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Friendly reminder if you don't smoke cigarettes you can't be a robot.
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>snus
Can use it inside
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I tried to like cigarettes, but I couldn't get the hang of it... it always made me nauseous.
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>>34862809
let me fill my lungs up with shit and make existence even less unbearable sounds great man
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Where are you hiding, paedophile girls?
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original bump, btw!
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No such thing. Pedophilia is attraction to innocence, inexperience and naivete. None of these are desirable traits in terms of what women find attractive.
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>>34864269
In fact, women are more aroused by babies (nepiophilia).
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>dad is short and has hair. kind of beta
>my uncles on my mom's side are all tall and manly. also bald
>tfw im short and bald
OKAY, NICE FAIR LIFE HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!
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At least your dad managed to get laid
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>>34862743
>You're a permanent balding manlet
CONGRATS MATE!
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>>34862758
BECAUSE HE HAS HAIR!!!
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ITT: times when school bullies got BTFO
>Kid called Adam in my year, wasnt liked but wasnt hated at the same time. Enjoyed his own company and reading his manga a lot
>Diff the resident bully decided to take a dislike to Adam ended up giving him shit for months
>Adam ignored it and that only made Diff angry
>One day outside the tech lab Diff begins ripping on Adams dead sister to try and get a reaction
>Diffs friends start telling him that hes going to far
>Adam walks into one of the tech labs
>Comes out red faced and crying weilding a wrench
>In a primal scream he launches the wrench at Diff, hitting him on the bottom row of teeth
>Fractured his jaw and broke his entire set of bottom teeth
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>pic relatedjdfsjdfjsdfk
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>>34862740
They were the bullies and they shot harmless people
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>kid called Craig punched me in the chest
>knocked the wind out of me
>told the teacher
>nothing happened
>he kept shoulder barging me in the corridor for about a week or two
>one day he comes in with tears in his eyes
>sits in the class for 10 minutes
>quickly runs out as he begins to cry
>turns out his mother died
>never had any more encounters with him
lmao
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I need help lads. I need meme magic , kek wills, and dubs.
Please bless upon me some help bruda. I really need it today
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Ehm sure anon i'll try
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asking for dubs is bad news bruddah. kek will smite your mother if my digits are achieved. only trips will undue my curse.
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I send you my good will and energy anon
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>r9k always complain about their status
>how they never go out because social anxiety
>complain about their social failure
Tell me, r9k, why aren't you trying to get your life together ?
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Because we are all here circle jerking while using our tears as lube.
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>>34862617
But why ? I used to be the average r9k user, now I rarely have more friends than I used to and I still browse here, but at least I understood that it's not how much people like you or not that determines if you're life is a failure or not, here people think that only Chad deserve to be happy, and they very obviously force themselves to be sad
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>>34862707
Responsibility requires work. We are manchildren who prefer blaming others.
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What's the worst thing someone said to you?
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>>34862539
>"ew anon, you're ugly"
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I don't love you anymore.
[Spoiler]This comment is totally original.
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>eggman once called me a jerk.
Nah it just makes me proud
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>haven't had sex in over 2 months
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>>34862508
>Haven't have sex in over 5 years
Get to my level, faggot.
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>dry spell of 3 weeks finally ends today
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>>34862508
>>34862959
>>34862963
>has had sex at all ever
you do not belong here
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>I eat meat but I love animals.
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>>34862417
I eat pussy but I love dick
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>I want to die but I'm living
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>I want to die but I'm afraid of death.
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Who wants to be my valentine today anons? 2017-02-14 11:51:42 Post No.34862388
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Who wants to be my valentine today anons?
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Taking applications for my valentine, go ahead and tell me why i should be yours today!
i'm a little shy but willing to do most things with you, we can just have a cute date if you want it to.
Or it could lead to more...
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can you kindly fuck off?
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>>34862388
If your female then yeah, I'd love to.
Having a nice chat would be good, and seeing if it picks up from there.Yes, I have actually become this lonely.
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NO dude just kill yourself fucking FUCk
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Post the songs you listen to in your darkest hours, robots. Today is the yearly reminder that we are living failures.
https://youtu.be/jej__CepHWU
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>>34862387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65W-t5jcrOs
If I had a personal theme, this would probably be it.
Secondary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCacYzL0yk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXTa8taaNvI
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At least we don't have to worry about getting a present for someone
well at least someone's in good spirits today
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Too bad he's normie tier now
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>>34862386
His facial expressions are so off-putting
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>>34862386
i love him no homo
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If you existed in the same reality as your waifu, she would think you're still a creep and would reject you like everyone else
Happy Valentines day!
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>>34862360
That's not a pepe.
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if your waifu was real, she'd speak japanese not english
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>>34863242
No big deal. I'll just read the subtitles.
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im high in class right now and am afraid that everyone know, help
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Everyone does know, just shut the fuck up and don't interrupt
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>be the quiet guy who doesn't talk much
>get blazed every morning before work
>no one can tell/cares
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>>34862339
just bee urself (originally)
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Does anyone else just want to try things like drugs and sex once then move on?
I want to do them once so i can experience it but after that i dont care. Every drug i've tried i dont have any will to do again.
its a boring kinda feel
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>>34862277
You can just "try drugs" or "try sex" -
but you can not simply try out having an intimate sexual relationship or having a circle of friends or aquaintances to take drugs with together. Drugs or sex are worthless without the right environment to accompany them.
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>>34862343
Yeah this is what i mean, i dont want to try an intimate relationship or trying drugs with friends, i just want to physically do it then move on.
Almost so i can just say i have done them
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>>34862343
Thanks anon for reminding me i am a shit person.
You won normie. I am just gonna end it soon.