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>>38047756
Hollow Knight is my new favorite game. Have you tried that?

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>tfw can't enjoy csgo or dota like the average steam player

>>38047783
I'd rather play Counter Strike Source than GO.

also DOTA/LOL are shit games and I can't understand why they are popular

>>38047732
Being a plant is the ultimate robot lifestyle, what are you talking about

More specifically grass is the ultimate cuck for being at the bottom of the food chain.

>>38047732
>He isn't a carnivorous plant

>>38047664
I am cognisant of that feeling

>>38047664
Could you describe this feel, anon?

>>38047684
It is a very depressing feeling :(

who? links plox?

>>38047594
Just... men doing them in general.
No specific person

>>38047665
fucking fuck you then bitch.

>>38047541
what do you mean?
testicle grew in size? both grew in size? if so to what extent?
do you have a lump? if so is it squishy or firm? what size is it?

Go to the doctor chap

>>38047604
It's like there is a third smaller ball in there. It's not causing me any pain but I don't remember this being there before. Probably marble size.

I want the peanut butter

Give me the peanut butter

>>38048214
>>38047591
none of you get the peanut butter

>>38047437
nice meme
original comment inbound

>>38047450
I'm afraid I don't understand?

Don't mind me. I'm just putting that nice four letter word on options without giving a (you) to the steven jewniverse avatarfag.

Also kys.

>>38047375

you can add getting a (you) to that list friend

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Being able to maintain small talk with a cashier with only the occasional stutter or fuck up.

A female cashier smiled at me today.
I think this the extent of female kindness.

>>38047372
robinhood has free trades, it's probably the best place to start

>>38047388
I should add that make it preferably for the UK. As that's where I live.

Unless it doesn't make a difference.

Just do low cost index funds

>>38047354

It's only naturally dumb people who get indoctrinated by anything. It really is hopeless.

t. happened to my sister

Be a role model to her and show her decency and what morals and values look like. Don't teach her, show her by your own example.

>>38047354
You don't. Your parents' best bet is to homeschool her and not encourage her to go to college

I Did this for the first 25 years of life. I regret not getting help sooner.

step 1 - get your shit together

>>38047406
Thanks anon I'm going to have to it might sound weird but reading that you said you regret not getting help sooner has made my mind up this has been going on to long and it's just getting worse Im going to get help I don't know if if you will see this but thanks

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>>38047331
But isn't that the best kind of desire, anon? Don't we always get bored very quickly when we finally attain something that we deeply wanted, and quickly move to our next fixation?

Unatainability guarantees that our desires will remain for ever, so long as we keep feeding with hope; but without hope, even those desires will too one day wither and die.

And isn't it true that we get a sick pleasure for suffering? After all, if we did not create some drama for ourselves, our lives would be terribly dull.

>>38047331
Stop wanting it then

what is it you want anon? maybe it's not as unattainable as you think.

i went on a few dates with this girl and i thought it was going really well then out of nowhere she tells me that it's becoming too much for her and she doesn't want to see me anymore. this shit always happens to me and i never know why

I have to renew my scholarship

I am anxious i wont get it again cause i droppes too many classes

Honestly considering suicide

>>38047337
>too much for her
How, anon? Are you telling her all your deepest problems or something?

I have narrow teeth. huge gaps in the upper teeth area. I'd say I'm ugly in general. I'm a 6'4 man with the face of a gorilla. I still act confident ironically, just to troll people.

The reason my teeth are messed up is because of not brushing or flossing.

>basically have meth mouth
>never done any drugs
Shit sucks senpai, I wish I had dental insurance. I brush once a day and floss but my teeth are still rotting and yellow.

>>38047224
yea, nah.

i doubt you'd be able to feel smug with me. I'd correctly bring up the long history of slavery in europe. either way, reparations need to be paid so don't be stingy.

>>38047224
perks of being lithuanian.

everyone there just got raped by the russians during ww2

>>38047313
but nobody cares about that so i'd say you're gay and everyone would laugh