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>>38361968
I thought there was no way this wasn't someone trolling but then I looked at their post history, this person is actually MtF

>>38361968
What's the fucking difference, still looks like punchable faggot.

>>38361968
>when you have no test to begin with.

hormonelets make me laugh

>>38361907
this is some grade A nuclear autism anon
if you wanna talk about it im here for you ive felt the same anger you do

>>38361935
Fuck off moralfag or play the game

>>38361907
Ok.
So i'd make a viral marketing strategy for an ad at my house. The normies all come and stacies come too.
I invite them in and give them all the alcohol and shit they want. I then interact with them and try to befriend them. Then, the party kinda dies down and everyone passes out and wakes up HUNGOVER! Then i let them leave one by one to live their lives.

Pretty brutal, huh?

You're not bloody wrong Geoffrey!

the shitposting demiurge is about ten million times better than the thoughts and behavior of the average normalfag and I'd proudly be among its agents

More like
>normies shit up the board
>hivemind ends up being retarded normie

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>>38361790
>dfw pre-diabetic
i know that calorie feel bro

Salad with turkey ham and tuna. Gotta get that protein

Tried cooking Pollock fish for the first time and it was terrible. I gave it to the dog and ate a Quest bar.

>>38361682
>he complains about race mixing
>uses "inbred" as an insult

>>38361682
>Height isn't correlated with crime, high STD ratio, low intelligence, or to single motherhood

>Goodbye argument

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>>38361744
im on a 747 and it's flying right over you

>>38361636
I read somewhere that percentage-wise there's a higher chance at getting into havard than getting a job a mcdonnies. A lot of people apply apparently. Don't beat yourself up too hard my man.

Eh screw them anon, you didnt want to work there anyways

>>38361636
Don't worry. I read a study that you have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a call-back from McDonalds, on average. Don't beat yourself up too hard my man.

>>38361615
I fucking know that feel I can't even function properly anymore or go out into the public

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>>38361615
I know how you fell Anon, but sadly I've already touched soft skin.

>>38361701
i have touched it before too that's how i know it's so soft

>>38361613
Pan pizza is /ourguy/. The only reason he probably hasn't killed himself is because he was lucky enough to turn his passion into a youtube channel and get successful off of it.

Basically the robot dream

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>>38361650
get the fuck off my board this spic will never be /ourguy/

>>38361716
Americanized spics are disproportionately robotic. It's kind of insane. You don't have the money of whites or the aggressiveness of niggers so you're just kind of stuck.

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Same thread, every day. Fuck off, you subversive kike.

>>38361594
Go fuck yourself, original sage

i'd tell you what i do when i see posts like this, but it's against board rules :^)

I hadn't thought much of it until anti-female genital mutilation campaigns started popping up, and I realize that one form of FGM is removing just the hood to the clitoris. It's pretty much the equivalent for pleasure and sensitivity, both are basically "hoods" that protect those areas. And I'm supposed to believe that not chopping of baby boys dicks will lead to infections when outside of the USA and Jews most of the world does practice circumcision.

Also, I always wondered why my pee split into different directions. This whole time I thought I was just born with it. Absolutely terrible.

>>38361736
It's actually the fault of the jews

Every time they have tried to ban it kikes have compared to the holocaust

I shit you not

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/circumcision-ban-is-the-worst-attack-on-jews-since-holocaust-7939593.html

kikes are subhumans

Finally a real thread.

i turned 26 one week ago.

Im soon there. Defenitly specing frost so i can aoe and BTFO some normies IRL

>>38361585
I have a feeling I'm going to do it this year.

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>>38361585
You won't regret it, wizard in training. The joyous feeling of reaching lvl 30 is immeasurable.

>>38361534
Yeah. Every fucking night.

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>>38361534
fucking this it never ends

why did god make me like this?

>>38361755
he eandts iyou to s8gfugder

>>38361515
>what is the source of your discontent?
what happens when we die. what it means to just no longer have consciousness ever
i can't imagine just not thinking for eternity

>>38361515
>What is the source of your discontent?
honestly it's the globalist cabal of pedos

>>38361515
>What is the source of your discontent?

Not being able to put beautiful female feet in my mouth

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first for varg

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perpetual motion

what are your plans for the day lads? mine,

>watch world series of poker
>get drunk

>>38361503
Warm and soft. Emotionally it feels exciting. It's like a rush. If you're making out it's a huge turn on and it's slightly wet feeling her tongue touch yours.

That's what it feels like at the beginning with a new girl anyway

>>38361503
feels like nothing unless you love them

have kissed 4 girls -- every time totally felt nothing -- didn't even like 2 of them.

>>38361518
>That's what it feels like at the beginning with a new girl anywa

What does it feel like afterwards if you keep doing it?