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>>36738185
Garbage 3k techies spammer reporting in

>>36738185
I load it up and play a couple games in 2k about every 2 weeks or so
any more than that and the shitty attitudes of the peruvian kids get to me

Wanted to post a discord but it's filtering as spam, I'll add you if you leave your steam info

>>36738180
women are too obsessed with themselves to think of the feelings of men they perceive to be "lower value"

I had a beta orbiter once and it was exhausting. He was so fucking boring I could feel the life leaving my body after more than 10 minutes of talking to him. I ghosted him and felt really bad but I couldn't do it anymore. Maybe some extrovert Stacy/failed Stacy would enjoy it, but introvert fembots wouldn't.

>>36738180
they just rationalize hard 'oh we're just friends' and if he ever overtly crosses that barrier 'he betrayed our friendship! now i don't have to feel bad for cutting him out of my life'

ez pz

Raziel? Did you grow wings at puberty or something? Did your father name you that to warn you that he'll throw you in a pit of souls if you get too uppity?

>>36738150
Now I want a dreamcast again. Thanks.

HEY YO RAVIOLI HOW YOU DOIN'?

>No ass

Sorry anonnette, I'm going to have to send you to the Shadow Realm.

>8.2ft giga nigga, nappy hair, nice ass

>>36738114
we gon watch animes and play zeldas u dig

>>36738114
>3 feet tall, balding gray hair and what is technically a penis
I'm going to stare at you for 73 minutes, then cum in your hair while singing "Mr. Brightside".

>>36738103
Why not hydrofluoric?

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>>36738159
What's nine plus ten?

>>36738103
no one but me remembers what the fuck you're talking about you idiot, you should have just written it down or saved the thread.

Man they both take manlet to a whole new level
Surely you can find someone a bit closer to your own size?

suggest a threesome

>>36738083
i am seriously considering this. how do i bring it up?

>>36738081
basic robot ignored

>>36737934
I had the same problem.
Don't masturbate before sex or you lose sensitivity, problem is you get more sensitive and cum in less time.
I solved it by not using condom

>>36737934
the people who tell you to just set it on top and roll it on are wrong, you have to kind of pull it apart like a baloon, stretch it over your dick and then smooth out the air bubbles

>>36738077
I tried that meme the first few times but now I know to stretch it over but it still barely fits and doesn't even roll on properly because it's so tight

Seems like you're on adderall right now by the way you type. Just kys getting addicted to prescription pills lmao I

>>36737912
Just go see a psychiatrist and fill out the assessment forms or whatever. And say you think adderall would be best for your ADHD

>>36737912
Same boat anon, awaiting replies, to sketched for darknet

turn it up
sing your shit animu music louder
spite that bitch

>>36737919
maybe not sing, but do play music louder. This is who you are, anon. Embrace it.

>>36737951
I keked irl

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Bump. I need to know please.

>>36737831
There goes my one week of nofap
More pls

>>36738544

All it took was a couple mediocre sole pics with only slightly attractive ~28-32 year old women?

lol you're weak.

>>36737821
What? People go for 10/10s? I thought they were just for show

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>>36737821
>have to be better looking than 70 percent of men AND be funny

>>36737821
this was made by a 6 with no sense of humor

>>36737799
Hold your waifu. She'll always be there for you.

>>36737799
holy fuck anon. Same fucking boat. Hold on there I think we need new friends but I can take a wild guess and say that were not too good at that. Anon Im mvoing soon so I get a new start and its kind of scary but I hope your able to do the same

>>36738515
I hope so too man
making meaningful friendships is fucking hard
best of luck
>mfw I've had several "new starts"

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where do u live, you flaming fucking fag

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>>36737781
The bushes by your college campus, not even memeing, or the bus station.. get used to it quick.

>>36737808

I'm near New York City.

>it's another post telling robots to stay alone, sad and to keep suffering just because
Hmmm.

>tfw I fell for the bf from 4chan meme

what a fucking mistake.

>>36737777
nice digits btw

I meant that in an original way.

>>36737773
with random people who had nothing interesting to discuss

Eric had broken his nose and was crying from the pain at this point

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>>36737773

Freshman and sophomore year I sat with my big group of friends that I somehow had

Junior year they were all graduated and gone so I sat with the only friend I had left

Senior year I sat in the library by myself