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>tummy hurts
>try to force out fart
>pee starts to shoot out
>stop, run to bathroom, pull down pants
>try to pee
>diarrhea starts to pour out
This is how i spent my thursday
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I know that feel. I accidentally shit my pants yesterday forcing out a "fart."
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>>35913459
you're having quite the day
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is that you foch boy?
Is /b/ the last good board on 4chan?
It's definitely gone downhill, but it has maintained its personality unlike the other boards.
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/x/ is the last good board
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>tfw 19 and still browse /b/
Anyone else know this feel?
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Not a good thread to be found there
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Why do black women make snorting noises? I work with them and they keep doing this thing where they make this weird noise like they are releasing their breath through their nose really quickly. They do it a lot and it sounds kind of like a turbo charger engine when it revs up (I know this because I watch Initial D)
Anyone have an explanation for this? I don't mind I'm just curious)
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>>35913382
I laugh like that sometimes when I'm high but it's because I'm laughing hard and I don't want it to be highly audible. Plus not being able to laugh in school trained me to do it.
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>>35913382
Took inspiration from Steve Urkel.
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When you say you work with them, do you mean you give them food at the homeless centre?
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were trees around in the 80s?
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You tell me. Nice pepe too.
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>>35913356
i'm bored too
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>>35913356
No trees didn't really exist until capitan planet came around in 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo
>You're not ACTUALLY a Trump supporter, are you Anon?
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>>35913306
Oh of course not, stacy. Hey, what's that over there?
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Of course not. Trump is a Jewish puppet.
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Nope, I voted animal party.
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Could you spread the word someone who goes by spooky on discord r9k and steam is a 30+ year old pedo/sex offender who uses fake pictures of traps to lure young boys into sending pics and meeting irl to rape then and assault them =) thanks
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>>35913216
Do you have any proof to back your claims up?
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They were exposed before going by a different alias I'm just spreading the word.
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His old name desu had screenshots someone posted before exposing him sadly I don't have them.
Post a picture of how you imagine the average fembot to look like.
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This is what a fembot looks likefuck you whoever stole my original comment
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>>35913203
needs more armpit hair.
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something Iike this desu
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This is the face of fake ASMR.
This girl was a literal nobody less than a year ago. She was brand new on the ASMR scene. Now she's got almost 700k subs, and is projected to be the #1 subbed ASMRtist in 9 months, beating out the largest ASMRtist who has been here for years.
You know why this has happened?
Somehow this girl has connections to Pewdiepie. That retarded faggot hyped this girl, and she road that 15 minutes of fame, and somehow they worked together to make her famous.
BUT SHE'S TERRIBLE AT ASMR.
She's one of these new people who doesn't feel it, so she can't produce the content. She does stupid roleplays and smug personal attentions where she just doesn't know what a trigger is. She repeats what other ASMRtists do and say and makes a goddamn fortune.
ASMR is really shit now. I miss the old days.
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This is the best new face on the ASMR scene.
Prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8JFV1lCqAlxkg2WW-p3xDQ
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>>35913139
Protip: only watch male asmr content creators.
They typically have much higher standards of quality for their videos.
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>>35913168
What kind of parent lets their little kid on Youtube?
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>be me
>20 year old kissless virgin
>Decide to get snapchat because I see normie girls in my school use it
>girl from clasd gives me her Snapchat
>she asks if I'm a virgin
>yes
>she sends this.
JUST. What did she mean by this?
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>>35913082
She wNts to fuck.
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>>35913082
"Well, let's see if we can change that ;)"
OP something like this you fucking retard
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>>35913145
DO THIS OP
oringangog
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How do you tell a girl you'd like her to fuck your butt?
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>>35913080
You are asking for advice.
>>/adv/
This is what you're looking for. This a place to hang out and greentext. Go to the aproriate boards.
You're also reported.
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>>35913151
Oh no Johnny Law a coming for me
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>>35913080
pro-tip from somebody in the know
she will lose all respect for you as a man and it will ruin your relationship, even if it doesn't even happen. Don't even ask. Forget about it, she'll think your a fag or whatever, accept that men do not get any leniency in their sexuality if they present as hetro.
Option B) Pay a prostitute
Option C) Have a dude fuck you in the butt
I haven't tried either, but best of luck
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Do you know how to kiss a girl, /r9k/?
If so, when was the last time you kissed/made out with a girl? How did it go?
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>>35913059
Why are you making this thread when you know what the general answer is
Is it to insult us
Is it to amuse yourself
Or... is it something else?
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late bloomer here. first time (and following 20+ times) happened when i was drunk and the girl was drunk so i didn't blow my cover but it helped me become more confident and that's pretty much all that matters when kissing/fucking/etc
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>>35913105
It's so much better when you're drunk desu because there aren't any thoughts going through your head and you just go with the flow.
Made out with a girl a few days ago for the first time in 5 years, it was the first time i really enjoyed it and didn't feel awkward, but it was a one-time situation and i want to find someone new to kiss now.
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Womyn hate thread
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/pol9k/ merge WHEN?
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>>35912986
Hopefully never.
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>>35912985
>www.cringechannel.com
you can do better
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Hi robots, fashiongeek here(Not extravagant runway fashion tho).
Feel free to ask me any tips to improve your clothing-game or post outfits for me to critique and help! Girls love a guy who can dress well, so why not improve yourself today?
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18, 6ft, slim/skinny. currently wear skinny jeans + t-shirt w/ bomber.. that's 'bout it..
what's are a good few outfits that I can cycle between that a poorfag can afford?
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>>35912905
>fashion geek
>not extravagant runway fashion
then you're not a fashion geek, gtfo supernormie
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I enjoy fashion too but I'm too poor to get the clothes I want.
Op I got two gift cards to h&m, recommend some outfits from their site please
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>be in 9th grade
>girl asks about my music taste
>say my favorite artist is "Captain Sparklez"
It's a guy on youtube who made minecraft versions of songs.
What is the most autistic thing you have done, Anon?
Pic semi-related, it is an object of memetic importance.
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My "Meme" phase
>Having a shirt with a Le epic meme on it
>Trying to explain what "trolling" was
Luckily that was the extent of the autism and I only wore the shirt once
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>>35913051
That's not too bad. I think many people go through that.
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>be in 9th grade
>Youtubers and Minecrat already a thing
What are you, 15?
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What caused Pepe and Wojak to fall out and become enemies in the first place?
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i like to think of them as still friends
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>>35912875
I'm glad the PooPooPeePee arc ended but I'm just curious about why they were fighting to begin with.
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pepe actually harbours a secret crush for wojak, which is why he is always bullying him. he is tsundere