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im rangebanned from every other board does anyone want to post anime pictures with me itt
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>>35442656
>im rangebanned from every other board does anyone want to post anime pictures with me itt
EVERY other board?

the mods fucking quarantined you here? what has /r9k/ done to deserve this treatment?
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>>35442665
dont be rude pls i just want to collect and post anime pictures and they keep deleteing me unfairly
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>>35442677
ok that's a cute image

you are alright by me

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He grabs your ass and says "this is mine now"

Wat do?
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>>35442633
>Wat do?
I-I guess my ass is his now
ask him to take the rest of me
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sage faggot thread
fag 3381888313109412r1
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>>35442633
Why doesn't your polo have a logo on it faggot

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IM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING SPERGLORDS POSTING THEIR ESOTERIC AND MUNDANE ASS THREADS WE NEED CHANGE TO R9K WE NEED TO GO BACK TO OUR ROOTS BEFORE THE NEWFAGS INVADED AND STARTED SOC 2.0 START BY RESPONDING TO THIS THREAD AND GIVING YOUR THOUGHTS
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>>35442215
What kind of /r9k/ do you want?
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>>35442266
>What kind of /r9k/ do you want?
just Anime/Random and gay/trap threads
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>>35442266
one where we cutepost 24/7 and everyone is friends with each other like a household

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>tfw you realize /r9k/ is Anime/Random

moot's dream
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>>35442031
>Anime/Random
it SHOULD be Anime/Random

too much /pol/ and non-anime/otaku culture related shit here desu
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>>35442049
What would be your first thread you post on anime/random?
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I'm fine with this, especially because the autistic mods have ruined /a/.

Seriously, I got banned the other day for a post about why the focus of anime has changed in the last decade, apparently now you can only talk about anime themselves and not about the industry or how anime relates to society in Japan.

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So what are your weaknesses Anon?
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>>35442020

Dumbest fucking question ever

Seriously why the fuck would you ask this
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>>35442020
Wouldn't you like to know?

Originally
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>>35442043
>"Stupid fucking questions, sir/ma'am."
How I wish I could say this...

Why don't more girls with unreasonably big tits become cam models? It's effectively free money. Like, if you're a J cup by the time you're 18 there are people out there willing to pay to see you in various states of undress. Get your tits out for a couple of years and make a wad of cash. Hell, pay for a reduction instead of complaining that people stare at your volleyball sized jugs whenever you walk outside.

Did you know anyone with endlessly expanding boobs growing up?
>stories welcome
>pictures even more welcome
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You have a built in audience once you reach a certain size threshold.

Turn your genetic anomaly into ez money.
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like how do you grow 99th percentile outlier mams and not collect a paycheck for them

shit don make no sense
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Anon need milky!

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Any welfarecucks around?
How do you feel about the redistribution of wealth taking resources away from the more wealthy, more intelligent to the less wealthy, less intelligent?
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>pissing away eight hours a day of your life when you don't need to
>intelligent
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>>35441591
It's perfectly fine. What's wrong with taking money from people who have more of it than they know what to do with and giving it to someone who needs it? Sure, there are people who abuse the system, but there's also people who rely on it to live.
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>>35441652
This,

And to answer your question OP I actually feel pretty shitty about meeting the dumb people who work at the welfare office who don't get paid that much.

But then I remember when I worked in shitty jobs and have zero regrets.

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ITT we say weird things we do, then people respond and tell you how autistic it is on a scale of 1-10

lately my thing is:

>go to r/gonewild
>find a body I like
>download a few of her sets to my phone
>use an app to edit little hearts over the nipples/vagina, save as copies
>arrange in order and open gallery
>start imagining a conversation in my mind where I'm texting a female friend and she's shy and asking me if her body is good
>we agree that I'll help critique her nudes before she sends them to chad
>browse the edited pictures I just made, pretending she is sending me them one by one but she is hiding her best bits because we're only friends
>eventually she accidently sends me one unedited and asks me to delete it
>this is where I finally open the non-censored version in the gallery

this is usually where I nut and then delete all the pictures. usually takes around 5 mins to do all the editing. gives a pretty good rush if you are good enough at imaging the conversations
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>>35441585
I don't know how people like you stay alive. Every time I come to this board, I can't believe some of the pathetic posts I read.
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>>35441585
say hey thats pretty good out loud in ikea with my mum
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>>35441585
Yes i do similar things to this but usually only in my mind during the heat of fapping

