>he has the autism wallet
w-why am i not getting laid?
I have a mentally ill friend that constantly wants to hang out with me. He doesn't have that much friends, and more and more leave him since he was diagnosed. And he got used to considering me as his best friend.
The catch is, that i don't like him. I never liked him, i was just always a nice guy. And because of my niceness he thinks i am his bestie. Meanwhile i am super bored every time i hang out with him, i have nothing to say to him, conversations with him are tedious and annoying...
I tried leaving him once, stopped answering to his calls and basically told him to fuck off. He was normal back then. A year after i cut ties i heard that he was diagnosed with mental illness. Out of sorrow i started hanging out with him. And now i can't just tell him to fuck off again, all his friends are leaving him and he is alone locked in a mental asylum. But hanging out with him is just so annoying, i hate every second of it.
What the fuck do i do?
Why do you even care? Let him be alone. Maybe he'll figure out how to stop being such a crappy friend. Or maybe he'll make other mentally ill friends. Or maybe neither of those things. It's not your responsibility.
But he consideres me his (only) friend and looks up to me. Leaving him is like leaving a child in middle of a forest. I can't just leave him, knowing it will exponentially worsen his situation... Can i?
give ma a (you) or your mother and future gf will die in there sleep
>implying they aren't the same person
FUCK YOU MOMMY ILL HAVE THAT PUSS YET
How would you improve him, /r9k/?
He's beyond hope, but I decided to at least try.
>Shave head completely
>grow facial hair out as much as possible, Minoxidil if genetically unable (Since he's genetic garbage it is probably hard) to hide receding chin and very weak jaw
>Sign up to the gym and start SS/Stronglifts
>Eat as much protein as possible, up calories significantly
>Glasses to make round, red eyes less visible and add illusion of some symmetry
>Anything but a black ops 2 shirt
>Force him to go outside and atleast try and get a tan
>Massive intake of vitamins daily
Parents ask why I don't have a gf all the time.
Women only ever go for Chad everytime.
I am not a fucking Chad so no gf.
How stupid are they?
your parents aren't autists who believe in the Robert - Chad dichotomy
how they raised you is a mystery for the ages
>sweaty af all the fucking time
>it's humid - sweat like niagra falls
>it's hot - sweat like a fucking river
>it's cold - fucking get sweaty anyway
>sleep in my room with an air conditioner going full blast - wake up covered in sweat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY CANT MY DISGUSTING FUCKING BODY JUST BE NORMAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
You probably have the same problem as me.
You should get it checked anon.
>Anon bruh, you jus' gotta be yo'self mane.
I thought if i surround myself with people that share my nerdy interrests my life might be become better.
People to talk with about something else but work. Play games togheter. Discuss comics and anime. Go on trips togheter. Hell maybe i would even meet a girl i could feel comfortable being around.
Instead i surrounded myself with people that used and abused me all while they kept telling me what i wanted to hear. Whenever we did play togheter everybody just shat on eachother. And visiting any cons or events just ended in a fight. After years i finnaly decided to cut all ties with all of them. In the end i never met a girl there either.
So what the fuck do i do now? Looking online for likeminded people is even worse. I will never actually find friends or love it seems.
What the fuck do i do now?
Are you looking for advice?
I think that all people are shit. It's up to you to realize that you're shit, too. Once you can accept that, you can begin to learn how to start turning that shit into fertilizer and improve yourself to the point where you can show others how to do the same and not be used by them.
Is there any good comeback to the word nigger? I feel as if the only recourse to a word like that is physical
So I put my real interests and hobbies down in tinder and okcupid as honestly as I can:
>fixing and building my own computers
>playing video games
>TV / movies
>gym to get /fit/
I'm pretty skinny and 6'1 tall.
But only fat ugly girls with the same interests ever message me.
What the FUCK am I doing wrong?
Do I really have to lie in my description to filter out all the fuglies?
well you see, your shitty dorky hobbies automatically filter out the stacies and the mentally sane women, but you're also slim and fit on top of your shitty hobbies so you're prime fat chick bait
either lie through your teeth or drop dating sites
>decide to finally secure my NEETbux
>visit psychiatrist after not sleeping for 2 days
>get diagnosed with schizophrenia instead of depression
>that anon who keeps making /britfeel/ threads
>that anon shilling bitcoin for some reason
>that anon with the "traps aren't gay" threads
>that christianity shill
>the NEET anon who starts wagecuck threads every morning
Who else do you know?
So what do I do if I'm stuck in reverse-cuckery?
I dated this girl for a few years, and we had a pretty messy break up. I got jealous that she was seeing other guys, she got mad because I called her on her bullshit, etc. But we were dumb and kept coming back to each other.
Present day, she's dating a guy that lives a few hours away. He's the tall dark and handsome type, college degree, going to grad school, etc. Meanwhile I wait tables, I'm several years older than her, but also very good looking and I know how to please her in bed.
She says that the guy doesn't mind if she sleeps with other people, so she always wants to spend the night and cuddle and fuck. On one hand it's awesome, on the other hand I still want her back as my girlfriend....but I don't know why.
>fapped 10 times today
>still have fapping to do
>try to fap
>takes a really long time but eventually cum
>only the tiniest bit of cum dribbles out, probably mostly just precum
>still have fapping to do, but balls have that ache which says "the tanks are empty and if you try to fap again you'll regret it"
What to do lads?
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