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Why are you wasting your life?
Why aren't you helping to better the world?
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>>38947899
because the universe is inherently unstable and will self destruct in 3 years
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because i'm in full body pain 100% of the time and fatigued and i don't make enough money to fix it, no insurance no nothing. my depression also makes me not give a shit. dont know if i would give a shit if i wasn't either because ive never not felt terrible. there u go. fuk of
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>>38947899
It takes money to make money.

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How do you deal with the fact that you don't have any talents?
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Get good at something.

Grind > Talent
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>>38948003
shut the fuck up /ic/.
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There's 7 billion people, vast majority of those 7 billion don't have any talent either.

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HOLY SHIT GUYS ! I just started my theatre lessons (My mom begged me to do it, so did my psicologist, I'll get good boy points for that) And today, as it was the first day, we had to introduct ourselves and all that gay shit, but at one point the guy said:

>Look at the closest person to you. Look at her in the eye. Get closer, feel her.
I looked at a QT that was near me, and we just stared at each other
>Now, hug, hug as tight as you can ! Make your willy touch her pussy (forced voice and laugh*)
I GAVE MY FIRST HUG YOU FAGGOTS !! CYA VIRGINS FUCK YEAH, MY WILLY TOUCHED A VAGINA ! Damn, I'm so pumped, feels good to be a Chad Thundercock
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>>38947815
>theatre lessons
She only accepted the hug because she thinks you're gay.
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>>38947853
More like they forewarned the class that a "very special young man" (retarded) would be soon joining them, and they should all be nice.
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>>38947853

T-thats not true.
SHE LOVES ME AND WE'LL HAVE 3 KIDS TOGETHER

Give some amazing pics from before 2010. Like just some good, nostalgic shit.
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HOW CAN YOU BE NOSTALGIC FOR 7 YEARS AGO
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>>38947808
People 11 years old 7 years ago can use this site.
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>>38947808
Excuse me, you seem to have missed the purpose of anonymous image boards.
Drop the name, or be filtered.

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about 8 months ago i made a thread about me leaving r9k on account of having a gf. though i thought i would never make my return i come here with news of a different sort then you or i expected

lads, last night i lost my chance of becoming a wizard

i got laid

though i never thought i would be able to make this bread, AMA
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What did you like more, getting laid or not becoming a wizard?
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>>38947863
getting laid, gonna miss the possibility of using dank magick though
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>>38947672
You may have lost your virginity, but there is one thing that will never change. You're still a faggot, OP.

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>Dad catches lizard in the living room
>Decides to release it back outside
>Afterward I look at my dad and say
>"At least it wasn't an insect."
>I said that because I hate all manner of insects
>Dad says
>"Well they're kind of the same thing."
>I look at him and say
>"Dad. Lizards are reptiles."
>Dad just says whatever and walks off

Holy shit
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at least your dad fucked a girl
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>>38947662
Your dad sounds like he has the tism. Apple don't fall far from the tree anon, so you better get yourself checked
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>>38947662
He means that they're both pests and they get everywhere, anon, you fucking mong.

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Anyone else ruined by /r9k/?

>drinking with gf and friends
>we walk towards this short pasty looking kid
>one of my friends shrieks WHAT UP UGLY right in his face
>nerdy kid gets startled falls to the ground
>everyone cracks jokes as we walk past him
>I snap and call him a fucking nigger
>get my ass kicked
>go home with gf while she calls me a racist
>no sex
People are fucking cunts. I'm sorry for anyone here that was bullied in the past.
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You called the short pasty kid a nigger, or your friend?
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wish I never took the black pill

now I'm stuck with that feel.
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>>38947842
I called my friend a nigger

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We're all gonna make it, robots

If he can make it, we all can
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>>38947583
Sheeeeee looks mentally ill broe
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But he's charming and confident. We're not.
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>it's not pizza
RRREEEEEEEEE

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>be 27
>no real work experience other than some shit jobs that lasted a week or month
/DESPAIR/
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>>38947548
Try Kroger. Those places are desperate for help
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>>38947548
34 here. I last worked at age 19. At this point I welcome death like an old friend.
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>baby due in less than a month
>girlfriend still working
>im an unemployed neet

sounds bad

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>stressful day at work
>verge of screaming multiple times
>reach into shirt and claw at own shoulder
>immediately feel at ease

am i alright?
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>>38947491
In my book at least
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>>38947491
nope, that's not normal
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Pretty normal to me OP
you're fine as long as you don't start thinking of hurting other people on a hourly basis
But self harm and suicidal tendencies are pretty normal desu~

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For all intents and purposes we're now in "the future" depicted in many 80s/90s films. Even the "futuristic" year 2000 was 17 years ago. What do you think of the way things have gone since then? Did you ever expect this?
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>Things are getting better but everyone thinks things are getting worse
>The end result is we end up feeling actually worse due to self-inflicted thoughts

The tech gets smarter and the people get dumber
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>>38947456
>they thought it'd get better
>post-2000s was just humans fucking around again
It won't get any better. Humans are flawed. We'll be extinct before too long, anyway. We'll be gone with almost no trace, and any life left on earth afterwards will be too stupid to care
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How did you guys feel when early-mid 2000s culture concluded in 2006? Sad? Bittersweet?

