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Who hates haircuts? 2017-02-20 03:14:27 Post No.35006953
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I hate how they try to talk to you while cutting your hair.. I miss my old male barber. Now stuck going to stacies.

Also enjoy pic of my pupper

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:17:09 Post No.35006990
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>>35006953
What kind of dog is that? He looks pretty cool to be around.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:18:12 Post No.35007011
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>>35006990
Its a chihuahua mixed with something.. my grandma said she's a Maverick? I dunno but she's a cool doggo

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:19:27 Post No.35007039
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>>35006953
my mother is a hairstylist and I avoided haircuts for about 6 years to spite her. I would trim my own hair to avoid split ends.
I now get a haircut every year or so.

>>35007011
all of the chihuahuas I have met have been massive faggots

Anonymous
2017-02-20 03:07:29 Post No.35006868
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:07:29 Post No. 35006868 [Report] [View this topic]

Me leaving this board

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:15:27 Post No.35006963
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:15:27 Post No.35006963 [Report]

Don't worry anon, I'll pretend to care on this board's behalf since nobody else showed up.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:17:43 Post No.35007005
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>>35006963
No need, but tanks

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:20:37 Post No.35007055
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>>35006868
it was dead after the normy invasion, should have left years ago tbqh, journey well space cowboy

Anonymous
2017-02-20 03:06:57 Post No.35006861
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:06:57 Post No. 35006861 [Report] [View this topic]

ALERT

ALERT

NORMIE FORCES ADVANCING ON BETA BASE 13

ALL ROBOTS TO BATTLE STATIONS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REPEAT, THIS IS NOT

A

DRILL

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:08:52 Post No.35006879
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>>35006861
Just what we were looking for

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NOT AGAIN

THIS IS FROG SQUAD 10 READY FOR DEPLOYMENT

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:11:57 Post No.35006918
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>>35006861
Can this wait until another time?
I'm a little busy at the moment.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:00:54 Post No. 35006784 [Report] [View this topic]

She fixed her ugly face to become beautiful through plastic surgery. What's your excuse for not doing the same?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:04:40 Post No.35006828
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:04:40 Post No.35006828 [Report]

>posting a thumbnail
>any year
>posting a thumbnail in this context
You god damned retard.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:26:32 Post No.35007140
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:26:32 Post No.35007140 [Report]

That when we have kids she doesn't get a surprise

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:48:52 Post No.35007451
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>>35007140
She wasn't really ugly to start with, at least not that I can tell from this low quality image

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:00:38 Post No. 35006782 [Report] [View this topic]

I wanna smoke some weed in the backyard. I just don't wanna wake up my mom.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:01:48 Post No.35006796
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>>35006782
Try putting down the weed and growing up

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:04:03 Post No.35006818
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>>35006782
I'm rolling up right now anon. Have a good smoke

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>>35006796
NO.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mommy is proud of me no matter what I do.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:49:13 Post No. 35006645 [Report] [View this topic]

Redpill me on being rich.
>you can't

I bet the guy who claimed that "money isn't everything" and "you can't buy happiness" was poor as fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:50:16 Post No.35006654
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:50:16 Post No.35006654 [Report]

the more you have the more you want

*tips fedora*

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:51:13 Post No.35006665
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>>35006645
>want nothing more except to be rich as fuck
>seriously all I want
>have no idea how to do it so just memeing my life away as a STEM major so I can at least live the middle-class lifestyle

Well at least I'll be able to buy my dream corvette after like 3-4 years of wageslaving

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:56:04 Post No.35006731
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:56:04 Post No.35006731 [Report]

Being rich is overrated.

I'd rather have a number of things than my current wealth.

I'd rather have a Chad body, than a 1MM in the bank.

If you don't buy into the whole consumerist lifestyle, being rich is also not every useful. I mean, it's nice to have a nice nest egg in case of financial difficulties later on but it's not like I'm living a different life than a typical middle class person. Actually I'm still living as if I was a student with $10k to my name.

