Would you fuck BTS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKDppUjuvdM
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>>35669269
I'm wondering, do hapas also have to have eye surgery to not look like gooks?
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>>35669380
I personally prefer gook eyes. Not sure how a hapa would feel though.
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>>35669524
Pic related isn't "gook eyes". I mean the original Asian eye without eyelid surgery.
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Do you browse 4chan while crying or at the brink of tears?
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>>35669164
I do alot of things in that condition.
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I don't cry unless it's for other people/things. I don't feel like I have the right to cry because all of my problems are my fault
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>>35669164
If I'm crying I'm usually curled up on my bed or on the floor.
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If you some how bypassed the Robot life and found a womyn would you look forward to raising a child
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>TFW gaybot who really wants a daughter because of a vivid dream he had about raising one
>No idea how to actually make this happen
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If it wasn't for having children, I'd be giving up on women completely tbqh.
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Bypassing the robot life by finding a wymyn is very rare, for once you see what the abyss looks like you aren't likely to go back to it hoping it will accept you
The way to bypass the robotic life is to learn to be happy by yourself.
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Does anyone want to start a robot hunter/gatherer community? There's plenty of stuff to eat in the woods. We can hunt, eat bark, eat moss, eat wild onion, berries, mushrooms, dandelion roots. There's plenty of shit to eat. I think it could be done.
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>>35669131
I'll consider if you share the source.
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>>35669131
>eat bark, eat moss
Go ahead, I'll have a good laugh when they find your desiccated, frozen corpses.
Remember, all mushrooms are good to eat, poisonous mushrooms are a lie invented to keep the really tasty ones out of your hands. If it's bitter and spicy, chow down!
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I am studying ecology, and know some edible plants, but I am not sure what to think of this
Blackberries are excellent by the way
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>when she's taller than five foot four inches
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>>35669130
I knew it.
I was right.
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>>35669130
Nigga when she's taller than five-two.
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>>35669130
5'9 here
5'5 would be perf, she can wear heals and not tower over me
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rebirth/body transfer 2017-03-20 09:24:47 Post No.35669096
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Teach me how to transfer my consciousness and memories into a very cute little Japanese girl (can be baby/regain memories at 4) who has upper middle class parents.
Meme magic welcome.
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/x/ is welcome too. This is very important stuff here, okay?
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>kill self
profit
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>>35669156
Every time I do this my living situation gets worse until I'm reborn a poor nigger with aids in Africa and have to work my way back up the karma chain.
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>Fail a test
>go play some vidya to forget it
>some fag keeps killing me
>ragequit and cry
>drink a bit to calm down
>post on the chans, my only human interactiong
>forget to pick an image to post this
>punch the desk, now hand hurts
How was your day?
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>>35669081
Im so sorry anon
I hope the rest of your days are better
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>>35669151
Thanks.
Also eyes hurt from being awake early from stress, games and crying but i dont wanna go to sleep
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>>35669081
>asked out crush/friend who I thought liked me last week
>she rejected me in a nice way but I made it worse by bringing up stuff from the past
>didn't respond a few days later when I wished her happy St. Patty's day (she's part Irish)
>dreaded meeting her in class today
>she was absent which felt worse somehow
>left class and talked with my friend about Samurai Jack near the school's abandoned cafeteria area
>go home
>eat leftover pizza
>post on 4chan
Hope your future tests aren't like this one, OP.
>that annoying clingy sperg on Steam that won't stop messaging you all day asking the most inane questions or sending youtube links to unfunny as fuck videos or shitty music
>that autist that keeps opening conversations with stuff like "boop" and the likes and won't stop fucking doing it
>that autistic faggot that won't stop posting "ironic" shitpost comments on your profile
Steam friends HATE thread?
Let's talk about Steam and it's autistic userbase.
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you sound like an autistic faggot that takes everything too seriously lol
be glad that anyone even wants to talk to a retard like you
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>2B avatar
>glitchy cyberpunky gifs on artwork
>all black profile, including background/badges/groups
Very original.
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>>35669008
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kalansilma
Say that to my face and not online and we see what comes around.
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>Female neets
are they real? and what do they do all day?
have you known one?
are you one?
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>>35668968
You mean the default state of existence for females?
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they always have the housewife option
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>>35669117
When i mean neet i also pretty much by default mean no friends no connections.
surely that exists.
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WHY ARE FAGGOTS ARE SPAMMING THE BOARD UP WITH GAY PORN RIGHT NOW?!?!!?!?!?
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
BLUE BOARD WHEN?
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I know, it's hell. FUCK
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>>35668848
I know!!!! I FUCKING HATE HAVING TO HIDE EVERY SINGLE GAY/TRAP THREAD BECAUSE EVERY TIME ONE OF THOSE THREADS COME UP EVERYBODY WALKS BEHIND ME AND I HAVE TO GIVE 'EM AN EXPLANATION
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>>35668894
they are getting more and more creative, filters dont work anymore. mods are niggers
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if a girl calls you doll does that mean she think you're qt or what?
at coffee shop the barista called me doll so.
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>>35668795
bump gosh damn disable the stupid robot
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every woman i know has called me sweetie except my mother....what did they mean by that?
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When girls do that to ugly/alone guys, they're making fun of you.
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who else INTJ 4w5 gryffindor masterrace here?
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> TFW Unicorn
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>>35668709
>Wizard, just like real life :'(
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>Wizard
It's destiny then.
If a cute girl wanted to watch you get fucked by another man, would you do it?
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Yes. If it was discrete.
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No thanks, I would prefer privacy
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>>35668620
I'd be all over that honestly
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How to call a prostitute/escort? 2017-03-20 08:59:37 Post No.35668598
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How to call a prostitute/escort?
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I found this really cute Korean escort girl on Adultwork (UK) and I want to meet her. I don't only want normal sex from her, but also try some kinky stuff, such as facesitting and light cbt (she """likes""" it according to her profile). The reason is that I have a fetish for this light femdom stuff, but I want to find out if I would actually like it in real life or just as a fantasy.
But how would I call her up? What should I say? Should I mention what I want on the phone or only when we meet up? At what time should I call? Unfortunately she doesn't accept text messages...
I am not a virgin, but I have never been to a prostitute and I am anxious about calling people in general (and especially now of course).
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Call her at what would be appropriate business hours, say you saw her ad on Adultwork and that you'd like to meet her, would x date and time work. You looked at her services and saw that she offer light femdom and stuff and that you'd like to try that. You plan your terms and your appointment and there ya go.
From the sound of it this is a slightly higher-class thing, so I imagine she'll be service-oriented and patient. Just don't spill your spaghetti and start blabbering or coming on too strong about this and that service over the phone. It is, in fact, possible to creep out prostitutes and that will only lead to worse service.
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>>35668598
There's literally a WikiHow for it.
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>>35668893
thanks, I was too shy to look on Google I guess
>>35668879
good tip, thank you. so i will hint that i would like to go into this direction with her being dominant, but only tell her the details of what I want to try when I meet her (or unless she asks I guess)
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Finally, a Sesame Street character you guys can relate to.
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>autistic character
>female
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>>35668610
I don't get it, she's a fucking puppet
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look at those fuck me eyes