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I'm sleepy, can someone sing me something so I can sleep?
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>>35320876
Sure anon, it's all about a little robot.
Wanna hear it? You extra comfy? Yea?
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let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
tsh tsh
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Let the Tendies hit the floor
Let the Tendies hit the floor
Let the Tendies hit the floor
Let the Tendies hit the...
tsh tsh
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!
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my oneita is getting fucked right now buy tyrone
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tis not the first and not the last lad
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>>35320900
anon help me
its not fair
it shouldnt happen to me
my heart cant handle it
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>Go on Omegle
>Too nervous to click "Talk" Button
>mfw I'm so beta I can't even muster up the courage to talk live via text for a few minutes with an anonymous stranger I'll never meet
I don't have any social media, and I haven't had a friend since elementary school. How do I get my up my courage to talk to people?
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just type like you typed here
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>>35320899
But it's LIVE. Here you can just make one post and decide whether or not you want to lurk or contribute further, regardless of who replies to you. In a conversation, I really don't know what to do once I'm stuck for things to say. I have this problem a lot when I'm talking on the phone, too.
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Try Cleverbot :P
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Discord Thread for incels (involuntary/voluntary celibates) with the general theme of self improvement
Self Improvement Channels:
>General-Improvment
>Book-Club
>Physical-Fitness
Feeling sad and venting your feels is still ok.
Rules:
1. Don't be a huge fag
2. Virgins only.
Both genders welcome as long as they fit the rules.
https://discord.gg/68ZmX
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>>35320846 WHATEVER THAT IS YOU POSTED LOOKS REALLY GROSS
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>dont be a huge fag
THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF LMFAO FUCK
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never 5, only bees
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Who else wants traditional gf with traditional values who dresses in modest way rather than some modern roastie slut?
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me but i've never seen someone like that
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me but the dream is dead my friend
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Me except I don't want a traditional gf. More like a modern day gf without the degeneracy and with traditional values
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how do chads do this?
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Acting aloof is the secret ingredient. Girls love it. Being desperate is the worst thing you could possibly do. Being friends with girls is beta as shit unless you're dating
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>>35320833
I guess this is why this one girl in hs was my only friend
I didnt pursue her so she was extremely into me until I said I was gay LMAO
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>>35321040
why would you tell her youre gay
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WHICH ONE OF YOU NORMIE-KILLING FUCKS DID THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGPTeUQkgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGPTeUQkgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcGPTeUQkgM
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Why are they fighting? Why are people still participating in rallies?
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>>35320685
Not everyone accepted to be a slave like you did, failed normalfag
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>Antifa circlejerks over some retard clocking Spencer and running away like a faggot
>Stormfag does some Knight-tier shit and Antifa just stumbles himself to the ground
Poetic Justice
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reading the female problem forums never ceases to amuse me
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>>35320618
~la la la~~ jkl
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>>35320618
She sounds like one of the tiny amount of uncorrupted women who have to deal with the roastie shits. Since she wrote the post herself though, she may not be telling the whole story.
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>>35320618
Roastie bitch coworkers. I work with cunts like those.
>tfw girls only want to fuck you when they are drunk
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>tfw girls don't want to fuck you even when they are drunk
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>>35320653
It's better this way, i am the op and find it embarrassing. Women only find me attractive and want sex when they are drunk otherwise don't care about me.
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>>35320653
>girls don't even want to talk to you when they are sober
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ITT:Ask orthodox Jew (((/pol/-related))) ama
And yes, the holocaust is a lie. No Jews were murdered. Its all a lie.
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>>35320606
what do you think about reform jews?
hollywood jews?
recommend good jewish food pls
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>>35320626
Most of them are not halachichally Jewish and their religion is not Judaism
They are illuminati bastids
I like matzoh ball soup, and noodle kugel (Savory and/or sweet). We have borsht too....i like scwarmah and schnitzle but its not really Jewish food, i would call it "israeli food" which it isnt either but we eat alot of it and it is yummy as fuck.
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So there's hentai games like Honey Select and Artificial Academy 2, but where does one find vanilla dating simulator RPGs or something that have lots of cuddle positions rather than sex positions? You would think it would be easier to find something like that.
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I could make one, but the market for that sounds pretty small. You mean like a harvest moon but that focuses on the relationship itself?
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>>35320638
>the market
Forget it. If you do not want to do it from a labor of pure love and devotion, forget it. If you want money, invest in stocks. I hear Apple is going up.
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>>35320638
>I could make one, but the market for that sounds pretty small.
That's what I find amazing, and hard to believe. Surely there are many people that want this sort of thing, so why aren't there more such games? I've already tried Love Plus, and it had some good ideas, but ultimately it just felt weak and unsatisfying and repetitive.
I keep thinking of just making a game myself until I realize that I don't know how to write a romance story or really anything involving interactions between humans.
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Hi my name is Brian, am I famous here? Someone on Omegle said I'm famous here.
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Why would you believe someone on the internet?
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Pos pids
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>>35320522
Hey Brian, it's me from omegle. You're well known around these parts!
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>at hangout with friends Friday night
>we plan on crashing at a friend's apartment
>chick I'm into is there
>we're sitting on couch watching Ratatouille because that's the shit millenials do
>just started drinking, no one is drunk
>chick lays her legs on me
>not sure if she's flirting or not because I'm fucking dumb
>end up playing truth or drink
>"what's the kinkiest shit you're into?"
>everyone drinks lmao
>I fall asleep a while later
>wake up and have hand on her thigh
>horny af
>she's still awake
>take a risk and move my hand up and inside her thigh
>ask her if she's comfortable
>doesn't let me finish, says yes
>keep moving hand up slowly
>reach her crotch
>start rubbing it
>look at her
>breathing heavily
>fucking grabs my hair
>boner 110%
>I stop short of fingering her
>we cuddle the rest of the day (because everyone is hungover and asleep) and touch each other
>kiss and all that sweet shit
>first experience with a girl
>she knows this
>she snaps me a picture of her face with some stuff about having her eyebrows done
>reply "cute :)"
>she opens it and doesn't say anything
Is she ghosting me? Am I going to fast? It just doesn't make sense to me because she's the one who started flirting and she's been flirting with me for a while (which I didn't realize because, again, I'm fucking dumb) and she wasn't even drunk when she started. Pic unrelated.
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>flirting with girls
time for you to fucking leave
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>>35320596
I'm ascending to normiedom. Why aren't you happy for me brother?
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>>35320514
Relax, chicks can be oddly standoffish at times. Just play it lightly
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For $1 Billion, would you swim to the center of this pond and swim back?
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>>35320506
>For $1 Billion, would you swim to the center of this pond and swim back?
yes
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>>35320506
If I could wear pic related then maybe
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>>35320506
Give me one of those Big Daddy suits from Bioshock and I'll jump right in
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AHHHHHH MY TUB IS FILLED WITH SEWAGE
MY WHOLE BUILDING IS BEING FILLED WITH SEWAGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I STOP THE SHIT FROM OVERFLOWING AND SPILLING INTO MY BATHROOM
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Give in to the shitlords
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Is it usually like that or is this something unusual?
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Your main sewer pipe is clogged. Go rent a plumbers snake and snake it out, unless you rent an apartment. Then,make your landlord do it.