Being rich is also very hard. I don't suggest you spend all your life trying to be rich. It's not worth it. Take life easy and have fun. You're not going to get anything out of being a 60 year old with 2MM in the bank. It's not worth killing yourself with work for 40 years.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:48:15 Post No. 35006632 [Report] [View this topic]

You aren't a real robot if you don't take a shit while sitting on the rim of the toilet bowl.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:19:47 Post No.35007045
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Bump for shitting.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:21:48 Post No.35007072
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:21:48 Post No.35007072 [Report]

>>35006632
>>35007045
>Not pinching a loaf in the shower drain
>Not letting the water do the work
You are a filthy subhuman if you touch your ass with paper and your hand after you shit.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:24:18 Post No.35007110
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>>35006632
How fucking big is that toilet?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:46:12 Post No. 35006602 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does every millennial female studio apartment look like this + a mattress and a bag of clothes in the corner.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:03:35 Post No.35007664
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:03:35 Post No.35007664 [Report]

>>35006602

Because we can't afford large houses or apartments and it's better than filling up what little space we have with furniture we dont really need
and furniture is expensive

Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:05:24 Post No.35007698
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>>35006602
>he's seen the inside of a girls apartment
ree leave now chad

Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:06:46 Post No.35007721
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:06:46 Post No.35007721 [Report]

That's how my room looks. I'm a guy.

My housemates all have much more furniture but I don't really see the point.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:44:22 Post No. 35006580 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm 25 and I have never even kissed or hugged a girl.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:45:37 Post No.35006591
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>>35006580
Only 5 more years till you get your powers

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>>35006591

i don't want to be a wizard

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dickbutt

dicbutt me right in the a

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:44:11 Post No. 35006578 [Report] [View this topic]

>become corrupt because of this place
>pick up misogynistic tendencies, as well as oters
>get the impression that it's ok to be like that here

>get called out immediately when I try to express the same views

This is the biggest injustice. How can you indoctrinate someone, give them the impression that those kinds of views are ok here, and then turn around and say they're not

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:46:10 Post No.35006601
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ur stupid robuts downt talk to other poeple

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>>35006601
Excuse me originally, anonymous?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:53:02 Post No.35006693
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>>35006578
wut
this is a rubut safe space
u dnt tlk to normie abut misosginy and jues

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:43:36 Post No. 35006572 [Report] [View this topic]

>Upgrade to Windows 10 recently because why not
>System crashes
>All my work files corrupted
>No recent backups

ITT: Post how life fucked you over

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:56:25 Post No.35006734
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:56:25 Post No.35006734 [Report]

>windows 10
>ever
Why?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:50:03 Post No.35007475
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:50:03 Post No.35007475 [Report]

that's what you get, loser

Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:54:36 Post No.35007535
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 03:54:36 Post No.35007535 [Report]

Use GNU/Linux

Literally never had that problem.

Have Win 10 on tablet. Shit is broken half the time with stupid upgrades. How the fuck do people even tolerate using Windows any more is beyond me.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:41:27 Post No. 35006540 [Report] [View this topic]

I HATE WOMEN. Wouldn't it just be better to never approach them again and thus spare yourself the pain when they eventually reject you? Or would that just make you feel more pathetic about yourself?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:42:53 Post No.35006561
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>>35006540
What happened this time, anon? tell us. Let it all out

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:46:15 Post No.35006604
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>>35006561
I managed to make out with a qt from my course but months later I haven't been able to make more happen. Instead I get suicidal every time it seems like i'm being rejected or something. This happens with every girl I approach. I can't stand these feels anymore man, I don't want to be depressed all the time

Anonymous 2017-02-20 02:48:06 Post No.35006628
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>>35006604
So you didn't escalate and she lost interest? Take it as a lesson. If she made out with you there's no reason not to believe she wasn't at some point willing to take it further.