Anyone in Auckland, New Zealand want to be friends?
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>>37345132
I have never met a New Zealander that wasn't a complete fucking wanker.
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>>37345236
y-you too friend
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this is now an /auckland/ general thread
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What are you wearing today /r9k/?
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>clearly attractive body and taste in clothing
why are you here chad
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>>37344895
Wish you'd get your funky ass boot off the bathroom sink you bozo.
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Smelly basketball shorts and a 3$ purple t-shirt
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Are you going to college? Which one? What for? What were your qualifications like? How'd you get in, how are you paying for it?
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>Community College
>Blinn College
>Electrical Engineering
>I had dropped out 10 years ago, and had a 2.7 GPA from HS
>Re-applied, re-took entrance exam
>Working full-time overnight
I'm planning on transferring to A&M or TU, except when I dropped out of college I had 5 failed classes, so I'm not sure how that will play out. Although, I'm acing all my classes so far.
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I go to a top 20 US college on a full merit scholarship
Had perfect standardized tests and GPA, also 57 hours of AP credit
Still a loser, but I make a lot of money
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>>37345954
How did you do that?
origisdfsfgf
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Just took 300 mg dph. What should I expect if anything
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have you written your note yet?
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Sleep.
Parmigiano origiano
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>>37344799
Wow haha good luck. Idk if that's enough but you might lose your shit in 30 mins. Try and post.
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>playing the binding of isaac
>get hit once
>immediately take my hands off of the keyboard and stop feeling like playing
>just watch myself die
>feel even more depressed
there is literally nothing worse than being alive and god hates us all.
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>nethack
>doing good
>enter gnomish mines
>"the gnome zaps a wand of death!"
You don't what pain is
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Eh? Virginboy!
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>want to play a comfy CCG
>start up hearthstone/shadowverse/magic
>actually stressful and not comfy
>turn it off
>still want to play CCG
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so i just unloaded a nuclear cocktail of emotion that's been cooking for 6 years onto my oneitis.
Thoughts and feelings and perceived betrayals from when I was 14 - marinated in teenage angst, cooked in the unpleasantness of becoming an adult, and seasoned with the overbearing loneliness I've felt all they way up to becoming my 21 year old self.
ask me anything friends
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>>37344571
Can you tell us what you said and what happened?
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>>37344571
post it friendo, im curious
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>>37344571
>so i just unloaded a nuclear cocktail of emotion that's been cooking for 6 years onto my oneitis.
Hope you enjoy never talking to her again boyo
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So I bought a baiku a few months ago and it looks cool. I've only taken it out maybe 8 times but it kinda scares me. Not the speed, but rather stalling at a red light and have people behind me get mad while I restart the engine. I know I have to get better at releasing the clutch out but it still kinda scares me. Any words of wisdom for me?
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>>37344433
yeah quit being a pussy and grow a pair.
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>>37344433
nothing short of practicing really. also you should put a lot of practice in specific maneuvers, like knowing how to counter steer, braking mid curve, accelerating from a stop while turning, etc
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>>37344433
>>37344455
>>37344488
All trip dubs. I still need to take my basic riders course.
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Can I ask the mighty ROBOT overlords a question?
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What the hell's a torrent?
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A strong stream of water
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A strong stream of water
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A tough stream of H2O
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>17 days without an orgasm
Who /nofap/ here?
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>>37344201
moar plz
I want to quit /nofap/ after seeing that
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>>37344201
>17
2 MONTHS. Git gud faggot.
Although I'm about to end it on Thursday.
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>>37344754
How do you make it 2 months? The horniness always gets to me after a month and I end up accidentally cumming from edging
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Overpopulation is eventually going to destroy the entire world and nobody anywhere seems to be discussing it.
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Yeah, and so is the Sun.
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>>37344080
Retarded fucking point
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The US has a very low population growth rate. most of the growth we get is from immigrants like yours truly
Post industrial countries approach 0% growth rate. This is the overall trend. As India and China develop, growth rates will decline, and populations will increase slower.
If you are so concerned about something Anon, do some research yourself instead of posting that here.
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Who else here /pornaddiction/?
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>>37343776
How do you know if you have one?
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>>37343776
There's no such thing as a porn addiction
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I've been suffering for 15 years with this addiction
BAN 3D PORN
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When did it become acceptable for girls to wear thongs to family beaches and waterparks?
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>>37343401
When Hitler lost.
oreg
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>>37343401
Better question, why are you complaing?
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>>37343433
because it's like putting a huge glass of cold water in front of someone who's dying of thirst in the middle of a desert and telling them you shouldn't drink it nor stare at it nor even cum on it i want to FUCKING FUCK THAT GLASS OF FUCKING WATER AND RUB MY HARD FUCKING COCK ALL OVER IT AND JIZZ ON IT FUCK
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>failed my driving test
>mum was excitedly telling everyone I would pass because I'm so clever
>failed
>instant failure because nearly caused an accident
>everyone telling me its not a big deal and everyone fails
I want to kill myself this is so humiliating
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>>37343400
How did you almost get in a crash?
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>>37343418
A car was coming towards me and I didn't even look to see it.
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>>37343400
Nice dubs
Anyway, as much as I'd like to pile on and tell you you're a failure I know those feels too well. I failed my driving test first time up, pretty much first fail I'd had test wise.
I was embarrassed, but you kinda have to take it again regardless of how you feel. You'll pass.
You in the UK? How's that whole system work there? You just have to pay to try again or what?
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How does one take it the next level with girls? You've talked , seem to get along, now you're talking about pointless bs because you have autism.
Please help me anons, I don't want to die alone
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If the next step doesn't come naturally then you're fucked
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>>37343355
Okay so, i've heard legens of this crazy ancient method.. but you have to listen closely
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>>37343355
You can't die. Quantum immortality
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a girl is coming over in 20 minutes and i fcking smell but i cant shower because theres no water.. i mean i smell so bad even i can fucking smell it, it's like cheese or something. what the fuck do i do this is my only chance.
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>>37343328
>fcking smell but i cant shower because theres no water
you lost stinky boy
tell her to stay away from you
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>>37343328
just roll with it. natural scent is sexy
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>>37343372
how sexy is 2 weeks wiwhtout showering? will she be repulsed?