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>hurrdy hurr
>durrdy durr

HURRRRR

>>39247317
Just light up that shit and blaze it nigga....just smoke weed and jack off! Ahahahahaha.

>>39247463
Should I eat it?

>>39247217
trazodone
ritalin

won't bother with the doses

>12.5mg Paxil

Felt like a god on 25mg but my penor didn't work.

>>39247217
>20mg Foxetin x2
>5mg Diazepan

Used to take 1 Foxetin for about a month but nothing happens and the therapist just told me to up the dose.

Still not feeling anything different after like 3 months.

>>39247177

Sorry?

*steps in close to you and fingers the frills of your top*

If you live within two hours of me I will legit give you a ride.

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>>39247426
I live in philadelphia, anon! Northeast.

>>39247216
I just need a ride into town. That's all.

I'm not straight I'm a lesbian in a man's body.

>>39247142
more trap porn

>>39247142
If you give me the sauce i might convert

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>ordinary atheists

>>39247101
>Heavenly Father
>Heavenly
>Sky
>Father
>Daddy

It is an accurate description of God. That said, it's less reverent in tone than I would be comfortable using.

>>39247101
>makes the rest of us

nice larping, christfag.

>hurr durr atheists amirite?

How would that be possible when we're both anti social

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because I'm autistic and I'm not sure if I want an intimate relationship.sometimes I think of how nice it would be but then I get this feeling that it won't end well.

I've always wanted to date a female version of myself, but I know in my heart that she's way out of my league.

>Is this love?

No, but it's the closest you'll ever get.

yep there's 3 girls i regularly fap to becuase after 10 years i just gave up looking for good porn and they check all my boxes.

>>39246989
Yeah for awhile I only fapped to Gianna michaels. Idk why I don't even think she's that hot

You can't nut more than once a day without drawbacks?

>>39246859
>orc looking
if fantasy hentai taught me anything you're more than eligible for some elf pussy, anon.
keep your hopes up

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I nut 4-5 times a day, or edge for 2-3 days for a few hours each day then let all that goo out like a bitch in heat

Drawbacks or not, it feels amazing

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Looks like all the comfy anons are long gone then.

/r/CozyPlaces/ for me.

>>39246701

Probably because of the the robot

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>why did comfy threads stop happening.
I've gotten lazy, sorry about that.

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>>39246585
Anon I don't believe you're really drinking. Post picture of your poison with time stamp

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>>39246585
>girls at work is dying from cancer, really feel bad about it
>achieved my first prostate orgasm
>getting my own place soon

biggest things happening in my life rn desu.

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>>39246658
I don't feel like timestamping, but here's a google search of what I'm drinking. This and blue Royal, Tuborg classic and green.

>2d political compass

>>39246511
One spot up and one spot to the right of the OP

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>>39246511
>tfw to intelligent to be an SJW cuck or altistic right stormdrain

>>39246508
they wash their ass?

>>39246508
>>39246535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNaegVrOqxo

Don't be a fat shit with a leaky greasy asshole.

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>senior year
>graduating with absolute meme degree in spring
>however zero dollars in debt
Should I just become a NEET after uni?

>doing mandatory meeting with advisor (female)
>mention japanese
>"Most of the CS people I've advised are taking japanese."
How unbearable is this class going to be?

>>39246533
you could at least try to find a job, ask your advisor about finding job opportunities
>t. polisci major with internship lined up after graduation

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>Dad discovered the door to the dildo dimension

How? My cloaking spell was perfect.

>>39246565
That noise is tied so poorly wtf

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>>39246470
>Janitor joined the jizz jamboree

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

masturbate every day to tg erotica.
not a virginian.

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>>39246457
>age
19
>occupation
Nothing, going through college
>virgin or not
Kissless, hugless virgin
>top fetishes
/ss/
femdom, but nothing that inflicts pain, so I guess gentle femdom
thighs/hips
rule34
milf
doujins/hentai/porn involving young looking guys banging older broads
>amount you masturbate in a day/2 days
about 3 times a day

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>>39246572
>16 year olds on r9k have had more sex than you