I had sex with my coworker last night. The person that closes dishes and the person that closes register were done and had left and she asked me to help her with lobby as I was done with grill and as I was cleaning the bathrooms she walked in with the mop and we started casual conversation, then I accidentally grazed her ass reaching for some cleaning fluid and I apologized saying it was an accident, she didn't respond and then we both stopped and stared into each other's eyes for like a few seconds and we fucked (yes, just like in bad romance movies) right there in the bathroom on top of the toilet. She's not the hottest "10/10 stunner" ever, she's short and a bit chubby but not so much that it's grotesque, cute face. It felt cool and good.
Thing is, we didn't say anything after that, we just quickly finished up and locked, I work with her again today and I don't know how to act and also our shifts end at 11:00 but we didn't lock up until a bit after 12:00 and I can easily get fired from my manager position if this gets exposed....and also I came inside and though she said she's on the pill, I'm still filled with anxiety. How hard did I fuck myself over?
>>39603399
Congratulations anon. You've got 9 months to prepare for the talk show to determine who the father is.
>>39603427
>fucking a female wagecuck
>believing the " I am on the pill" bait
I hope you are ready for janiqua 5 minutes of fame and 18 years of child support for trusting a women
>>39603399
Hard to say. Just play it cool at work. It might not have meant much to her, since she's a woman. Ask her if she wants to get together or somwthing when you have a day off
>Walking through a commercial area
>Nice sunny afternoon
>Two girls walking beside me
>One of them says 'XD' mid conversation
>I got genuinely upset and walked as far away from them as fast as possible
>Probably looked like a major league sperg but idk
>>39603373
The band hallway in my old HS.
People were always scraping each other's throats there.
>>39603373
>in grocery store
>Mexican Chads with beards and SnapBacks everywhere
>entire trip ruined
@ 5^below to buy a charger
>notice two kids
>dressed normal (vans and sambas, shorts and tees)
>except one kid has a pic of a clown on it
>didn't really see if it was icp/it/Ronald etc
>after checkout cashier goes "omg I hate your shirt O_O'"
>"hahahaha I'm sorry I just hate it I know that's probably a mean thing to say xD ~soz~"
>kid1: oh it's fine I get that a lot from this shirt
>OwO do you like clowns
>Le edgey "nah I just like to scare people"
>more stupid laughter
>fucking spergs have no idea what the rest of life will give them
>desire to destroy normies intensifies
>>39603433
Hawt I want hs luv
What does r9k thinks about futas?
think* originalo
>>39603369
The embodiment of what we call a super species
disgusting and futa lovers should go to
>>>/lgbt/
GET THE LITERAL FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD YOU INVADERS
To be fair there are a LOT less boipucci threads than there were earlier in the year
>>39603307
I'm anon and I endorse this message
>>39603322
Because we ignored them. It should have been one general but now they make countless threads.
>be me, 25
>returning student
>still taking last few prerequisites
>median class age is like 20
>every guy is a swagfag nimrod who brings up drugs every chance they get
>every girl is a prissy spoiled little cunt who looks at their phone every 2 seconds
>realize how normy and gay I was the first time I was in uni
>mostly stay quiet
>grit my teeth at the liberal cuck bullshit professors try to shove at me everyday
>at least its Friday
>oh thats right, I have no friends and on probation
How'd everyone else's week go?
>How'd everyone else's week go?
Uni hasn't started yet. Two weeks left.
Can it FUCKING start already, I'm bored as fuck
>>39603258
>Spend an entire day figuring out a schedule that would let me visit 5 classes with mandatory attendance because I only have those left
>Get into the first one
>Try to get into second one
>Fail
Well, guess my Bachelor's will take another semester then.
I expect to finish after only 11 semesters now.
>>39603428
where the fuck do you live that college classes haven't started yet?
This is fun, there are some actually cute girls on tinder. I'm using a fake account.
What should I say?
>>39603154
Ask her is she knows Marquis de Sade, the true hedonist. Then say we can try some of that shit out.
>>39603154
>I need to know if he will put out if you don't
>>39603183
Holy shit lmao I didn't know about him
Some inconvenient truths about women (from my first-hand experiences):
>Women are brought up believing that they are princesses and the world should treat them as such.
>All women have some sort of mental health problem and/or personality disorder. Some are better at hiding it than others. Get to know any woman well over a long period of time and you will learn this to be true.
>All women are predisposed to being jealous and insecure all the time, its part of their genetic makeup. This puts them in a never-ending state of anxiety/anger/ loneliness/fear etc. which they try to hide but comes out through their behaviour.
>As such, women will try will try and project the outward appearance of being strong, powerful, independent and successful when inside they are scared little girls who just want to cry.
