>started wagecucking at an office job
>had a backlog of work they gave me
>done all
>too autistic to go tell boss
>sitting here, bored, on 4chan for the last hour
WHY
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>>38169434
I suggest removing your pants. It makes it more comfortable while you wait, desu.
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how did you get a job?
ORG NAL
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>>38169465
original nepotism
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"No one cared who I was until I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and showed a little initiative."
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i have a sharpie in my ass dad
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>>38169393
"Or perhaps he's wondering why he should hire you, before you've developed a proper handshake..."
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>>38169383
kek idc what anyone says i love this meme
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Who /shit posting from work/ here?
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>>38169328
Yes my nigger.
It's a good feel
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Reporting in. Feels good to be paid big bucks doing something that NEETs do for free.
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Just lurking, originally.
V. Slow day.
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>too mentally unstable to get a job
>too well spoken and calm to get disability
What do I do robots? None of the social workers believe I have crippling anxiety because I don't have trouble talking to them.
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Mention you get thoughts of killing yourself.
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>>38169255
Are you on any sort of medication?
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>>38169266
that's just the truth.
>>38169268
just ADHD stuff
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OH FUCK JUST MAKE IT STOP MAKE THEM SHTU UP MAKE THE FUCKING VOICE STOP FUCK FUCKK KILL ME FUCK FUCK ME IT STOP IT FUCKING HURTS IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH WHY WHY WYHY WHY GOD FUCKING WHY
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>>38169209
fuck off retard
fag
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>>38169209
You alright m8?
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>>38169231
noonononoo NONONOO NO NO IT HURTS NO NO NO ON NON ONO NO
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Whats that mental disorder where a girl gets crazy obsessed with a guy at first and shows him so much love and affection and then after a month or so starts to back off and then becomes a real cunt?
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>>38169193
That's called marriage.
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>>38169193
Original borderline personality disorder
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>>38169201
>>38169193
heheredditgoldxdD
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Does anybody else feel like they can discuss being caffeinated in the same way as being drunk or high? I've had 4 cups of coffee and it's like "oh yeah, I'm at an 8 right now."
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>>38169163
It's like having mild mania episode.
Only without the side effects..
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>>38169199
except mania feels good and drinking a lot of coffee feels like shit
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>>38169163
I guess I never 'felt' it like that before
When i drink coffee I can't really differentiate between not having and having coffee
U feel?
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Femaloid depression doesn't exist. They don't have the mental capacity to comprehend such complex mental illnesses. The femaloid species is so simple you could entertain them with a ball of yarn.
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Ok, and?
orwigwan
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>>38169152
What makes you so depressed op? is it because you're ugly and no girls like you? wow such complex illness you have
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>>38169152
>depression
>complex
baby's first diagnoses, you're not a special complex snowflake
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Is this a good plan to combat rape culture?
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rape culture is this another term Americans get obsessed with.
Like SJW's or the 'LGBT community'.
Americans...
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I don't really understand what she is trying to say
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>good idea
>Idea a girl had
Chose one and only one
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>half Colombian half white.
>Veterans from my white side of family ranging from WW2 German soldier who moved here to American Vietnam vets.
>White facial features but slightly tan skin
>Automatically assumed to be Mexican because of skin and mainly my name.
>Mexican culture is not the same as South Americans and I find alot of Mexicans to be obnoxious.
>Get called spick and beaner and told to go back to Mexico.
>Was born in the United States.
>Got in fights at school.
>AP Language arts courses in high school yet people assume English is my second language.
>Don't even know Spanish
>Always awkward when dealing with other Hispanic people who expect me to know Spanish.
>In elementary school there was a nationality day and they made me hold a Mexican flag, parents flipped shit over this.
>I sometimes pass as white, especially in the winter when my skin isn't tanned by the sun.
>Been called a "white boy" by blacks and Hispanics, but called a beaner or even nigger by white people.
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>>38169041
I feeeeel you OP
>half colombian half white too
>used to look racially ambiguous as a kid
>grown up now and just look 100% white
>super spanish-ass name that sounds ugly when english speakers say it
>colombian family pretends they can't understand me even though my spanish isn't even that bad
>when I've been down there they talk about me like I'm not in the room
>they also resent my family cause my dad married a white woman and left the country and makes more than all of them now
In all honesty it's not that bad. Hispanics are rare where I'm from so I've always been kind of a novelty. Same thing though, get called white boy by latinos and everyone else, Colombian by white people. Kind of glad I haven't had a cultural affinity to build a false identity around. My sister's different though and her whole identity pretty much revolves around the 'experience' of being mixed-race. In the end you're gonna be ostracized by multiple social groups for arbitrary reasons. Who cares if some of those happened to be cultural.
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>the god awful fucking pubes that grow from your head
MAKE IT STOP
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It's not so bad. I appreciate what God has shown me, but I don't want to be here anymore.
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I've just made fake chad account and i set up a date with stupid roastie from neighbouring city. Convo went like this:
-why you are not smiling on photos?
-I only smile when woman undresses in front of me
-do you smile much?
-all the time, do you want to make me smile?
-yes
We agreed on 10pm today
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Roastie is going to get toastie
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>>38169004
Poor girl. You are a horrible person anon
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top kekku
do this to as many girls as you can and ruin tinder
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REEEE work in 40 minutes i dont want to go to work REEEE
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i dont work today or tomorrow after working 4 days in a row.
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>>38168983
Sucks to be you wagie
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Have fun anon. I'm a neet but driving 10 hours to myrtle beach today for 6 days. Plan on being wasted the entire time and going to be going on comfy beach night walks
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Can you be a robot if you don't have a girlfriend and are a KHV, but you're doing good with everything else in life?
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That means you're a Cyborg like me. Even though I'm a V not KHV
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>>38168948
not really
fucking non-virgin normie shits get the fuck out
they fucking ruined this place
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>>38168965
I guess, I'm not a NEET and I'm not depressed. I have friends, a job, and an active social life as well.
>>38168976
If you're referring to the OP, im a virgin.
>you will never be with the girl you truly love
why even bother living?
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>killing yourself over some dumb bitch
Nigger please
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>>38168953
surely video games and wage-cucking my whole life away is worth it
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>>38168928
Do it for your waifu, op. She wants you to keep on living.
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>casually bring up the knot in front of any single woman with a large dog
>she always becomes visibly flustered
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3 for 3, I'm batting 1000 here.
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>>38168907
>things that never haplened for 400 alex
They dont even know what a knot is. Most girls just see their dog as a pupper you wacko
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>>38168907
What the fuck is the knot? I know I've been living under a rock for a while, but I'd like to know