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Why are men so terrifying /r9k/, I can't even walk alone anymore without feeling at risk of getting attacked by one of those things. disgusting rape machines with no morals prowling the streets everyday, we should just make them all eunuchs already just to be safe from all that disgusting testosterone :(
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Heh. Stay inside.

L
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>men
>/r9k

pick one.
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>>38957275
this is a safe space for estrogenized boys, no men allowed
>>38957270
mean

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are any robots here dippers ? just woundering its a bad habit ive had on and off for about a year i get sores in my mouth sometimes or bumps but whatever i dont care if I lose my jaw fuck it im not kissing anybody soon anyways who else dips here instead of vaping or smoking ?
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>>38957208
Used to /snus/ but too much nicotine in those pouches and I was getting back pain probably from excessive vasoconstriction. Switched to dip. It's as enjoyable to me as an adult as candy was when I was a little kid. The package, the smell, the look, the feel to the touch, the taste, mouthfeel, burn, aftertaste, spittin', packin', it's romance.

However I get cardiac effects and I noticed the slightest gum recession so I quit. I get palpitations, and if I dip and then go for a jog I notice my heart feels overwhelmed. Sometimes even a little angina. I also find my erections are slightly softer and don't last as long when I'm a user of any tobacco product.

Chew is weaker still but I feel it's a mpre adulterated product.

I may go back to dipping and compensate by keeping myself in extra good shape, packing only near the molars where I think the gums are less susceptible, (though I think it doesn't matter because it's the liquid not solids that damage your gums), and doing that oil pull shit. I may have to accept that it ain't for me.
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>>38957208
How do you get this poor? I have no respect for tabacco users only drug users and weed smokers.
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>>38957712
You make no sense and sound like more of a scumbag than OP I'd say

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If a girl you beta orbit offers to let you lick her feet but nothing else, would you?
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>>38957151
No, I'd also attempt to make her jealous by fucking her sister and friend zoning her before she gets me.
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I would grab and tickle instead.
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I'm down if I can wipe my wiener on her soles

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>just deleted fagbook
feels goodman
The funny thing is all these people ignore my messages
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>>38957141
i haven't had a facebook for more than 8years now
whats wrong with you
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>>38957194
I """neeed" it unfortunately
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must I point out you can never delete fb..
the only deleting that happens is when They kill your account over dumb shit aka violating community standards.
get fucked zuck

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ITT: Songs/ lyrics currently stuck in your head
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>>38957109
For me its Hotline Bling
Idk why... haven't heard it in a long time.
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>>38957109
I actually had something stuck in my head right now.
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way
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The end is on my mind
The end is on my mind
The end is on my mind
The end is on my mind

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>"ANON TYRONE HAS BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE.

SAVE ME!"

What do you do?
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Fucking kek

459743++
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>>38957008
>That fucking all-around shitty tattoo
Wait until he's on top of her, 12ga 000 buckshot blast them into a pile of sinew.
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Hahahahaha

432897++

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>be robot
>listen to nighcore
>newfags telling me its wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBUQI1XG18Y
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>>38956997
>be robot
>listen to nightcore
>get ear cancer
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>>38957031
that means you are a fuckin normie and should kys bqhh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-43TnKOfWk

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Come play!
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=16

Password: roastiesgetout
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>>38956931
Anyone else getting the
>Error: Error communicating with server. Will try again in 1 second.
message?
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>>38957323
four people just left at the same time
so you're not alone it seems
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Everyone died and it's all your fault.

What have you done today to contribute to the death of the white race, Anons?

I've been having a lovely day today with my black wife and our mixed race children. Feels good to know that from now onwards, my descendants will be all non-white!
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>>38956902
>Even caring about muh race
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Bruh I give free fellations to somali migrants, that's how based I am.
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>>38957014
Why wouldn't you care, Anon? We in the 21st century have the extraordinary opportunity to make white people a minority, and to forever rid our lineages of the white curse. It's exciting!

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>Anon? Chad's having one of his fits again after his football team lost. Can I stay at your place tonight?
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I wouldn't be able to turn her away.
I hate being so fucking soft.
I wish I didn't want to help people.
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Yes, but only if you eat a bowl of eggs.
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>>38956888
>Can I stay at your place tonight?
No

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Where do all our robots go for uni?
>pic related
>inb4 I have a job
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starting this september
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>>38956857
UWE was my backup, now im going to Kent. We could have been bros.
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>>38956857
>>38956879
meme schools with meme programs
i bet you kids are majoring in something useless too (protip: computer "science" isnt a science)

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What things do you do to escape your obvious loneliness?

I'll start.

>Go to bed playing YouTube videos
>always have someone talking in them
>put the speaker up to my ear and listen until I pass out
>feels like I'm actually talking to someone
>wake up, rinse, repeat
>can't fall asleep any other way
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>>38956846
Sounds like you've adapted a habit of falling asleep with noise in the background. You might wanna try to fix that or down the line, you'll be one of those people who wake up when the tv gets turned off.
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>>38956846
Same

I have literally never left the house in the past 5 years without some sort of podcast.

It's gotten to the point that I would be getting major anxiety attacks if I'd do so.
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>>38956846
i listen to a lot of sad music on soundcloud all day. https://soundcloud.com/hkfiftyone2/tired-eyes

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Would you suck a girls cock if you knew she had AIDS?
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@38956743
Holy shit, what's her name? Please tell.
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>>38956743
are you trying to say that person has aids?
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yes absoluteIy

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Please help, I can't stop thinking about licking and kissing a boys asshole while stroking his cock. I thought face sitting and eating ass was a meme but now I don't want to do anything but that help!
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>>38956697
Just do it, faggot. Who knows? Maybe you'll end up hating it and never doing it again. Or you discover you like being an ass-eating faggot and pursue that route in life.
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>>38956744
My ex had me do it a few months ago to him and it was amazing, just feeling his hole tighten up on my tongue while I strokes his cock turned me on so much. I know it's perverted but I just love it so much >_<
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>>38956791
Oh, so you're already gay? What's the problem?

inb4 grill

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>This is a first date in 2017

>If you don't eat a girl's ass on the day you meet her she will view you as a beta male
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I want to eat pussy but not ass.
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>>38956657
You are saying it like its a bad thing
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>>38956668
>I want to eat pussy but not ass.
>t. beta male

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