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>got the courage to text a girl i had a crush on in my class on instagram
>told her "do you want to drink nyquil and talk about cats"
>we both like cats
>the world didn't end
You guys should try this I might be friend zoned but it boosts the confidence bar
Also /x/ pepe
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>>35337916
Dear /x/fag, please go back to making spoopy shitposts on your turtle board. Also have fun either being treated like shit by Stacy , or staying in the friendzone purgatory.
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>>35338092
Thank you friend
I am a native /r9k/ user
I think our conversation is going well
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> Male
> 19 years old
> Handsome
> Has autism
> Hates humanity (especially women)
> Masturbates to anime girls only
> Would kill himself, but he's a pussy
What should I do?
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>>35337913
ride it out and see where it goes for 5 years.
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>>35337913
Well you should kill yourself obviously
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>>35337913
nothing, like the rest of us
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My life is a series of failures due to being lazy and forgetful, brief periods were I get the motivation to change and then the realization that I never will.
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hang on that sound like me
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>>35337907
I;m with you robot
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>>35337907
im such a piece of shit haha
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Do normies lack empathy? Why or why not?
Are millennials especially callous? Why or why not?
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>>35337868
>yes
>they're subhuman scum
>yes
>too complicated to explain
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>>35337950
Do you have aspergers? Aspies cant explain why people are the way they are but they have an idea of it but cant put it into words....im also an aspie..
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>Been going fine for a few days
>Seems like me fixing diet and exercising and getting proper sleep really did put a lot of my mental complications in check
>Hey I felt like a normal person for a whole week
>Woke up today
>Groggy, tired, not in the mood for anything
>Angry for no reason
>Intrusive though
>Physical ticks
>Intense suicidal thought again
>Looked down on the ground from my top floor window in the apartment for hours
Holy shit this is hell there is no hope for me
Once I stop being a pussy and end it It'll all be better
How are you guys feeling
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you were able to be normal for a week. That's good. Some people aren't able to do that. It's normal to fall back sometimes.
just saying.
I feel fine. Done almost nothing today.
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Had a break up a week ago. She was fucking perfect and also my only friend. I spend all day crying now and i constantly want to die.
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>>35338567
>Had a break up a week ago.
;(((
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If I screw up one more time with a girl, I might just quit everything and become a hermit.
Hey, /r9k/, why don't you all just become hermits?Or join convent if you're religious? All you will miss is the internet.
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don't have the cash for it
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>>35337793
Convert to Mormonism
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Anyone else here think niggers are horridly ugly?
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so you admit that white people can't be robots
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yes
I thought john boyega was a terrible choice for the star wars film because his nose takes up 50% of any scene he's in
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>>35337767
OOGA BOOGA, WUT U SAY WITE BOI?
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Which is worse, not getting any replies to your thread, or having a few telling you you are retarded and should kys?
>inb4 comments telling me I'm retarded and should kms
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hi do you like dogs
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first chinlet pepe. Feelsbadman.jpg
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>>35337752
Not op but i love dogs
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>No one's looking! Quick, kiss me!
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>this thread again
is the fucking internet trying to turn me into a furry now? First they made me like traps, now animals. No brakes on the degeneracy train.
That fox is cute tho
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>>35337715
Fuck off, I've been down that route and it wasn't cool.
Seriously I fucked my own dog once and it didn't feel all great. Why do women enjoy being drilled? Goddamn.
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>>35338212
I'm pretty sure you were supposed to be the one getting fucked, not the one fucking
>be Mexican American
>took AncestryDNA test
>results read that my European admixture has significant British, Irish, and Western Europe ancestry and insignificant Iberian and Italian/Greece ancestry
>mfw that's why my family most likely came to the U.S. to be with the gringos and not the wops
>but also have significant Native American ancestry
>my life is a lie
how the fuck did that happen?
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You aren't special. All my ancestors have lived in Nuevo Leon and my dna test said i have more european heritage than native american.
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>>35337704
>Native American
Which one? The ones in the south are not the ones who lived there USA exists today.
Native women being whores to the conquerors. Women get wet for winners and betray their men
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>>35337831
AncestryDNA just says Native American, besides migration was from North to South into the Americas so even if my natives are from Tierra del Fuego they still had to cross the present-day lands of the U.S. to get to where they now are
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What does /r9k/ think of my adorable little daughter, Ebrietas?
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VAGINA FACE
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>>35337675
Very cute OP 10/10 would hug
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>>35337675
So you are the cosmos?
She's a qtpi.
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>be me age 14
>horny virgin
>be sitting at computer home alone
>watch hentai because muh horny autism
>feel draft as door opens
>OHSHIT.png
>mom came home and i didnt hear her
>open steam library to hide anime titties
>she walks up to me and starts talking to me, no idea wtf she is saying because loud hentai
>if i take the headphones off she will hear
>ear destroying "NYAAAAAAAA" destroys ears
>stare at her pretending i can hear her
>see she has stopped talking
>i just say "YES" way too loud
>she leaves room
>bullet dodged
>mfw to this day i still have no idea what i said yes to
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>>35337563
Keybord had no mute button?
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>>35337595
just one of the many flaws i have taken care of since then
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>tfw made a gay for pay post over yikyak at my college
>tfw my selling point is im straight
>tfw i'm actually bicurious
now i can suck a dick AND get paid for it
truly the dream
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>>35337536
Enjoy ur aids.
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>>35337536
>thinking people actually care about your sexuality
Gay people would fuck nearly anyone anyway desu.
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>>35337736
>Enjoy ur aids.
what if he is a virgin who only fucks virgins
Anyone else watch Junjou Romantica? I'm a faggot now. And I'm ok
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Yeah man a few years ago
Got me through some ronery nights
Pic related is my favorite couple
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>>35337519
shit taste
>terrorist
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>>35337594
>anon doesn't like gentle giants and older ukes
I don't understand
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>tfw hairlet
Anyone else have really thin/balding hair? What do you do against it?
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Ru58841 or finasteride or dutasteride.
I'm on RU. Working.
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>>35337472
Mines pretty shitty and it's going to look disgusting soon if it doesn't already
I'm just gonna go hard on all the meds and I'm trying to take care of my health but it's hard because my parents are like the poorest people in the world.
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>>35337472
Thankfully(?) my balding was linked to hypothyroidism that itself was the symptom of my body fighting off an infection that I had for years.
Once I went to the hospital and got my shit fixed, coconut oil actually boosted my metabolism and thyroid levels. It stopped my dramatic balding and now I can actually see hair growing back.
It has to be virgin coconut oil though. Also you eat it, not rub it on your head or anything.