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>my dick size will not increase
whats the purpose of 'just do something' if i cant have a normal life because my small dick?
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your dick size does not matter if you never had sex
what's your size and how tall are you/?
>waaah waaaah my penis is only 6 and a half inches bone pressed i cant live a normal life

who else here /little bitch wrists/
>tfw wrists smaller than most girl's
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how much do you fucking weigh?
Those aren't little bitch wrists, those are cadaver arms
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6'0 100 lbs

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What would be the effects of taking transitioning pills for a month and then stopping? Would it make any changes? How slight/significant are they? Assume on a 20 year old male.
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I did for a month and a half.
Got a bigger chest slightly not very noticeable if you have a big frame already. My semon isn't sticky anymore. (During the process it was completely clear) my skin became pale and my dry skin vanished but then I stopped and it's back to normal.
Don't do it you desperate fucking retard. There's a reason these people all end up killing themselves.
Nothing permanent is going to happen with just a month. You'll go right back to normal when you stop.

I might advise OP, if you're looking for a lasting effect but don't wanna grow bitch tits like girl, there are hormones that will do that. Take a look at /hrtgen/ on the lgbt board. People talk about it alot. Be safe and don't screw around too much.

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Take a look and tell me if you understand.
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I dont understand.
Can i get a hint?

Last name of the guy is Mill and the first name of the girl is Belinda.
I still dont get it, explain

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>be 20s adult
>make effort to reconnect with old friends after a year of work/sleep only
>boring as fuck
>rick and morty
>sorry bro I'm tired
>nah don't want to do the after party

Somehow they all have normal social and sex lives by normie standards. I have neither social (besides the above) nor sex life.
Meh I can't tell am I really the boring one? Or are people just content to live vicariously through movies and tv?
Just sitting here drinking alone, and why would I move out of my parents house to do nothing other than be completely alone.
Kind of considering joining the army or something once WW3 happens, just feel like a prisoner right now.
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Where are you from? I feel the same way btw but I ghosted all my highschool friends
You have an existensial crisis. Many have it like you. They come straight from school where friends and interests is kind of forced, and are thrown into the adulthood without really knowing who they are. It seems like you are holding onto the comfortable past, because you can't see a future. Try to find out who you are, and maybe find a partner to live together with.
US, but I'm sure it's the same for all western culture. I wouldn't say I ghosted anyone, as much as people just stopped hitting me up (mostly as others moved away). All my life I never tried to make friends but it just always happened... until it didn't.

>You have an existensial crisis
I've thought about this, it's comforting to not be alone here. But the only honest answer is money and power. I'm beta as fuck if it wasn't obvious, so that will never happen.

>find a partner to live together with
Idk man, I'm damaged and quickly reaching the point of no return. Most people know what they want in a relationship, I'm still in the high school "just feel it out" mode.

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>"My boyfrien-"
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>"My husban-"
Literally happened to me at work today

>"me and this guy i'm sort of seeing-"
I had a girl who said that who then changed it to "brother" the next day


How can men be attracted to women? Because women have stayed indoors looking after the children and doing housework for however many millennia, their bodies have now atrophied to fat, and their brains have atrophied to emotion. Doesn't this fact that they are almost an entirely different species from you in every regard turn you off? Personally, I look for what resembles myself physically and mentally with the opposite reproductive organs. Am I narcissistic, or like almost all species in the animal kingdom that are not sexually dimorphic?

"Sexual dimorphism is the condition where the two sexes of the same species exhibit different characteristics beyond the differences in their sexual organs. The condition occurs in many animals and some plants. Differences may include secondary sex characteristics, size, color, markings, and may also include behavioral differences. These differences may be subtle or exaggerated, and may be subjected to sexual selection. The opposite of dimorphism is monomorphism."

I am not attracted to lazy blobs of fat ridden with illogic and emotion. I'm sorry (or not), but I'm not. What creature would ask for their partner to be lazy and stupid? I want what resembles myself.
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Let's try this again, since apparently my last picture was of a man's asshole rather than that I speak about and steered people away from reading. Let me guess, these pictures will, too. THIS, however, should be what love is between man and woman.
This website is so shit now. Just the same exact threads posted on multiple boards. Are there actually any real people posting here or just bots spamming the same threads over and over again?

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>be me
>be alone at home
>start practicing smiles, laughs and reactions for future social interactions I'll never have
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>be me
>drunk at home
>start practicing singing for ???
I hope I get to be a banshee or a siren or something gay like that
Pipe dreams, I know, I know.
I do that too
>start singing my favourite songs
>imagining I'm back in highschool
>playing to all the 10/10s and the friends I don't have anymore
I did all of that, also practiced debating myself on several topics I would like to discuss with friends and dates (LMAO).

All for nothing.

Hey Coricidin Lovers,
Check out this excerpt from my new book, the Coricidin Diaries, arriving to 4chan Fall 2017
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A man walked down the street. He was roughly six foot three, wearing a sports jacket, jeans, and long, raggedy purple hair. The man jaywalked through heavy traffic without a care, clearly wacked out of his mind. That man was me, but let's start from the beginning
dedicated to Bayer Pharmaceuticals
"Give us this day our daily Coricidin, and lead us not into temptation"
>~Anonymous Circa 2017

Who here looks like Chad but robot
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I'm considered a Stacey, but still a certified cyborg. Life is cruel
Not Chad. What would you call someone who's above average, but not model-tier? I can pass for normie and hetero, even though I'm neither. I'm as far from normal as possible though.
>tfw good looking
>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw smart
>tfw no gf
>tfw no social skills
>tfw no life

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where can I meet girls that are about as or more socially awkward than me?
serious enquiry
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Here. Fembots are as awkward as a girl can get
in chads apartment
online, dating sites.But if they are cute they'll be gone in less than a week as the males will pursue her like crazy

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How could he possibly be get any worse?
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If he was morbidly obese and had really bad acne. Other than that nothing else.
His obesity would overshadow everything else, detracting from his terrible facial aesthetics.
A buzzcut and fitted tee would be a huge improvement.
There was a thread on this guy about a month ago where people shopped improvements.

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Where the heck did that come from? Jerk.
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>tfw intj
>tfw intj has been sullied by cringy edgelords who are really eXXX in disguise

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Any robots live in Gilroy,CA or Hayward,CA? Hows life there?
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I live in Newark, which is pretty close to Hayward.

Is that Meredith?
The cat that /b/ named?

Its close to SF so I somewhat assumed it'd have a high COL and have fewer mexicans/blacks than socal

>that feel when you can't stand it anymore
What is it that you can't stand?
What would you rather stand?
Lmao Lmao
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holy shit that's from the wallace and gromit movie where they go to the moon to get cheese. fuck opie, I never thought I'd that shit on this website.
I am also just here for the pic. I loved that movie as a child.
haha i grew up with those movies. they were the fucking best, its a shame the wallace voice actor died.

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