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is ass play a meme or what?
I have stuck a finger in my butt several times and it has NEVER felt good, not ONCE
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>>35851109
>I have stuck a finger in my butt several times and it has NEVER felt good, not ONCE
You need a bf for it to feel good
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>>35851118
that's gay as FUCK nigga what do you take me for
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>>35851109
>he hasnt bought a 12 dildo to perfectly hit his g spot and shoot hot ropes
cmon man
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>be mid twenties
>neet since I dropped out of highschool
>watch anime everyday mom brings home junkfood from work
>mom dies
>very sad
>bunch of professional looking people call me everyday talking about things I don't understand
>have a month left before they kick me out of apartment
Is this it?
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>bunch of professional looking people call me everyday talking about things I don't understand
can you explain this part anon?
also sorry to hear about your mom, can you apply for any sort of government help?
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Looks like it Anon.
I hope everything turns out alright for you do you atleast have a GED? Maybe you can apply for NEETbux.
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>>35851097
sorry about your mom dying, anon.
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Any semi-normies here get bored of sex with their gf? I usually just tell my gf to masturbate whenever she's horny. I'd rather just jerk off
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>>35851027
You know you're getting cucked, right?
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>>35851027
fuuucck youuu
meanwhile im so hungry for a woman i masturbate 20 times a day
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OP, let me be completely honest.
you're 110 percent normie
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>that cute boy you always stare it is starting to notice you always looking at him
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>>35850996
tfw no qt to homolust after me
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>>35850996
And he's going to beat you up, faggot! Hope the footage goes viral.
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>tfw 6'7" and have a crush on my cute 5'6" friend and don't know how to bring it up without seeming like a rapey giant
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>go on fit
>DUDE READ THE FUCKIN STICKY
>but i..
>DUDE JUST FUCKIN EAT LESS I CANT POST RIGHT NOW POSTING WITH BITCHES ON TINDER
>katty_parry_.music_mashup_2016.mp3 starts playing
nice fuckin board
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>>35850992
>dude just fuckin eat less
they're right though
stick the the /fat/ generals, maybe /fph/ threads for motivation
t. fatass that recently started using /fit/ and dieting/exercising
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>go on fit
>ask if halving my calorie count will make me lose weight
>READ THE STICKY
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>go on fit
>*takes breath*
>read the sticky
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ITT classics from your formative years on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo45o69HaKI
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>>35850986
You're ancient, huh? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8_DCEqD49o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwsiqQa1pw
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>>35851021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ljsPqIfPD0
>the literal birth of lolrandom internet humor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4wzwYeZ0Y
Like this comment if you watched these in the computer lab at school
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Tell us about your first time seeing tits /r9k/
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It was when i was in 5th grade. I was relaxing under some stairs with my then friend Madeline. It was a hot day and she was wearing a sweater, she decided to take it off but accidentally caught her shirt as well. Thats probably what fucked me up 2bh pham
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I was walking through new york when I was 21 years old, saw some naked women advertising a restaurant or something
nothing is magic or anything, wasn't even that hot cause they were wearing bodypaint
whatever man
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>>35850960
Looking in the mirror in middle school
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>Trying to diet but Mummy keeps buying me more food
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>>35850958
You're mums an enabler. But your the one putting it in your mouth.
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>>35850958
I like fat guys. Are you tall?
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>>35851098
I'm 6' tall.
Is that taII enough for you?
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Tfw you are closer to the eternal void everyday. Isn't it a nice feel anons?
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>>35850874
Thisfeels like being on a long way home.
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No it doesn't feel good because it's not happening fast enough. Can't God or who or whatever is in charge of existence just end me now? I don't want to wait and I'm too scared for suicide.
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>>35850874
>Tfw you are closer to the eternal void everyday. Isn't it a nice feel anons?
Whenever it happens I'll be ready, but going to be comfy until then.
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if i had a profile picture on facebook and i looked lets say 5/10
what are the % odds of some female randomly adding me if i had friends that have A LOT of friends
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>>35850846
The odds are not in your favor, sir. You are accursed.
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>>35850846
100%
Females don't follow your messages, but they'd be fine collecting you.
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>appealing to religion
I know that this is popular on normiebook, but please, just don't.
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>mom convinces me to get a therapist
>go in, asks me some very basic stuff (how I feel, what I do), 5 minutes later prescribes me some pills and tells me to see her next month
>tell to mom that this won't help and i don't want to be drugged
>"if that's what the therapist says you should do you should follow her advice"
>"try for a bit and see how you like it"
What kind of terrible meme is this? I thought seeing a therapist would help me feel better and talk things out.
Are therapists just drug dealers?
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>prescribes meds the same day
>tells you to see them next month
And they wonder why people shoot up schools. What a fucking joke.
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>>35850869
Well I have the phone number, she told me to call if there are any problems
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>>35850824
Out of curiosity, what were you prescribed?
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Quick remainder that whites can't be robots. Women of all races and types are handed to them on a silver platter, not to mention all the other perks they have in society.
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>>35850808
>remainder
can you atleast try to bait properly
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we still have to chase after them, and it is that inhuman lack of initiative and life force in the center of our hearts that makes us robots, whatever anyone else might say
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>>35850822
Only a white could have it so easy that he can afford to focus his efforts on a typo this much
>>35850831
Nah asian girls will literally come up to you
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>tfw got the job
OUTTA MY WAY NEET FUCKING SHITS
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Mr Noseberg's mansion and luxury yacht won't pay for themselves
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>>35850785
something something wagey wagecuck wageslave
actually getting a job is a good thing, you get money and you can save it, spend it on thinks you like or even buy a hooker
Meanwhile the neet has to ask mommy to buy something
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Well done famerino
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RATE YOUR WAIFU/oneitis 2017-03-28 08:23:54 Post No.35850692
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go to this website: https://everypixel.com/aesthetics
Post a pic of the result, and the neural network will finally tell you if your waifu a shit or not.
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>>35850692
I HAVE TO KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT, ALL MY WAIFU PICS ARE <10
BITCH ASS SOFTWARE CALLING MY WAIFU UGLY, SHOULD'VE BEEN DEAD IF IT WAS HUMAN
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This thing is garbage and only has the most basic bitch ability to decide if a picture is "awesome" or not.
I assume it's based on the amount of color and different shades alone.
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Hahah fuck
pic related her face when
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Going on my first date tomorrow, any tips on how to progress and not royally fuck up? I feel like most of /r9k/ have been romantics at one point, I'll appreciate any advice.
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treat like royalty or die like a peasant
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just talk about stuff. That's about it. Ask her about herself if you can't come up with anything. Idk dates always feel a little awkward and that's okay.
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>>35850680
Make sure to shower her with gifts and admit that you love her.
Make sure that she knows that you're a pushover who LOVES taking away all passion in anything you do by being far too easy to win.