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>employer hires a contract project manager for a big month long project
>Turns out shes a qt from France
>Petite brunette who pulls off the mousy librarian look
>She's kind, intelligent, funny, and good natured
>Becomes my oneitis in less than 2 weeks of working together
>She also has a bf back home
>Fuck this bullshit, I wanna die
>Go to Chicago for a weekend in order to cool off
>Hanging out at a friend's party in Chicago getting drunk
>He introduces me to an old family friend of his
>Turns out shes a qt from Venezuela
>5 foot tall spitfire who throws bantz and wears classy clothing
>She's sexual, daring, witty, and mischievous
>I flirt with her cause I'm so drunk I couldn't care.
>She flirts back and we make out like horny teenagers
>She doesn't put out but she does tell me that I'm hers and no one elses
>Oh fuck I gotta go back home to work
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>>38947349
>posting this thread again
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>>38947349
>Refreshed and don't act so beta in front of French qt
>I engage in discussions with her as an equal.
>Don't hide behind white knighting, tell her my true viewpoints and defend them
>French qt and I hang out a lot more at work and after
>Venezuelan spitfire calls me every night and we flirt and banter.
>Venezuelan spitfire gets so suggestive and her comments aren't even lewd at face value yet still rock hard
>I throw out that I should fly back to Chicago so we can go on an actual date
>Back at work, French qts contract is almost done. We all go to drink with her one last time.
>She and I talk alot about our lives. Out of nowhere she grabs my hand. I don't pull back
>She and I are the only people from work at the bar. She leans in. I can't.
>She knows why, her bf back home. "Come to Paris Anon, it should be fine then."
>Tears roll down her eyes. This is hard and confusing for her.
>She flew to Paris the next day.
>Venezuelan spitfire and I have one of our long phone calls. We throw shade at each other and its hilarious.
>She laughs really hard at a Maduro joke I made and has trouble catching her breath.
>"Anon you get me. Its been a long time since I've felt this happy"
>Her pause on the other line is very telling. "This feels very real. And I only met you 2 weeks ago."
>I just go all uh-huh
>"Anon, I don't wanna just fuck, I think about holding your hand"
>She asks if I think about flying to Chicago for a proper first date. I say yes but don't know when.
>"Anon come back to Chicago, its all I want right now"


>French qt left Friday and my last call with Venezuelan spitfire was Sunday night.

Guys, no memeing.... What do?
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>>38947349
>She doesn't put out but she does tell me that I'm hers and no one elses

as someone who has dated ONLY venezuelan and colombian women, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no wait he's serious HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do liberals seem to have such burning contempt for Southern people? They get mad if you say black people are backwards inbred low-IQ trash niggers, but they're quick to call you a backwards inbred low-IQ trash redneck who fucks your sister when you say you voted for Trump.
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>>38947344
It's just a form of elitism, a way to make themselves feel better. I live in the south and know a lot of "rednecks". Some are trash but a lot of them are just simple hard-working people
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You can just call northerners faggoty bearded nu-males back
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>>38947344
Simple anon. When your life is shit, people tend to resort to taking a moral high ground, since it's the only way they can have any sort of esteem for them self (I am a valuable person because I have higher morals than you). Ultimately, this type of extremism tends to box them further out from society, pushing them to more moral extremes. It's a vicious cycle

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whaaat was the last time someone hugged you? ya
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>>38947339
like a month ago
this guy really wanted a hug out of me and bear hugged me hard as i stood like a stick
also some girls
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i don't know, i've only been hugged a handful of times since i was a small child. it's been at least a few years. i really miss it, honestly. i remember hugs being really warm and soft and comforting.

are you lonely op?
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>>38947936

>are you lonely op?

I am

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What do robots, at this point I'm only willing to take advice from other fellow robots.

>23 year old robot
>lifelong depression
>attempted suicide twice some months ago
>literal drug addict
>went to rehab, stayed sober 2 months
>relapsed again
>use 24/7 again
>feel sick again
>chest hurts and I'm slender
>try going to NA meetings but it's full of Chads and Stacies
>genuinely hate everyone else

I am lost. I have a job but I might lose it soon. I am too pussy to kill myself and I can't stop using. I can't sit in NA meetings, I just leave after some minutes because everyone else's shit nauseates me.

I just want to be happy, believe me I try, but it's hard.
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>>38947327
pls respond

oregano 69
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>>38947327
You're probably highly intelligent; highly sensitive; and have a genuine heart. Unfortunately, many times it is not uncommon for men like who have these traits that I described to be lonely and isolated.
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>>38947327
My advice to you is to JUST DO THINGS and stop STOP THINKING so much. Average people have a tendency just to do a lot more than think. They're also more socially and materialistic ally driven. For someone like me, seeking out high music and high art is the pinnacle of a quality life. But for many others it may just be making money fucking bitches or hanging out with friends. Do all this stuff but just do it. I'm still a virgin but I know if I want to fuck I just have to make the effort to find a girl. It may have to be any girl.. just as long as she doesn't have any stds

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