>tfw you used to have these moments with your bf but now he's gone
i might end it soon, fellow robots
>>37986801
why did he leave you, roastie
>>37986822
he went on to fucking another girl
>>37986801
>fellow
you're not a robot, at WORST you're a cyborg but I highly doubt it
>ask a question
>anon is hostile to me
>reply in a respectful manner
>anon apologizes and answers my question
>immediately become hostile to him
>>37986788
How the hell does Pepe manage to shoot his load so that it looks like ectoplasm?
>come into a thread
>arrangement I support is losing
>immediately join the argument I'm against and act like a babbling retard to undermine it
>>37986907
>enter thread
>see argument i don't care about and know nothing about
>make stupid arguments for both sides
>get bored and leave thread without even checking the end result
Hello dear Anons,
Post the comfiest music you have, like stuff you'd enjoy on a midnight walk
Here's mine
https://youtu.be/AJvCnFqSViA?t=10m59s
If this stuff's good I might even make a playlist on youtube.
>>37986772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlwM2aGMef0
here
https://soundcloud.com/inneroceanrecords/sets/monk-leaving
lofi hi is my go to /comfy/
>>37986863
fi*
inner ocean records has more stuff like this check em out
So we had a chart thread a couple hours ago and I told some guy I'd rate his if he rated mine. He did rate mine but I forgot to rate his. If you're on here anon, you have good tastes in pokemon. Also chart thread
>>37986758
>not posting template
dead thread
Alternative template
Tell me you love me originally
Are there anytrapshere i can talk to :3 I lovetrapsthey are so cute
I may not look like it but I am a trap at heart anon, so talk away.
>>37986747
Why dont you start transitioning?? :3
>>37986706
i have a trap gf she is pretty cute but she has a stub for a hand
>Robots, imagine your oneitis ends up dating you.
Now imagine Chad walking up to your oneitis and asks for her to be with him.
Do you really think she's going to say no?
You are so fixated on getting a girlfriend that you haven't even considered the impossibility of KEEPING her.
>>37986693
Already happened and they said no.
>>37986860
>robots
You're calling yourself a robot you piece of shit?
>>37986901
This just in: anon finds out girlfriends aren't a magical cure to being socially retarded. More at 11.
>be me
>get home from gym
>hungry as hell
>order food from Uber eats
>guy Brings my food
>his name is chad
>typical chad douche, wearing backwards hat and blaring future.
>take food say thanks and walk away.
>pic related
>>37986671
Thanks OP. This reminded me to listen to Future. He's dope asf
>>37987533
FUCKING NORMALFAG
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
JESUS CHRIST STOP THE NORMIES ON /R9K/
>>37987637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJC8JqenXo
AINT FOR YOU THOT/ ITS FOR THEM OTHER NIGGAS/ IT AINT FOR YOU SHAWTY/ ITS FOR THEM OTHER BITCHES
How can you not like Future?
I have about 300 dollars from waging for a week. What should I buy? I bought gta 5, but refunded it because I can't transfer my last gen character. I was thinking about buying that Kung Fury jacket, but might might not after all. I need something new to fill the void. Should I just save it?
>>37986636
buy yourself the willpower to quit your slave job. be a NEET
>>37986651
This job is part of my college course. I call it a job, but it's really an internship.
>>37986636
contact rockstar if you haven't, they still give some people transfers
Did the anon who wrote this still lurks? We should ask him for more text. This is so good! Post more caps on women if you have!
>he thinks a guide to women on 4chan will get him laid
>>37986613
> someone actually wasted his time to write all this drivel
Talk about autism.
>>37986613
>Women are dogs
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
GUYS EMERGENCY, I have my passed out cousin who I picked up early from a party cuz she got wasted and her friends called me to pick her up, what should I do now???
>>37986483
Slowly peel her pants down. Take pictures. Make you have something in your hand as a decoy in case you get caught. Like food or something.
piss on her senpai
Call her mother immediately
Why is it that when a man enters a relationship with a woman with children from a prior relationship he's called a cuck, but when some anon talks about his mom dating some guy, the guy always seems to be shown as the alpha in the situation?
Really gets the almonds cooking.
>>37986476
Because anon is an adult. Big difference between dating someone with adult children and having to pay for and help raise snotty kids
Cause usually the robots are from lower class backgrounds where break ups are way more common, stupid people are highly volatile and seriously lack impulse control, they take drugs etc. all sorts of factors break up families in these cases.
So alpha poor men still need to fuck and they still want a place to stay and 90% of the women have a kid from somewhere and somewhen.
>>37986476
if you stay and provide for her you're the cuck, if you just fuck her you're cucking her son
>tfw you realize how easy suicide actually is
just tie a bed sheet to something strong and then tie it around your neck lean into till you cant breath and within 10 seconds you can feel your self starting to get dizzy. all you gotta do is hold that position until you pass out and then provided you're in the right position so that you dont come out of the strangle hold when you pass you will die without feeling any pain
my suicide is inevitable now
you feel like you're choking before you get light headed
>>37986488
wrong
you pass out before even realizing your choking. i remember people in highschool used to choke each other out in the playground. theres absolutely no choke reflex involved
>>37986488
If you find a good position to constrict only the carotid arteries while leaving jugular uninterrupted, you will faint without even noticing. If you feel a strong pressure in your head, it means you're constricting the jugular as well.
Burn me the fuck alive
burn my body up
burn me up in a 12 gallon drum
kill my asshole ass MOTHERFUCKER
>>37986427
Name, you fucking hyperfag?
>>37986427
if that's who I think it is...
fuck fuck
no
FUCK
>>37986427
OP what's her discord?
Did you live your life today or did you waste it?
>>37986425
I spent the day on here talking with the robots.
I know I wasted it but I can't think of a better way to have spent it given my life situation.
I know for a fact I wouldn't want a job
>>37986425
I slept until about 5:30pm, sat around for three hours, and played forza bit. Currently sitting around thinking about where it all went so wrong and if it can be fixed.
shut up death you bitch, you'll have me soon enough
>obsessing over a girl I haven't talked to in over a year
>still think about her and the chances I had in the middle of the night when I can't sleep
>living the rest of my life in regret
Who else has this /feel/
She gets fucked on the reg. Thinks about you every now then. You dont want her smelly pussy you need a fresh one
Spent more than 3 years obsessed with a girl from work that turned me down. Never spoke to her or looked at a picture of her again, but kept thinking aboit her every night. I think I'm over it, but it's still too early to know...
>>37986626
Fuck I rather have her nasty hole rather than any other 40 year old hooker I can afford on the street. Only girl I had an actual chance with. Back to masterbating to ladyboys and foot fetish for me lol