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>>37910450
I think eating would be great if you didn't have to do it so often.

Then you could just eat amazing things for pleasure instead of having to eat filler meals of boring calories.

>>37910450
i eat once a day for the last 3 days, and i consume 2200 calories during that meal

>>37910450

Agree with you 100%. I don't even think I need much food desu. In high school I didn't breakfast or lunch, ever.

It looks like you are describing a body pillow senpai.

>>37910293
>without spending too much money on worthless stuff
women are incapable of this
source: me, a woman

>>37910293

enjoy your infinite solitude

most robots are depressed and have no human contact outside of their family and the internet
the question if i want to have children doesnt come up ever my man
but to answer your question since i thought about it now
no
i hate myself too much i dont want to make another me that would be horrible
also most parents are fucking miserable most marriages end in divorces kids are expensive
just terrible all around
i get the romantic idea behind having kids but in reality it sucks

>>37910331
>most robots are depressed and have no human contact outside of their family and the internet
Pretty much my case. To tell you the whole story, I was normie-tier until a few years ago. But even until recently having kids was something I wanted to do, being the only son carrying the family name. I wanted to have many for my race's sake, but I realized I had pretty shit genes too.

>also most parents are fucking miserable
I'd be such a shy and embarrassing father I'd probably shun talking to my infant and he'd grow up having daddy issues.

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>>37910399
oh yeah i didnt even get into what terrible parents robots would be
>hey dad tell me some stories from your youth
>hey dad help me with anything jk you cant do shit
>hey dad why are we so poor why didnt you do good at school
>hey dad why do all other dads make fun of you im getting shit for it at school
>hey dad why did mom leave
or rather
>hey mom whos my dad ive never seen him
its best to accept yourself and not have to high expectations
ill probably never find a girl and children are absolutely impossible for me
theres no reason to be upset about it just accept it

>>37910136
I wish mine was.

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>>37910136
If you're white, you literally can not be a robot.

>>37910136

jesus, that thing is impressive. what do you think it weighs?

>>37910107
>Reddit
**originaldfdfdfdfdfEFAWFRGVRGVGFDSGVBF**

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>>37910107
originalius commenta

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Reddit is a better website in every way.

Idk

>Back in grandpa's day

He actually believes in /pol/ memes.

There are men who do just want sex, though.

But most of us already know that's only a subset of men.

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>"hey did you watch this award show last night? haha this movie/show/album/whatever just got voted best of the year even though I'll forget about it in a week!"
>"no, I don't care about award shows. They seem pretty pointless desu"

I just check game scores on my phone on the way to work so I can just deal with the normies and their gay ass insasitsble need to discuss other dudes tossing about a fucking ball on the most functional and superficial level and move on.

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NO I DIDN'T CATCH THE GAME HOW BRAINDEAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ACTUALLY BE ENGAGED BY SPECTATOR SPORTS JUST LET ME DO MY JOB IN PEACE AND OH FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS MONTH I DO NOT WANT TO DRINK WITH YOU AT THE BAR AFTER WORK

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>>37909717
who here /allofthefriendsI'vehadhatemenow/

>having friends at all

Normie pls.

>>37909775
Must be a bad feel, I'm getting there.
>>37909779
Robot collectives are quite common, actually.

>>37909675
l'd fuck her ass everyday

>>37909675
Horny and rapey

>>37909675
Why would my bosses gender matter, theyre either a good boss or not

>>37909543
>but Nasa says it ISN'T a threat
Way to get my hopes up

>no source

mhmmmm

(((but NASA says it isn't a threat)))

>>37909374
>heil odin

What the fuck is this mans deal, I mean this is taking LARPing to new heights.

>>37909398
This, lmao stormniggers are so fhciking autistic.

Where is my advantage in having them?
You pretty much only get drawbacks from it.

idk, I'm feeling kind of tired desu.
probably I should just binge-eat while watching the sopranos for the 5th time than masturbate, than watch youtube videos till 5am and then fall a sleep.

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why yes of course
oh how are you enjoying your "wine"

Nah, I'm having a migraine and staying home.

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5'4" ultra giga mega manlet here woooooooooooo

5'3" tall genetic trash untermensch reporting.

>>37909274
>tfw 5'6
AYYLMAO.
Our fate is to be traps but if you have to do that it's best to start at 13.
It's too late for us.
We're old and busted

>>37909243

You're really dedicated to this shitty meme aren't you

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Party autists in the house tonight
Everybody just have a suicide time.

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>>37909652
AM I MAKING YOU LOSE YOUR MIND?
I JUST WANNA SEE YOU.... SHAKE THAT!!!

>>37909197

I should learn from this. Elliot is always so wise.

It MIGHT get better in 20 years between solid hologram porn and sex robots.

But that is a LONG 20 years away. And, odds are it will be criminalized before it happens.

2020's will be the same as now with slightly better shit, 2030's will start turning into star trek. 2040's are when it will stop looking like the 20th century.

>>37909197
Lel i love the robot logic i will do nothing and life will change. If you want shit to change, then get up and do something about it. Work towards something and dont give in when it become hard.