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>>37531080
>femdom

good choice my child

I like your tastes

7/10
I detracted a couple points for the pegging stuff, but otherwise some solid taste in porn.

Also most of my porn sites don't have a recommended feature, there was one on pixiv but none of it was porn. it's a real shame too, I was looking forward to seeing what anons thought of my taste.

ill be ur friend whats your skype

>>37531101
I'm sorry I'm scared of having any more friends so I can't do that right now and I don't have Skype but thank you very much

>>37531123
why are you scared originananana

>feel a deep empathy
gtfo off my board normie

>>37531029
>fembots whose life is in shambles
You mean their upper middle class lives that are so boring they resort to coming here for entertainment? Their oh-so-terrible lives full of love, casual sex affirmative action?

>>37531206
>>37531251
read the punchline guys jesus

but yeah I met someone online recently who I feel is truly a robot, but for whatever reason they seem to have no interest in becoming closer, which really tells me they have no need, no real loneliness which makes them leap and any opportunity or feeling of special connection with someone who can understand them.

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it's more difficult than it sounds

i'm actually planning on it. nosejob and fat transfer

If you have $50,000 to spare op, I will get right on it
>rhinoplasty
>double orthgnathic surgery
>genioplasty
>otoplasty
>gyno removal
I'll give you my paypal and we can get the process started

>>37530565
>>tfw roasties are literally subhuman
>Feels good being male
Bump

>>37530565
feels good being a roastie and doing literally nothing to get sex

>>37532005
>being penetrated by a penis
Faggot

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or like this

orvirginal

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anyone at allllll?

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Man I almost forgot to tell you all how original this green text is

Also it has a sexy ayy lmao

lets just say your chances were never good and now you know why

>>37530248
You don't have to disclose that you have autism on a job application, except for some military jobs.

No, jobs don't get to see your medical records

>>37529948
wat mean jy?

>>37529948
i don't get what you're talking about

>>37529948
What? That makes no sense. Please explain

Come on, somebody's gotta know this feel

I don't get it. Why do you care? You should have frightened her or bothered them

>>37529855
You need to move out of your parents house.

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Nah birds are getting weird, I used to know I'd stayed up too late if I heard them when I went to bed.

That used to be at 4am, then 3, now it's earlier.
Shit's weird

Asmr my dude. Or use ear buds and listen to music.

>>37529807
glad to hear somebody is too stupid to figure out sleeping. must be a simple life.

>>37529729
I'm going crazy trying to get ahold of some hash. I don't know what's wrong with me. I should quit though.

It's called withdrawal anon. You're addicted.

I like to walk around thinking to myself about how great it is to not be a worthless degenerate.

Maybe try that. Its pretty easy, all you have to do is not be degenerate.

>dudeweedlmao its not addicting man

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>>37529528
>paper where you messed up is now covered in eraser marks and crinkled marks

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>>37529558
>Erase a huge section from my page
>Didn't hold the paper tight enough
>Eraser ripped the paper

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>Have to constantly erase mistakes
>Table is covered in pieces of eraser
>People can see the desperation, stupidity and struggle from the mess alone
>The used pens and didn't bring whiteout

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>>37529456
you think this isn't the same ride with a different color paint job. thats funny.

>>37529456
100% gay instad of just being 79% gay.

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>>37529479
just in case you missed the idea. we have done this before and we will do it again. >>37529456

whats the worst thing that could happen? you're a pussy if you don't go

>>37529403

Spare yourself the emotional pain of watching her get plowed by 3 chads at once and don't go to the party.

>>37529403
show up, talk to her for a bit then dip out of there

>>37529363
why would you even want one, they sound dreadful to me desu

>>37529390
At this time I'm so desperate, I date the devil himself. If he lived near me.

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>tfw no vore evee cone