>started as a 4/10 balding autist from SOUTH AFRICA who was bullied as a child and spoke with a stutter
>now worth 15.5 billion dollars, has a full head of hair, six kids, has fucked super models, is colonizing mars, and has an army of reddit dickriders
What's your excuse?
You're going to tell me that this guy can go from /r9k/ tier to one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, and you can't even get a gf?
it's wrong to be gay
>it's wrong to be gay
Well what do you want me to do about it
How do we stop the 'become a trap' meme?
Design a custom-built creative torture/murder chamber for normies. Describe how they would die in detail.
Describe how you would lure them to such a torture chamber and hide the evidence.
You have an infinite budget, the sky is the limit. The laws in your country are still in effect though.
So i'd make a viral marketing strategy for an ad at my house. The normies all come and stacies come too.
I invite them in and give them all the alcohol and shit they want. I then interact with them and try to befriend them. Then, the party kinda dies down and everyone passes out and wakes up HUNGOVER! Then i let them leave one by one to live their lives.
Pretty brutal, huh?
>be outcasts from puberty and onward
>Meet up with other outcasts into one single gigantic website
>They range from autist spectrum to schizo spectrum
>have millions of autistic analytical/logic adherent minds combined with schizo creativity in one big non-physical pot with no restrictions on what they might create.
>As the years go on it morphs into an evermore single-minded hivemind that starts to occupy more of your thoughts as it influences how and what you think.
>It starts terrorizing the internet as a singular entity made up of innumerable sentient parts moving with the same purpose
>all who stray from the herd are drawn in and assimilated
>It becomes the prime-mover for youthful outcast minds
>you catch yourself thinking in formats that spawned here undeliberately whenever your mind strays.
>it spreads its formats across the internet like dormant spores
>It becomes so numerously and prominently present its influence starts to seep into the corporeal world like a lovecraftian horror.
What's for dinner fatbots?
>parents just ordered pizza
>mfw they're like 400+ calories per slice
i know that calorie feel bro
>he's a racist
>gets butthurt over women with height preferences
Last month I had an interview at the McDonalds near my house. They called me in the next day to fill out paper work. It's been 3 weeks since then and I haven't heard anything back.
I literally got rejected from McDonalds. Pretty sure I'm the biggest failure on this board.
I read somewhere that percentage-wise there's a higher chance at getting into havard than getting a job a mcdonnies. A lot of people apply apparently. Don't beat yourself up too hard my man.
i want to touch soft girl skin so bad
I know how you fell Anon, but sadly I've already touched soft skin.
I've seen him posted on here a couple times but i didn't know he was on the path to wizardry
Pan pizza is /ourguy/. The only reason he probably hasn't killed himself is because he was lucky enough to turn his passion into a youtube channel and get successful off of it.
Basically the robot dream
get the fuck off my board this spic will never be /ourguy/
Does anybody eIse on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurabIe for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
Same thread, every day. Fuck off, you subversive kike.
Wow. I'm literally the second to last picture of the bottom right corner.
Knowing I got chopped when I was young makes me depressed sometimes. My gf says not to worry about my dick, but I get really self conscious. I'm sure it's an easy fix, I just don't have the money for it. Gf also wants to do a threesome soon and I am not going to have a botched dick in the mix.
In regards to this thread's theme, I may have saved my gf's nephew's benis. Convinced his mom that not to do it because there are no health risks from not doing circumcision, plus, he should be the one to choose come adulthood. I potentially saved his skin.
I hadn't thought much of it until anti-female genital mutilation campaigns started popping up, and I realize that one form of FGM is removing just the hood to the clitoris. It's pretty much the equivalent for pleasure and sensitivity, both are basically "hoods" that protect those areas. And I'm supposed to believe that not chopping of baby boys dicks will lead to infections when outside of the USA and Jews most of the world does practice circumcision.
It's actually the fault of the jews
Every time they have tried to ban it kikes have compared to the holocaust
I shit you not
kikes are subhumans
You won't regret it, wizard in training. The joyous feeling of reaching lvl 30 is immeasurable.
Do you guys have like sudden PTSD flashbacks of cringe, like someone will bring up a moment and bam, you remeber something that nakez you want to die
fucking this it never ends
why did god make me like this?
Do you believe you belong in this world? You exist in this world but do you believe you belong in it? What is the source of your discontent?