why do you allow this to happen?
god, what i would do to trade places with her
>>36196164
>ywn hug Leah from behind while she's choking on 3 BBCs simultaneously
Y LIVE
>>36196164
Allow ?
I WILL make it happen
KEK PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>into all the same stuff and she's really cool (pic related)
>She wants to snap
>Send her a pic of me and all the sudden she has a thing already
>didn't think I was that bad
>diesinsideevenmore.jpg
>using yikyik after they got rid of the anonymity and made it Facebook 2.0
Fuck off
>>36196350
This.
I do honestly miss yik yak it was fun, but I don't miss it enough to give it my fuking phone number.
>>36196350
>>36196445
They brought back the anonymity
How are you robots going to dodge the draft in the upcoming WW3?
Im not
Dodging thhe draft is for pussies and beta males
>>36196077
I'll gladly accept the draft, I need some excitement in my life
>>36196077
I'm just going to go to jail. Plain and simple.
You can choose one and only one of the following three options. Which do you choose, /r9k/?
1. Ideal Genitalia
>If male, your penis will transform into your ideal penis, down to the last vein and nanometer. You may alter your scrotum and testes if you wish.
>If female, you will have the vulva of your choice and your desired ass shape/size.
>You can also choose your desired fertility status and sex hormone levels. E.g. if you desire high test, then you will get high test.
2. Money
>You receive tax-free 10 Million USD that you and only you can control.
3. Alcohol Immunity
>You are permenantly immune to all physical and mental side effects of drinking alcohol, except of course being drunk. No hangovers, no cirrhosis.
I think I'd choose 3 2bh, though 1 is quite appealing.
>>36196059
One of course. The other options are stupid.
#2 is the correct choice, of course
Money
I dont need a perfect dick or whatever because i have money so i can get laid whenever
I dont care about Alcohol, i just drink a glass of wine or some rum here or there, heavy drinking is degenerate. But either way - i can just pay for rehab
Be me
>Had weird fetishes because my mom abused me
>Teen, start having weird actions towards my mom
>She neglect this feelings
>16 to 17 my fetish towards my mom turns to humiliation
>18
>fetish starts to morph, because porn addiction and 4chan all day + my mom laughting at me after trying to have sex to her
>Cuck shit
>Sissy shit
>Starts to lift to cover depression (Holocaust mode)
>Starts nofap
>fails a lot of times
>3 months lifting, i gain weight but still look like shit and my dick that was 14 cm goes to 13 (5,5 inches to 5 inches)
>Starts seeing Blacked videos
>I see my inferiority, 5 inches (The size of a fucking iphone) to a rhino dick
>Get deeper in feminization and trap meme
>Start to masturbate with hypnos....
Will continue.
You can avoid bumping the cuckbait threads by putting "sage" in the options field
>Fail everytime on Nofap
>All family leaves me for a week
>Time to get deeper on this fetish
>Shave, train asshole and what ever...
>Start lurking on my mom's room
>Find's a strange box
>Inside have a 6,5 inches dildo, kinky books and Bbc brazilian anal videos
>Wear panties to masturbate
>One day using panties i masturbate and eat my own cum
>After that i stopped
>10 days on nofap after that
>I'm crying
>Can't see my dick without getting sad
>regret after my actions
>I can't forget this...
Not pushing gay agenda, i genuinely want a advice, i didn't post on /adv, because this had a lot of details...
Can we talk about huge tits?
Seems to be the only thing that can get my mind off of things and not be in a bad mood all day.
>you will never have a gf with huge tits
;_;
>>36196014
tits too small > tits too big
I did have a gf with huge tits, she was also like 17 stone kek
>>36196079
>stone
Fucking bongs
Whats the best stuff to do in your freetime? I just listen to music and smoke cigs and i know thats really pointless and its boring
any advice for fun shit to do alone?
