ate rice and drank a shitty energy drink. i didnt eat anything else, do i need help?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:42:41 Post No.37141622
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>>37141542
Yes, you need nutrition.. eat beans with rice, it forms a complete protein

Or add tendies

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:42:55 Post No.37141629
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:42:55 Post No.37141629 [Report]

I ate at Wendy's, had a baconator and chili.
Shitty day though.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:44:02 Post No.37141648
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>>37141542
I had two coffees and a slice of buttered toast, pretty comfy but I'm sick today so I still felt bad.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:38:32 Post No. 37141540 [Report] [View this topic]

One of THE most charming things a guy can do: when entering a store at the same time, he opens the door and allows you to enter first.

Now before people says femanon get out, chivalry is dead, feminism killed it, etc. I'm a bisexual guy. And I hold the door open like that for both women and men, sometimes they don't care but sometimes they get a big smile or say thank you sincerely. It's acknowledging someone else in a very kind and observant way.

What is r9k's door holding etiquette?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:39:58 Post No.37141559
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>>37141540
I do it and don't give a fuck what people think, because I feel good when I treat people kindly.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:40:13 Post No.37141567
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:40:13 Post No.37141567 [Report]

I'm too afraid of being judged to hold the door.

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:40:14 Post No.37141569 [Report]

I usually hold the door open when I see a hot guy, then I close it real fast on him and touch his ass, then close the door behind him and walk away fast so when he turns around he thinks the door just hit his ass and not me, but really i got a free boibutt ass touch with no punishment

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:33:49 Post No. 37141461 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it better to be a skelly or a fatty?

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:34:29 Post No.37141474
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>>37141461
I'd pick skelly.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:35:29 Post No.37141489
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Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:35:29 Post No.37141489 [Report]

No one likes fat people. Plenty of skinny people have normal lives.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 03:35:42 Post No.37141494
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>>37141461
skelly, less social prejudice

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:38:48 Post No. 37140619 [Report] [View this topic]

>messaging girl I met on here
>we're hitting it off pretty well
>she asks for a picture of me
>send her one
>"OH MY GOD! you're so good looking!"
>ask her for a pic
>she hesitates
>tell her I won't judge and that she's probably looks way better than she thinks anyway
>she says Ok and sends me pic related
>pic related
>...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:40:21 Post No.37140639
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>>37140619
She doesn't look that bad, the haircut's not helping her at all though desu

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>>37140619
Ah that's a bad haircut and the phone lens fisheyeing her face.

She looks much better in person.

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:41:35 Post No.37140653
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0h shit muh niggah!

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:20:17 Post No. 37140307 [Report] [View this topic]

Americans are stupid

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Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:21:44 Post No.37140333
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>>37140307
I'm Canadian and I knew a person who tried to make macaroni by boiling it in an electric kettle.

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dog bless amerikkka

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:41:37 Post No.37140655
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>>37140307
nobody mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSB957B4tI

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Ideal BF Thread 2017-05-20 02:11:46 Post No.37140147
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Ideal BF Thread Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:11:46 Post No. 37140147 [Report] [View this topic]

There's already an ideal GF thread, let's show the male robots what the other half of us are looking for.

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>>37140147
Is that my nigga Adachi?

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>>37140147
>other half
You sure its not just gonna be female (male)?

Anonymous 2017-05-20 02:14:25 Post No.37140200
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>>37140147
I have small hands.
Very original

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/