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>>38631338
Tell her you're gonna kill yourself. Report back what happens.

Just be yourself


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>>38631354
she said she doesn't care. ive told her this multiple times now for years, she still never cares.

>>38631303
You walk into the clinic and ask for it mate

GP referral, Medicare will bulk bill you a shitty psychologist.
Good psychologists are expensive.
Can't say what your condition is so dunno what you need. Maybe you just need a healthier lifestyle and a new outlook on life, maybe you really are fucked like bipolar or something.

>>38631313
What clinic? emergency clinic im not injured, just mentally injured and im not suicidal just really unhappy

>>38631276
Penis size literally doesn't matter whatsoever unless you're sub 4inches erect, and even then odds are it doesn't matter.
Stop blaming your failure on your dick size and finding a reason why you can't peruse the gross women you lust over because "it's too tiny."

Go lose some weight, fatty. It'll gain 1-2inches.
I'm 7inches-7.5 and lean and it really honestly ticks me off. It's annoying, honestly, it's often visible non-erect and it's generally annoying, not to mention horrible ergonomically in regards to who I'd...share it with.

>>38631333
I'm not fat.
I'm 6' and in good shape.
I'm about the same height as my dad but still....

So genetics has nothing to do with penis size?

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god damn it! why can't she be reeeeeeeal?

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Fuck yeah ive been waiting for this all day

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I juat want her lads. I wouldnt even mind if she were a girl(male)

>>38631264
I don't abuse benzos, I take them with mommy's supervision.

i only take xanax, but in the prescribed doses.

>>38631341
How old are you anon, and what dosage do you take it at?

>>38631374
19 year old

1mg of Xanax XR daily. my post was tongue in cheek, but I'm afraid of drugs in general, which is why i'm cautious with this stuff.

1 month? Kek.

Since 2004 here.

I don't look the part though, because I'm well groomed, and /fit/.

>>38631266
How do you pass your time as a NEET?

2 years here, but it's going to be over soon.

Just help around home, don't ask for money too frequently, don't get into arguments and try to reduce smoking and drinking to a minimum.

After 5-6 months, try to apply for some jobs but don't put too much effort into it, nobody is going to pick you but your family will know you've tried, also get neetbux if you can (i couldn't)

Also don't play online garbage and get /fit/ like that anon said.

>>38631123
We are being invaded by an inferior-only imageboard
http://crystal.cafe/b/

>>38631123
that girl's name isnt elisa lol

>>38631123
Why? You don't like change?
This site is run by women now, accept it.

Do you mean highschool freshman or uni/college freshman?

>>38631122
>Keep interaction with females to a minimum unless one of them clearly is interested (which is unlikely seeing as you're here)
>Don't waste your time going to parties. Study your fucking ass off and take all the hard classes, the next four years will shape your future to a large degree
>School dances are overrated and awkward as fuck. Avoid them, even prom
>Keep your head down and just plow through it, college is much better

>Don't become alcoholic
>Don't let your budding alcoholism destroy your chances with that cute, innocent blonde girl
>Don't start thinking about her even more when she spills her cereal all over the floor because she made eye contact with you
>Don't ask your friend to see if she thinks you're cute (she'll say that you're an 8/10)

>Don't take 22 shots at a party, ask her to drive you home with all of her stacy friends in the car, almost throw up in her car, and act surprised when she never wants to talk to you again and probably never will for the rest of college
>Don't become alcoholic

Avoid these mistakes, and you should be fine, desu. Also, avoid cheap hot dogs, and if you have a roommate that steals your shit, get out of there sooner rather than later. I lost a $75 piece of university property and a really nice pair of headphones to that bastard

t. rising sophomore

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>tfw no replies
how's your ego now faggot?

*an
Grammar is important, OP.

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>>38631090
I don't need any replies nigga i'll even sage my own thread

Congratulations anon. You've acended to normiehood.

I'm unironically pround and jelous of you. Take your (You), you deserve it.

>>38631064
how did you reach this point of happiness? meditation? eventually just not giving a fuck? i do envy you, i hate being alone.

then get the fuck off 4chan you retard

>>38631052
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B my dude.

>>38631052
This must be a fucking fake b8 no one could expect someone to work instead of living on welfare like me

>>38631068

so a bunch of dudes who voluntarily not get laid are actually effecting social change?

Hey anon, i want to met u would u like

>>38631050
>>38631150
So apparently all you can attract is Pajeet. I mean, he's better than nothing.

>>38631050
I don't understand what you just said

It's called a downward spiral

>>38631060
Yeah that I'm forcefully making myself go down

>>38631039
William?


wowowowowoowowo you have to stop drinking man

>>38631026
don't you have better pictures of the people involved?

>>38631063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUT6S1xcd98

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>>38631063
not OP but here
asdasdasdasdasdax

>>38630967
You sound aweful.
How did you meet these girls?

>>38630981
vidya of course, and yeah i'm a cunt.

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they have mental issues bigger than you can possibly be aware of having only knowing them via the internet.
glhf
t. experience :^)