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>>34515163
No and who the fuck are you go away.
Fucking cunts.

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>>34515179
OMG Pauline he's REALLY a virgin! I can't wait to tell everybody! Hahahahah

>>34515201
literally no one ever does that. people would just say "oh cool, ok" and move on.

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>>34515136
Kekism

>>34515136
Islam

RavioliRavioliOri

Evangelical

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>>34515128
you can blame you are father for that one

5.8 master here, the perfect height according to the Fibonacci sequence and the golden ratio. There is a reason why tall people look weird and have trouble with their joints.

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>>34515128
Yes it does. Very much so. Definitely. I feel for short men. Sad!

It must be very embarrassing being shorter than other blokes--very damaging to one's social value.

I'm taller--and was in my teens--than most of the population and it feels great. I see taller blokes than me and I instantly respect them.

Being genetically inferior and being unable to protect a partner, financially and securely, is a complete put-off.

Have you tried having a pack of gum around, or a piece of hard plastic? assuming you do it unconsciously.

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Rub chilli on your fingers, you will stop bitting

I just jerked off to a video of a girl masturbating and her fingers were like that

>>34515063
Jif like jjjjjjjjiiifff.
Origrigi

>>34515063
i know the creators named it JIF. as in moms like you choose jif
i just can't bring myself to say it any other way
GIF

>love you mom

ZanGIF

>>34515031
There is no way out, enjoy your pain. Later.

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>>34515031
It just takes time senpai. you are going to feel lonely and sad for a while but it will definitely pass and you will wonder why you even allowed this to hurt you like it is now. And you never know when someone new will appear. Just be careful and know you are vulnerable right now so watch out , do what makes you happy and just move on. I fell in love with an absolute 10/10 Qt once , wanted to marry her even went to the courthouse with her to get the paperwork. She was only 17 and I was in my late 20's - we couldn't get the marriage license unless her parents signed so she went back home to get all that going and never came back....she is now married to a guy in the Navy and has kids and is extremely happy , I let that destroy me for YEARS - but now that I have met others I don't feel the same at all for her and I am actually happy for her. ..Brah - it passes...just give it time. - btw I actually reacted from that by getting into exercise , she came into the place I was working one day a couple years latter on by chance and seen me and I could fucking FEEL the shock and disappointment because I have improved myself far beyond what she ever gave me credit for being able to do...it was sweet lol. best wished senpai - sorry you are going through this.

>>34515134
But it hurts dude, it hurts knowing that this part of life is over, y'know. She's been with me for six years, for all my youth basically.

>>34515007
This, except his shirt is black.

>>34515007
This is fucking incredibly gay

RAVIOLI

>>34515007
That's really gay
fag

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>>34514984
I'd become a monster if I did

>>34514984
>Stop sexualizing liberal women.
How the fuck do I know if some slut in a porno is a liberal?

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accept your savior and stop masturbating

>>34514949
I definitely want to say something. I just have no idea what to say. (and that's when her pussy dries up even harder)

Your tits look great

>>34514975
They are you weirdo

What am I meant to notice in particular?

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>>34514943
are you going to finish your thought?

>>34514954
>>34516283

read the facken title

>>34514887
They can never compete with superior Asian genetics. (not including SEAniggers)

>>34514897
but Japan is in the sea? I don't get this joke

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>>34514887
You have failed miserably.

Pack her shit for her

>>34514826

At a public place surrounded by witnesses.

>>34514826
The best way to do that is to do that if that's what you want to do.

>Early morning

Now you just made me realize that my sleeping schedule is completely fucked up.

Thanks for making me the opposite of comfy.

Its not morning everywhere you myopic fuck

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>>34514856
It's almost 5 EST senpai so that's morning

>>34514774
japan is truly the best country for robots to find gf and waifu

Tfw dick 2 big to live in Japanese

>>34514774
Make sure you get her pregnant

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I'm oil free

>>34514768
Thanks, the punisher.

>>34514768
Are you cut? Asking cause I might try it if it helps you.