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Sounds like an interesting text, but she's quite wrong.

Also, ''Confidence'' is a broad term. If you're not confident, then you're not confident. There's no pretending to be confident, because if you aren't confident, then you're not going to be confident enough to be confident.

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>>36212286
K sandfaggot

shut up you are a massive fuckup

>>36212325
I know I am. It hurts so bad.

>>36212275
That sounds unfortunate, Anon.

>>36212325
Rude.

When a girl started at my work,who has they exact same morals as me, is cute, is a virgin, and doesnt do drugs, starting dating the chad who fucks woman all the time and does do drugs.

Thats when I gave up.

>>36212311
Then she wasnt like you, she was just young and you halo effected on her.

I didn't give up on women, they gave up on me.

yes but never dirty fucking arabs, they have to go back.

Afghan girls are sweet, Turkish, Iraqi, Irani, are cute too. Only way I see Arabs as attractive is if they are T H I C C.

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>>36212261
>>36212339
Arabs are literally the only acceptable non-white race, and even then it's only some of them.

>>36212217
I don't know any "reddit" words but bump for interest

Any way to spot a plebbit fag helps

>got laid
>awesome

>>36212217
>problematic
>white knight

Was pretty normal actually. I was 22 when I lost mine. I had been jerking off for an eternity and had watched porn for so long it didn't feel like a big deal to me. I lasted like 10 minutes(surprised myself actually) and then came. The girls I was with said it was good so I guess it was fine? It never felt like this massively special moment that people on this bored seem to think it is.

I was a 35-year-old virgin. She didn't know this. We'd been drinking and I was nervous so I couldn't get hard at first and then my erection was tenuous. So I ate her out for like 40 minutes until my jaw was getting sore. She got extremely wet. She claimed afterwards she had one very long orgasm. Apparently I would just let it die down a bit and start it up again. Then I tried to put my dick in but I couldn't find the hole. It was tight as fuck and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I lasted like a minute. Then a few minutes later she got on top of me and I lasted about two minutes. Then we slept and cuddled. Then in the morning we did it again but I only managed about 30 seconds. She didn't say anything and seemed pretty happy about the whole thing. I guess because I just tried to shift all the focus to her. After that I went home and I had a bad taste in my mouth all day.

I was 11. This Asian kid at my Catholic gradeschool got really interested in me and I didn't know why until he started talking about wanting to try stuff he had seen in porn. Got my first blowjob in the bathtub, which was weird as fuck, and then I put it in his butt in the supply closet. It was the best feeling ever at that age because nothing comes out, you just want to lay down and enjoy the fuzzy feeling in your abdomen.

>Tay Zonday

What went wrong?

I think I do, ir should be once a month but it's like 4 times a week

>>36212300
I do it 5 times a day.

Just one
Helps with getting them mixed up

>>36212130
she's driving a manual that's why she's using two feet. one is on the clutch.

better to drive an automatic with just one foot

>>36212130
Just one. You got both feet on a pedal and get in a crash, you're more likely to slam on the gas or something I would think

Are you asking how you get a gf who has a low iq or are you asking how you, as a person with a low iq, can get a gf?

>>36212103
Why would you want to date a stupid person? They're just a magnet for stupid bullshit that would otherwise be easily avoided.

>>36212132
>how you get a gf who has a low iq
Exactly.

>>36212006
>Snapchat

Get out you normalshit

>>36212006
Not really, fucking unoriginal meme creator.

>>36212055
>>36212074
Get out of my threads cunts

>>36211990

This is a child that's going to die soon, just leave her alone.
Her mom is trash though for parading her around the internet for sympathy and money.

Women do lie to each other all the time about what they think of each others' appearances though. It's a you hype me up I'll hype you up kind of deal.

>girls feel sorry for a genetic defect
>but not for a supreme gentleman like Elliot

>>36211990
>Are these women misdirecting their maternal instinct to this faulty bag of skin and bones, or are they just calling it beautiful to feel and look like good people?

Pretty much both of those.

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He got completely devastated by /pol/ and now he's moving on to /r9k/.

Assuming this shit's legit.

wait you mean a CELEBRITY is posting on MY secret club?

>>36211992
https://www.pscp.tv/suaminyymi/1OwGWPYeAwpJQ

https://twitter.com/thecampaignbook/status/852053772696268800

It's legit.

I forgot he exists. What a loser lmao.

>>36211932
But its /pol/ thats attacking his "art". Why is he mean to us?

>>36211932
clicked and got a virus like most women give

Is that the same as major depressive disorder? If it is you're fucked

Depressurize
>make routines out of simple pleasures
>Eat well.
broke? get deli cheese and bread. toast bread. eat results.
Work in a way that doesn't pressure you.

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>>36211956
Not that anon, but I got diagnosed with major depressive and social anxiety disorder. How am I fucked?

Tell her to shave it off?

If you yank it out it'll be gone, it doesn't hurt if its unexpected and quick


t. white hairs at 22

>>36211820
nah, I understand that. Brown girls have lots of hair on their face and it truly is disgusting