You guys are too immobile to live in a place like this.
>2000 calories per day
>Lift weights 4 times per week for 45 mins (read /fit/ sticky)
>Stop looking at porn
>Grow a beard if you can. If not, shave everyday.
>Buy a decent pair of jeans that fit, a few long sleeve shirts and some non-autist shoes.
>Do your fucking laundry
>Look at girls in the eye, don't break eye contact. Wait til they smile then return it.
With this regiment, you can be a Chad in 6 months or less. Relatively little effort too. You'll still have time for lurking.
honestly i decided to follow 7/8 of these tips a few weeks ago and i'm feeling fucking great.
I still lurk here often and have no friends.
But my quailty of life has definitely improved.
>I do all of these
>have been doing it for 2 years
>tfw it makes no fucking difference
You can't fix what's already broken
>go to preferred pornsite of choice
>screenshot the "recommended for you" tab
>post on /r9k/
How'd I do, guys?
I detracted a couple points for the pegging stuff, but otherwise some solid taste in porn.
Also most of my porn sites don't have a recommended feature, there was one on pixiv but none of it was porn. it's a real shame too, I was looking forward to seeing what anons thought of my taste.
>Have a nightmare about the old discord server where I met a lot of my friends being deleted
>Log into my old account right after waking up
>It's still there but it's really slow
It's a relief but I'm still kinda sad to see that there isn't a lot of posting and I still feel bad from the nightmare. Please help me calm down /r9k/
I want to hate women but then I think about all the fembots whose life is in shambles and just want a partner too and feel a deep empathy.
Then I hate women again because these don't really exist
>fembots whose life is in shambles
You mean their upper middle class lives that are so boring they resort to coming here for entertainment? Their oh-so-terrible lives full of love, casual sex affirmative action?
read the punchline guys jesus
but yeah I met someone online recently who I feel is truly a robot, but for whatever reason they seem to have no interest in becoming closer, which really tells me they have no need, no real loneliness which makes them leap and any opportunity or feeling of special connection with someone who can understand them.
Why don't you just fix your appearance lads?
If you have $50,000 to spare op, I will get right on it
>double orthgnathic surgery
I'll give you my paypal and we can get the process started
>tfw roasties are literally subhuman
Feels good being male
post interesting shit like this if you have it
Man I almost forgot to tell you all how original this green text is
Also it has a sexy ayy lmao
If I get officially diagnosed with autism, will it affect my chances of getting a decent job?
>change search settings so it only shows results from 2002 to 2010
>eliminate 90% of the stress from my life
why did i never think of this?
>Brother has his girlfriend over
>Confined to my room
>Threw out all my bottles
>Unironically pissed into an empty can
How's your night going /r9k/?
>can't sleep again
I refuse to drink or use sleeping pills so I guess I'm stuck with this for the rest of my life.
On a side note, I think I'm hearing birds chirping right now. Almost 1 in the morning. Am I going insane?
Nah birds are getting weird, I used to know I'd stayed up too late if I heard them when I went to bed.
That used to be at 4am, then 3, now it's earlier.
>smoke weed everyday
>smoke when I wake up and smoke before I go to sleep
>actually feel good when I'm high
>don't have any more weed and can't get any
>feel like total shit after not being able to smoke for three days.
How do I deal with being sober bots? I don't want to feel like shit while I'm sober. What are some distractions?
I like to walk around thinking to myself about how great it is to not be a worthless degenerate.
Maybe try that. Its pretty easy, all you have to do is not be degenerate.
>dudeweedlmao its not addicting man
>Write a word and it looks terrible
>Erase it and try again
>Still looks horrible
>Repeat 5 times
>Still looks horrendous
>Why even bother
>paper where you messed up is now covered in eraser marks and crinkled marks
>Erase a huge section from my page
>Didn't hold the paper tight enough
>Eraser ripped the paper
>Have to constantly erase mistakes
>Table is covered in pieces of eraser
>People can see the desperation, stupidity and struggle from the mess alone
>The used pens and didn't bring whiteout
What will /r9k/ look like one year from now?
you think this isn't the same ride with a different color paint job. thats funny.
just in case you missed the idea. we have done this before and we will do it again. >>37529456