Imagination does wonders

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Hello Robots,

May you introduce me to your waifu?
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Okay, this my waifu and her name is Akane.
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>>35441252
Her name's vriska and she's my waifu.
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Lol one ha

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>have a chance with a girl
>sperg out and get philosophical while texting her
>she understands nothing
>chance lost
I DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHY CAN'T A JUST FIND A QT SMART GIRL
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Stop it scoop. I know you made this thread
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>>35441081
>have a chance
>sperg out
No you didn't.
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>>35441465
Well I mean sometimes it goes like this
>Have a chance
> Sperg out
> Have an even better chance

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What's good on Netflix?
I'm feeling really fucking bored of anim at the moment.
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>>35440835
i'm currently watching every episode of friends to torture myself

>tfw i will never have a friend
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Goosebumps, twilight zone, the haunting hour
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>>35440864
>tfw started watching black mirror yesterday and was completely consumed by it
>not feeling it today for some reason

I think I wanna watch a movie, but don't know which on I should go with

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There must be more to Iife.
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>>35440751
There is if you get off fucking Instagram faggot
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... would you rather be a lesser being with no sense of self awareness?
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>>35440763
Honestly I sometimes wonder if I would rather have been born a tree.

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>Born in third world country Pakistan
>No pork
>No alcohol drinks
>No fun parties
>Can't have sex before marriage
>Islam
There is fucking Spring break in USA. I really wanna go there. I want to celebrate all sorts of burger holidays. Wanna have fun, get laid, drink shots, do drugs, suck trannys dick. And, I am here stuck in Islamic shithole.
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Seen any car bombs go off?
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>>35440635
Never in my whole life. Yeah, car bombs do go off here. But, rarely. There are more terrorist attacks. Thousands of people die in Pakistan every year due to bomb blasts.
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>>35440587
>There is fucking Spring break in USA. I really wanna go there.
Wanna know how I'm spending spring break? Working yet another 6 day work week. Approaching 2 months in a row of this. Not only that, but the Mormon high school graduate I'm working with is also working his 2nd 6 day work week in a row. He can't do any of the stuff you're listing, either. Though, I think he can eat pork. At least I'm Catholic (in name only) and can drink myself into a coma every day. Spring Break is only for normies.

Also, one of my best friends from high school was from Pakistan. Was a pretty cool dude, even though I hate mudslimes and kikes. Mainly kikes, though. But two sames of the same kebab.

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>talking to girl online
>she tells me they're bussing down to Florida
>tells me she's taking a van with 2 other people
>tell her that's cool and I want to do that
>she says come with and i say ok
>she asks when and where to pick me up
>she has boobs
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>>i say ok
S C O R E
go for it, my dude
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>>35440407
I'm fucking scared it's so sudden
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>>35440469
I'm going fuck it. This is it guys.

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What do you do to deal with your disabilities of any kind (physical/mental)?

>Kyphosis
>Keratoconus
>might have depression, AvPD or Aspergers.
>right leg is slightly shorter than my left.
>Permanent bump on the back of my head from when I smacked my head on the pavement as a kid in 2003

The only thing that honestly concerns me is my back and that's because I feel like it's getting worse trying to stand straight.

I exercise to deal with these issues. You?
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>>35440286
There is a thread where anons are already discussing these kinds of issues

>>35437663

I have chronic whiplash, IBS, psoriasis, sleep apnea, tinnitus, and recently either pulled a muscle in my chest or fractured a rib from coughing.

What I do to deal with them is try to practice mindfulness and focus on what is in the present and what I can do about it. I try to distract myself by making posts on this site and having conversations with friends and family. I try to keep my mind as sharp as possible. That's my last holdout.
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>>35440435
I am sorry for your physical troubles. That's good that you turn to family and friends. A good social life is therapeutic.
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Autism Spectrum Disorder

I manage it. People can't tell that I have it. Hell it took my own psychologist a while to diagnose it.

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