Jerk off. I'm always too tired to do it after work but when I get a day off I spend most of my time fapping
Smoke weed instead and it will get 1000x better
>>36196096
can weed give you negative health affects too like tobacco does or is it all healthy like people act like it is?
Anyone else hate being a woman?
>>36195946
I do, anonina. I wish I was a male with a qt cock
>>36195946
weak bait
go away and don't come back.
>>36195946
>>36195967
me 2 desu but what you gunna do, transitioning to male absolutely sucks ass
men have it better off in every imaginable way, even transitioning
l shouldn't exist
>>36195842
Why not?
originaloos
>>36195907
My mom had to see a doctor to have me because it didn't work. My life makes no sense because I have no place in this world desu
>>36195984
>I have no place in this world
Same. Society holds no place for me, I am just waiting for death.
Hey, Nonny! What books have you been reading lately?
>she called me Nonny again...
>>36195826
>reading
I'll never fall for the paper jew
I wanna cum on your feet
Brain meme thread? Post your favorite
Starting with mine
This post is quite honestly original.
DOOBSYWHOOPS
hahaha, that wasn't going through my thought-process, hence it was 100% random, hence quite humorous!
get the fuck on here u lonely cunts
tag: r9k
;lsfo99990kf;s; ookkkkooo
>>36195751
dfgggggooroororkg looooajfiifff???
>>36195799
dfjgkgjkkkgkklll ung!!
>in gen chem 2
>got a 65 on the first exam
>study around 3 hours a day the week of the exam
>the day comes
>feeling confident
>did practice exam, reworked homework problems,went over my notes time after time
>came out of the room expecting at least a low B
>get grade today
>70%
>b-but
>still two exams left for the semester
>only getting more difficult
>losing motivation to study
>already miserable here
>not involved in anything
>no friends
>the sound of normies is pretty much a trigger to me
>no privacy
>constant stress
>not passionate about my career choice anymore
>grades mediocre
>doubt I'll pass organic chem if I do pass this semester
I'm really considering dropping out, I can't survive another three years of this. How should I break this to my mother next time I see her? She has no idea how bad things really are for me, ie she doesn't know how much of an asocial, introverted, hate-filled person I really am. I just want to be happy again.
>>36195560
See a counselor OP.
Just do your work OP
Eat some modafinil
Stop having distractions
Go exercise when you aren't studying
>>36195869
I already do as much work as I can, I refuse to take meds, my only distractions are the occasional few minutes of youtube and 4chan, and I won't dare be in a room full of grunting normies. Yeah I could wear earbuds but i I can't focus on exercising with earbuds, I've tried
I miss the internet the most in my opinion when it was inhabited by robots and nerds during that time period. When did it go so wrong?
>>36195487
Some more for you guys. I also used to browse Something Awful, AniPike, Rotten.com and Crazy shit before I discovered 4chan. I wonder where they are now?
>Haven't spoken to your online friends in over a decade
>All those days of staring out the window during school daydreaming about coming home and playing video games and surfing online are gone
>All those days of exploring the unknown territory of the Internet, being amazed by all the different things you find, are gone
>The spark is gone
>Even trying to rekindle the spark by watching old shows/playing old games doesn't work
>Trying to recreate the experience of the old Internet with things like Archive.org just feels like visiting a cemetery
>You will never wake up with the same bright, naive desire that you used to
feelsbadman
>hoping the random milf on Yahoo Messenger webcam would show tits so you could bust a billion nuts worth
>mfw some attractive 20 year old girl kills herself because of "depression"
fuck this shit pisses me off
women have no idea what true suffering is and yet they feel suicide is an option. Go fuck yourself. I've been in hell my entire life, it's almost insulting when attractive young women (or attractive people in general) commit suicide. Like go fuck yourselves man, you don't know shit about "suffering".
>>36195441
>true depression is not having women begging for your pee pee
that's you
there is no way you are being serious here.
>>36195909
there is no way you are being serious there