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Is the Dark web a meme? Could I actually buy adderall off of it and not fall into honeypot?
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>>36738294
I see you read my thread.
I'm gonna go the shrink route. Let's hope the voodoo is in my favor.
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>>36737912
this is you, isn't it. Reevaluate your life.
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>>36738294
Yes. It's a meme. Any website that isn't dead is a honeypot, and finding any website that isn't on the hidden wiki is damn near impossible, since all the hidden wiki sites are either honeypots, dead, of only link to surface web sites and provide the same shit you could find on the surface web.

can someone pleeeeeease buy me playerunknown's battlegrounds on steam?

I'll play it with you too, if you want :3
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bumping because notice me, faggots
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kill yourself degenerate weeaboo faggot

that or get a job and get it urself
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game is shit

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Was wondering how many of you played dota/if you would want to stack sometime. I don't really care how good you are, having people to play with is a lot better than solo queueing RMM. I can make a discord if people want one
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>>36738185
Garbage 3k techies spammer reporting in
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>>36738185
I load it up and play a couple games in 2k about every 2 weeks or so
any more than that and the shitty attitudes of the peruvian kids get to me
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Wanted to post a discord but it's filtering as spam, I'll add you if you leave your steam info

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What does it feel like having beta orbiters? Do you feel sorry for them?
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>>36738180
women are too obsessed with themselves to think of the feelings of men they perceive to be "lower value"
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I had a beta orbiter once and it was exhausting. He was so fucking boring I could feel the life leaving my body after more than 10 minutes of talking to him. I ghosted him and felt really bad but I couldn't do it anymore. Maybe some extrovert Stacy/failed Stacy would enjoy it, but introvert fembots wouldn't.
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>>36738180
they just rationalize hard 'oh we're just friends' and if he ever overtly crosses that barrier 'he betrayed our friendship! now i don't have to feel bad for cutting him out of my life'

ez pz

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>tfw your dad litterally names you after the main character in legacy of main (soul reaver)
i am cursed to forever have me name be mispronounced
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Raziel? Did you grow wings at puberty or something? Did your father name you that to warn you that he'll throw you in a pit of souls if you get too uppity?
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>>36738150
Now I want a dreamcast again. Thanks.
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HEY YO RAVIOLI HOW YOU DOIN'?

Describe yourself. The anon above you is your sex slave. Say what you would do to him/her.

Me: brown eyes brown hair average white girl with no ass.
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>No ass

Sorry anonnette, I'm going to have to send you to the Shadow Realm.
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>8.2ft giga nigga, nappy hair, nice ass

>>36738114
we gon watch animes and play zeldas u dig
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>>36738114
>3 feet tall, balding gray hair and what is technically a penis
I'm going to stare at you for 73 minutes, then cum in your hair while singing "Mr. Brightside".

http://www.hvchemical.com
Just ordered a gallon of formic and a gallon on sulfuric.

Link me the spoonfed on this process again
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>>36738103
Why not hydrofluoric?
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>>36738159
What's nine plus ten?
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>>36738103
no one but me remembers what the fuck you're talking about you idiot, you should have just written it down or saved the thread.

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>bf is 5"
>his best friend is 10"
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Man they both take manlet to a whole new level
Surely you can find someone a bit closer to your own size?
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suggest a threesome
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>>36738083
i am seriously considering this. how do i bring it up?

>>36738081
basic robot ignored

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>go to have sex with girl
>go to put condom on
>it can barely even get on and doesn't stay on properly and ruins the sex

my dick isn't even that big
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>>36737934
I had the same problem.
Don't masturbate before sex or you lose sensitivity, problem is you get more sensitive and cum in less time.
I solved it by not using condom
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>>36737934
the people who tell you to just set it on top and roll it on are wrong, you have to kind of pull it apart like a baloon, stretch it over your dick and then smooth out the air bubbles
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>>36738077
I tried that meme the first few times but now I know to stretch it over but it still barely fits and doesn't even roll on properly because it's so tight

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I have determined that I need adderall to function. How do I get a shrink or other witch doctor to agree with this assessment so that I can unfuck myself?
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Seems like you're on adderall right now by the way you type. Just kys getting addicted to prescription pills lmao I
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>>36737912
Just go see a psychiatrist and fill out the assessment forms or whatever. And say you think adderall would be best for your ADHD
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>>36737912
Same boat anon, awaiting replies, to sketched for darknet

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Cousin just texted me and told me to be quiet, I was singing weeb music and she is in the next room. What do.
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turn it up
sing your shit animu music louder
spite that bitch
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>>36737919
maybe not sing, but do play music louder. This is who you are, anon. Embrace it.
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>>36737951
I keked irl

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Will girls let you lick their feet if you ask them? It's open toe season and I'm seeing some good stuff. Would it be rude to ask if I can partake in some tasty toes?
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Bump. I need to know please.
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>>36737831
There goes my one week of nofap
More pls
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>>36738544

All it took was a couple mediocre sole pics with only slightly attractive ~28-32 year old women?

lol you're weak.

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>just settle for a 7/10
Wow, why did I never think of that?
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>>36737821
What? People go for 10/10s? I thought they were just for show
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>>36737821
>have to be better looking than 70 percent of men AND be funny
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>>36737821
this was made by a 6 with no sense of humor

>every time I spend time with others it feels like there is no depth to our interactions, years of isolation/rejection have dulled my emotions and interest in other people
>still strongly desire friendship, companionship and affection
>frivolously buy videogames/manga to fill the void
>for the first time in my life no matter how much I immerse myself in escapism I find it completely unfulfilling
>lay in my bed with a maddening desire to hold someone
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>>36737799
Hold your waifu. She'll always be there for you.
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>>36737799
holy fuck anon. Same fucking boat. Hold on there I think we need new friends but I can take a wild guess and say that were not too good at that. Anon Im mvoing soon so I get a new start and its kind of scary but I hope your able to do the same
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>>36738515
I hope so too man
making meaningful friendships is fucking hard
best of luck
>mfw I've had several "new starts"

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My parents are kicking me out of the house, where can I go where I can sleep without having to worry about being murdered?
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where do u live, you flaming fucking fag
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>>36737781
The bushes by your college campus, not even memeing, or the bus station.. get used to it quick.
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>>36737808

I'm near New York City.


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