Women believe that violence is an acceptable way of reacting when they aren’t getting what they feel they deserve but it’s a serious crime for a man to hit a women or even defend himself when attacked by a woman.
>In contradiction to the above, women have a permanent victim mind-set and regardless of how privileged their life has been they will find some way to make themselves feel helpless and victimised (male privilege, gender pay gap etc).
>Women are in constant competition with other women and are completely two-faced. They will surround themselves with women they claim are friends but bitch about them when they aren’t around.
Women will dress up more to compete with other women than the impress men (see above).
>All women are sluts. No exceptions. As soon as they get bored they will cheat on you. They like to blame men primarily for this behaviour but women do it more.
In contradiction to the above, women hate being seen as a sluts and will do anything to maintain a saintly public image amongst their so-called “friends”.
Post you inconvenient truths about women....
>>39603045
I literally know two girls named princess. They act exactly how you think they would.
I used to know a few who weren't like that.
They were usually either ugly or tomboys.
But one was ordinary and good looking, although the thing about her is that all of her female friends were fugly.
I asked her about that some time and she said it's cause pretty girls tend to have princess complex and basically act exactly like you've described in the op.
>>39603045
The are also irrational.
Most are driven solely by emotions and social approval. They will literally jump off a cliff if it's cool. Look at how they support immigration. The only ones that don't live in the effected working class areas.
is it autistic to say thank you after having sex with a prostitute because i just did
>>39603008
>Thanking someone for providing a service
>Autistic
Being polite is autistic now?
N-no. It's polite. I think.
Pussy is pussy anon. Don't matter
Look at this fucking whore! She is having fun riding the cock carousel. On her way to the club. She "loves to dance." But she only does there hoping to fuck Chad. She will compete for the 2-3 top men at the club. Against the 2-300 other women. And ignore the 500 other men. She is a huge whore and will treat us as dirt.
Fucking whore man. Stupid whore. Look at that whore. She is enjoying her beer. She wants to have fun with Chad. Fucking slut. Whore trash cunt. slut.
Think you're too good for us whore? Fucking whore.
>>39602992
hey i think i went to school with her
>>39602992
Is this some kind of a serial killer manifesto?
>>39602992
>>39603221
is this serial pasta?
When will society address attractiveness privilege?
Attractive people are treated like gods just for being lucky enough to be born attractive. Something must be done
Yeah, like you commiting suicide
>>39602988
anon, but what about personality? looks are not everything
>>39602988
what the fuck is kostas martakis doing here
Every day until a consensus is reached edition.
>>39602934
Ban anyone that uses "fembot" including me, I will be the Martyr.
>>39602934
Post Smug Wojak every day.
Make lgbt a red board
Good night r9gay
>27 year old virgin
>never got any attention from women
>I wasn't great looking
>I was rather annoying and had every aspect that women don't like
>work out hard for two years
>get my shit together and battle my anxiety that was slowly killing my soul
>made out with girl two weeks ago in a tent
>didn't fuck her due to circumstances
>get frustrated
>okay that's it
>look up picture related prostitute
>literally came back home from a blowjob and a ride
>the emotions from kissing the girl in the tent I like and looking deep in her eyes laughing together was better then fucking this 9/10 women
>no longer a virgin anyway
If you are EVER anxious about being a virgin, don't give a fuck. The fact that I did things I said I could never do and overcome them were 10 times more satisfying then just fucking. I basically did this as well to prove that there is no "me who can't do things". Always improve yourself and don't let fear win over you or you are slowly killing yourself. Take this as you will, you don't have to belive me but I was such an anxiety ridden mess that I couldn't go to a shop back then.
>saggy tits
>9/10
OP help,
My anxiety is killing me. Tomorrow i may have the chance to lose my virginity but im petrified to the point where i'd rather not lose it. How do i get out of this mentality and finally make some progress in my pathetic life
Any tips if it does happen?
>>39602930
Being a virgin for too long (or worse, being american) has this way of giving you mentally ill-like standards when it comes to women, give him a break.
sushe roll
>>39602785
BIG sushi roll BIG
>>39602835>>39602785
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big sueshi rull
>no qt gf to commit suicide with
>tfw no qt gf to save me from being suicidal
>cant be a tire and watch people commit suicide
It would be nice to hold each other as you wait to die.
I'M SITTING IN A CLASS ROOM WITH 4 PEOPLE
1. KID WHO'S COOL HIS NAME IS MAX
2.ME
3.TEACHER
4. REALLY HOT GIRL! SHE LOOKS HIWAIAN SHE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND HAS A NICE ASS
It's super quiet what should I do?
grow up and once youre out from hs start lurking instead of posting
>>39602777
>It's super quiet what should I do?
Rip out a loud wet fart
>>39602777
Every Once and a while the teacher leaves
>>39602803
..? Without hs'ers posting what u going to lurk at?