>twink faggot in my class rejected me again
>>37289783
>>>/lgbt/I hope you get flattened by a bus
>>37289930
this, leave faggots omfg
>>37289930
Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger, I'm not gay. If anyones gay here it's you, with your faggy spoilers
Doge > Pepe
Doge used to be unfunny to me, but Frogposting has gotten so out of hand that I would actually like to see a Doge revival in favor of more frogs.
r8 this wojak (not mine)
>>37289547
I for one miss Doge.
>>37289547
At this point, I'll be fine with anything that isn't that stupid, disgusting frog.
anon you need to babysit helper for the day
last time I left him alone he almost drowned in the pool
>>37289530
oh sure I'll sit on him, that's for sure
>>37289564
CUM HEER U FUKER
>>37289530
Sure, I would love to take care of him, he is so lovely
Hey Helper, wanna make a cake with me ?
>new neighbour moves in and builds his own house right outside my window
>he sometimes talks to me on the rare occasion I go outside
>he lives alone, has two dogs and he's 20
>start a construction company (we live in a shithole so it's actually a good idea to have one)
>he's alone all the time, never invite friends over
>a few month later he does bring one friend
>then he invites more friends
>then there's a girl at his house from time to time
>eventually tells me she's his girlfriend
>fast forward a few years
>came to my house to tell me he got married with his gf
>hear them having hardcore sex that night
>both of them are practically screaming from pleasure
>9 month later start hearing a baby crying
>Now the kid is 3 years old
I've seen this guy have the most successful life one can have: he has his own house, dog, company, he has a wife that loves him and he has a kid. He'll get to experience his daughter first day of school, first day of high school, her leaving the house to go to an university, eventually learn that she'll get married and her moving out of her his's house to live with her husband. He'll live a happy life and will probably die with a smile on his face, knowing that, yes, he did it, he has one of the most happy life one can have.
Now look at me.
I'm alone, chubby, weak, a manlet (5'4.) I barely go outside because I get enough money with my parent's help. I'm kissless virgin since I'm buttfuck ugly and because I'm too much of a coward to go outside to talk to people, I'm also masturbating pretty much all the time. I'm a loser. I will most likely die alone, full of regret thinking of what my life could have been. He's the man I wish I was today, but I'll die alone with no one grieving for me.
>>37289450
Huh, you're probably right. You could always remain a loser or go out and improve yourself daily. The choice is yours.
>>37289450
>I'm a coward
You haven't forced yourself out of your comfort zone. You refuse to go through moments of extreme anxiety if you can avoid it. So you're right, you're a coward. The other guy took risks and it paid off. You said yourself he was alone for a significant amount of time.
you can only hope he drops dead of a heat attack in his 50s or 60s.
Robot on a 13 hour road trip here, bored as hell so ama
>>37289297
Where you heading
>>37289297
why you didnt took some weed with you?
>>37289347
Kennesaw, Georgia to Jamestown, New York
>>37289357
I was packing a mason jar full, but we have GA plates and it'll be a miracle if we don't get pulled over in New York
>be me
>take the day off work to spend time with gf
>be virgin, thought today would be my first time
>she told me she was a virgin too
>go pick her up and grab some pizza
>we watch a movie at my place
>about halfway through the movie we start making out
>she seems hesitant for soon reason
>ask her about it
>she tells me chad wanted a blowjob so she started to give him one, and she says eventually they just fucked because she couldn't finish him off
>ask why she gave Chad a blowjob but not me
>she says "well anon, Chads a lot better looking..."
>take her pizza and tell her to get the fuck out of my house
>she tells me she doesn't have a car
>make her walk home
God fucking fuck I thought this was a meme, I didn't realize all of them were actually like this
Was this while you were dating her? Did you get cucked?
If this is true I'm really sorry robot. At least she told you before you unknowingly fucked Chad's sloppy seconds. If anything else, you retained *some* dignity.
>>37289278
She just told me this today. she said it happened Wednesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtN7JmMUfZE
>...when I got circumcised at the age of 27...I lost about 40 to 50% sensation
Intact anons here should think twice before giving up so much sensory tissue of your penis. I know once in a while a couple guys will post about how they have phimosis and stuff, but that can be treated through a lot of less severe means than circumcision.
