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I'm making a discord server for Irish Robots, join if you want
https://discord.gg/gv23zTB
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3d3dd3d3d33dd33dd33d
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>>35816635
Just move to America and you would be chad.
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>>35816635
you'll ban fembots instantly
right?
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do any other robots find it easier to get off to written porn than videos/pictures?
i don't do it often but when i do it gets me off like nothing else. even captions on an image works wonders.
is anyone else like this, or am i just weird?
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nobody else? ill bump just to make sure i guess..
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>>35816606
This is why I read Manga heanti. If it doesn't have a story to it. It just doesn't do it for me
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>>35816606
Tomoko looks way too skinny in that pic, even for her.
Anyway, kinda. I liked the whole captions thing, for the same reason as you, it really enhanced things for me. Provided they were well-written. problem is most weren't/aren't.
I had an internet gf once who fapped exclusively to fanfiction though. so I doubt you're uncommon in this
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Who else /stinky/ here? 2017-03-26 11:40:52 Post No.35816602
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Can smell my balls even when my pants are on
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Tfw you wipe your arse with your hand after a wet fart then smell it
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>tfw inherently stinky because brown
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IM IN THE MOOD TO SCAAAAAM
SIMPLY BECAUSE I CAAAAAN
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How many of you are virgins simply because you don't want to fuck the girls that are in your league?
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I'm a virgin because I don't go outside and I don't talk to people
Maybe it's because I'm unattractive as well, but there are people that are uglier than me with gf's
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right here. I'm a solid 4-5/10 and I'm set on wanting to fuck 8s and 9s.
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>>35816576
would definitely fuck the girls in my league, even below my league
my dating standards on the other hand are ridiculously high but its not like im going to get a date either way so it doesnt matter
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>sit down in your chair
>see this
wat do?
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i would probably cry a lot
;_;
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Ask for source
Source?
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Too ugly to suck one, I bet she has an STD infection
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so i've started going out with this girl and shes been nursing a heroin addiction for a while now
she's nice and is still in control of her life but im worried about her.
there are times when she just gets really moody and won't do anything but sleep, shoot up, and smoke for like a month straight
there's also health issues. shes like 5'7 and only weighs like 90-100 lbs and has this perpetual cough that she won't do anything about.
i like this girl and im worried im gonna come home to find her dead or she ends up spiraling out of control and getting both of us in trouble
>inb4 send her to rehab
she's been and relapsed twice
>inb4 call the cops
i dont think she deserves to go to jail. like i said she's a nice girl and i don't want to see her dead or in jail.
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she'll relapse again once she meets a nice chad she can fuck for some free shit
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>being this desperate
Read your post and pretend it was someone else typing it and not you. What advice would you give them? Not to mention when she eventually goes full blown addict (which WILL happen) she's gunna steal your shit and everyone elses shit she gets even remotely close to.
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>>35816480
Just keep giving her heroin. She'll never leave you.
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albums that are all about hating women? any worthy of listening to?
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Anal Cunt is great.
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>>35816502
i like it wehn you die and picnic of love, am i right lol
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>>35816533
I'm thinking more It Just Gets Worse.
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>you catch yourself thinking about who, and which of your friends would come to your funeral if you died
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Nobody, because I have no RL friends.
Just online acquaintances.
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>>35816452
You're dead, how could this possibly matter?
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>Falling for the friends meme
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Do you sometimes feel that your perception on reality changes for a fraction of a second or so? This can either mean that you see life as incredibly wonderful, completely terrifying, or anything in between for just a fraction of a second, for whatever unknown reason.
I just felt the feeling. I was thinking a fleeting thought about me being in a relationship or something and I suddenly felt that life is wonderfully amazing and worth every second. The song "piano man" also started playing in my head as this feeling was washing over me. For a slight moment, I felt incredibly grateful for existing in this life. It's impossible to put into words; just pure, unadulterated, childish wonder towards the nature of being.
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>>35816432
i get that all the time. usually if it's bad i just repeat something in my head over and over until the feeling goes away.
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>>35816432
I get it sometimes. It feels wonderful to not think about killing myself
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>>35816432
Yes but not the way you're describing. Sometimes everything seems to slow down for a second or two, and then suddenly it all speeds up really fast, like my brain is "catching up" with reality.
It happened a lot when I was a kid but now it happens rarely. It's super jarring when it happens though and I usually have to take a minute to reorient myself.
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ITT: We wipe our hands in our asses and describe the smell.
>Mexican food with some sort of musty overtone
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>>35816411
Put a bullet in your head and describe the smell.
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>>35816411
Fresh boipussy
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Shit.
origiginawly
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why are some of you so obsessed with asian women?
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>>35816409
Idk kev
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>>35816409
There cute
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They're beautiful, gentle and kind: polar opposites of white women. Latinas are #2.
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>Girl snaps me once
>Snap her back
>Left on opened
What the fuck I want this pain to end
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>>35816397
>inb4 "huuurrrrr Snapchat what a normalfag"
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>>35816397
I think you meant unopened
Die normie
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>>35816529
"Left on opened" means she opened it, saw it and never responded
Downloading a fucking app doesn't make me a normie, asshole
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I can't relate to mainstream normie music. Post relatable robot songs please.
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>>35816396
https://youtu.be/yassOi3D6L4
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This song brings me to tears every time I listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm1edxnM8Xc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am-a7I5FkJY
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Being realistic, what amount of money would you have to make minimum to have a good life, and make wagecucking worth it?
I get paid $15/hour, and I feel it would not be enough to comfortably live on. Or perhaps enough to live on... but not enough to put into savings.
Luckily it is only an internship. But I am curious about other robots... what is the minumum economic level YOU would like to be at?
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You could live on monopoly money and still have a "good life", depending on your values and attitude
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>>35816315
depends on where you live. you're going to be living a pretty shitty life with $15/h in cali or jew york
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>>35816315
$20 an h my dood
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>tfw i will die as a virgin girl
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good fatass
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That's a lovely fairytale.
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>>35816249
>tfw you're not a girl biologically