Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1056. page

>>38981010
how can you count the days?
unless you were the guy that made the first one.

>>38981010
That's what you said one or two threads ago? Shouldn't it be 995 by now?

>>38981047

You just need lots and lots of fingers anon.

>>38981001
It's orgonoly enjoyable

>>38981001
>why are (you) still playing minecraft?
I enjoy it.
>do you have autism?
Yes.

I'm not going to change just to appease (you).

>>38981262
>>38981174
do you even want a girlfriend? if so, drop your autistic behaviours and do a normalfag hobby like lifting or rock climbing. it has to be something productive.

prolly got zero ratings. CN is a shell of its former self.

>>38980997
Is that Monday real?

>>38981052
Yes. Wether or not it was an official marathon I don't know.

>>38980995
pajeet my son rub some tiger nut sack oil in it

File: 20170810_192318[1].jpg (260KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 640x480px

>>38981045

I suppose this is supposed to communicate that I have black people hair and that I just need oil.

Either way, someone know a place on the internet to discuss hairy matters like this?

File: 20170810_192320[1].jpg (255KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 640x480px

>>38981495

more hair

It would be same shit under a different label.

We good.

Government needs to fix homelessness though. I'm seeing too many NORMIES with homeless signs it's disturbing.

Wasn't Russia under Lenin good?

Regardless, Mutualism is the real red pill, communism is rape and so is capitalism

>>38981444
Russia under Lenin lead to people not knowing how much of anything they should produce and was so inefficient people had to literally go into the wild and become hunter gatherers to survive and there were signs telling people not to each their children's corpses, there's even a documented case of a couple kidnapping children for food.

>>38980396
Ah, A-frame buildings. As comfy as it gets.

File: 1500667269386.jpg (332KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 1280x1280px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BPVtw6oRno

some more comfy songs

File: 1475776844371.jpg (377KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 1200x900px

love myself a good comfy thread, dont have many comfy pictures that havent been seen here before but i do have OC from some /nightwalk/ i go on...my favourite comfy tune...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

>that kid who tried to do the crane thing from Karate Kid when fighting a bully and it just ended up with him getting his ass kicked

Why do these threads feel like being bullied all over again?

I WAS THAT KID OKAY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

>>38980265

>That kid whonran like Naruto

There i did the meme and got it out of the way, finally we can have a decent that kid thread

>That kid who dressed like link with a cardboard sword and everything

Behold, newfags. Viral marketing.

>>38980096
I just want to know if I'm doing well. Tinder is a scummy place and robots should never tread there.
People tell me I have a nice face, though. Maybe that's all it is?

youre doing sooooo fuckin great brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

like no one can comprehend how great you're doing.

File: 1438510843945.png (65KB, 1092x1037px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1092x1037px

Bumping because i need to share the burden of these feels

particularly bad day today.
I've always been bipolar, with bouts of deep depression, and phases of pulling myself together through strong willpower.
But I distinctly remember giving up altogether at some point, facing a stumbling block stronger, than me, the anibility to control sleep (terrible insomnia).

No social life anymore, but today I was invited to a party, and I've had to say I'm not going. And the secret reason is I spent the night trying to sleep, and the morning too.

Bad omen, this is getting out of control. Already tried all the sports and behavioral and relaxation and pills and therapies and anything you can think of (please no advice on sleep, you don't know me, thx).

>>38980154
go on, sad frog.

if youre a man around 50
if youre a girl around 30

>>38979913
OH such implications.

Most women only go for men a couple years older than them, so it's relative to your age what you find pretty.

And most men prefer eighteenish, so if you're a female over the look of eighteen, you're fucked, and if you're a man over the age of early twenties look, you're fucked also in a very non fucked way.

>>38979903
>When does it all go south?
When you stop taking care of yourself.

What the fuck is your problem?

Originalio postario

no one is surprised to be honest, at least we know men aren't.
this is only a shocker to people who never tried to date a woman in our present time.

Women are true monsters

i want to kill all the gooks desu

>>38979843
I love the wallet in the thumbnail.
>try to get qt azn gf
>I keep fucking up and not showering her in compliments
>she loses interest
>tells me she isnt interested in a relationship but whenever we talk she shoves her standards in my face
I'm just not sure, anon

>>38980015

I want to kill you tbhwy

just gonna nip this in the bud
this is a scam channel he didn't actually make a that creature by injecting sperm into a chicken egg

File: 1501616575878.jpg (39KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 657x527px

>>38979743
>cum homunculus is real

>>38979767
Why would OP lie? Besides looks at the like dislike ratio.

this is relevant to my interestseses

The Japanese even know how to make being a slutty thot cute and charming

>tfw you can do this but you are a dude

i was disappointed to. what i expected was a 2000s IRC but what i got was just a normalfaggot chat like any other and thirsty "robots" gathering around the few girls. sad.

File: 1500950621366.gif (95KB, 500x384px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 500x384px

>>38979489
>>38979526
you just need to find the right servers desu
or just talk to me and be my friend

>>38979526
>tfw missed out on early 2000s IRC
What was it like, anon?