A lot of guys who were cut at birth/as kids really resent it and have suffered problems like too-tight skin that tears with erection, or not being able to fap without using a fake foreskin like a piece of cloth due to having been cut tight. Other guys with looser cuts have had issues with the skin partly fusing to the head. And on and on and on.
It's not nearly as benign an operation as they make it out to be. Some guys will be satisfied with the result but a lot of those who aren't really regret it and wish they could go back.
>Intact anons here should think twice before giving up so much sensory tissue of your penis.
nobody gets mutilated at an age of 10+ unless he's got a fetish or is misinformed by doctors.
>>37289800
Some guys get circumcised due to social pressure. This guy posted his story here a while ago I think.
>>37290219
Oh, it has a flag. I guess it was on another board.
Would you date a girl with bad skin?
>>37289072
Yes, because it makes them insecure about their appearances while also not being anything actually serious
Also, it can be covered with makeup
>>37289072
sure? If it's not contagious in any way, than it shouldn't matter.
If she's otherwise attractive, sure.
>Tfw studying for exams
>>37288892
>>37288829
Woah, a consecutive double image post
>>37288892
>tattoos
Absolutely origionally disgusting
Post more Revy please
28 year neetdome ended
Now a fastfood wagecuck.
Work 7 days a week, no offtime.
I want to fucking die.
>>37288820
>7 days a week
You're either a burger, or a third world ape.
It's not my fault you live in an anti-employee society.
>>37288820
Should've gotten a degree, loser. Now hurry up with those fries
>>37288856
Actually, here in America, it's illegal to have someone work 7 days a week. Every employee has to be given at least a 24 hour break during the 7 day week, so the most someone can work is 6 days.
>be femanon
>want a daughter
>get pregnant
>it's a boy!
>abort
>>37288562
>not wanting to raise son into a chad that will please mommy when she hits her 40s and get super extremely horny due to hormonal changes
You must be retarded.
>>37288562
You should've had him and gotten him the tightest circumcision possible. All men are sum and deserve to suffer
>Got pregnant
>The father did a 180 and refused to stick around
>Have the baby
>Threaten to throw it off a bridge if the father doesn't take it
>He's a single dad now and I'm free
Though he slammed me with child support in revenge though.
Why do asian guys get so mad about WMAF couples? There are whole internet forums dedicated to asian guys raging about this.
this is the stupidest fucking question to ask on this board
>>37288506
Why? I often see asian robots complain about this sort of thing.
And you guys do the same about blacks
why are 13/14 year olds so mature these days? i remember when people thought that sexy 15/16 year olds were crazy and 13 year olds looked ugly and like actual kids in awkward puberty
>>37288462
They're not, it's just that the few freaks of nature who hit puberty hard 3 years earlier than average get forwarded to everyone as super speeds because of how good the internet has become at facilitating this.
>>37288462
Hypersexualization becoming the norm.
Social media.
Internet - Especially Youtube. Celebrity. Porn.
It was all over for then once Kim became a respected celebrity.
Youtube i think. All the tutorials. Older style clothes for that age group. Girls have always wanted stuff intended for older girls. Wanted to be "mature" still consider it crazy that they skip the terrible teenage makeup phase and go straight into the serious shit i can't do even now.
That said i think its only guys who cant see through it. I know a 13 year old plastered in makeup when i see it
> ywn have a holodeck in your home and be able to fuck all girls from your qt folder
feels bad man
>>37288440
We're getting there, anon. We're getting there.
>>37288440
Am I the only one who doesn't want to fuck them but just cuddle or some fag shit like that ?
>>37288897
You are definitely not alone, my man.
>tfw my normie friends are more helpful, understanding and less judgmental (of robot things) than my robot friends
male robots are absolute trash. I will never look for male friends in this shithole again. you are all egocentric, hateful, have bad taste in vidya, are always broke, extremely boring, disloyal lying cheating orbiting trash.
us fembots at least look cute and can show some empathy. I want all malebots to die because you're all fucking useless. I have nothing against beta males but robots are the absolute worst. Please do the world a favor and kill yourselves, robots.
>>37288438
Cool story, bro. We all know you're a trap in disguise.
>>37288438
t.Roastie
Original desu
>>37288438
>tfw my normie friends are more helpful, understanding and less judgmental (of robot things) than my robot friends
They're trying to fuck you