>Realized the video was too loud and playing out my headphones
>>34947472
Fucking end it right now fuck
>>34947472
>Watching Konosuba with headphones on
>Darkness is moaning like usual while Kazuma is speaking Japanese fast
>Turns out they weren't plugged in
>Mfw my parents knock on my door and ask what that noise is
>tfw this whole empty room got to enjoy Ride The Wind by Poison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUkf9hLaqnk
r9k gold thread.
>pic very related
>>34947421
>r9k gold thread.
I really liked this post, the anon who made it is super cute too >_<
>>34947451
What are you talking about anon?
>raviolo
>>34947451
Get the fuck out anon, you're drunk
>just made omelette and eating it while sipping green tea at 1:48am
wow... first time as a NEET, this is truly freedom. wagies, why do you still do it?
>>34947408
because I was a NEET for 4 years and didn't feel like continuing the boredom.
Now I sip tea @ 1:48AM on my job. It's ok.
Thats disgusting op, also enjoy the inevitable NEET stutter!
>>34947448
sip on this dick wagie
sippy sippy on this NEETs dicky
>be me
>18
>170cm
>twink build
>no muscle
>thin arms
>wristlet
>infp
>beta cuck
>people call you skinny
yet not a twink because
>facial hair that grows faster than lightning
>deep as fuck earth rumbling voice
>"you have the deepest voice I've ever heard, anon"
>too much of a NEET to have a twink personality
what are we?
>>34947407
you're 18. Just wait.
>>34947407
Are you fucking me holy shit
>tfw ywn be a jail twink to tyrone
https://www.xvideos.com/video19465881/black_inmate_sprays_twink
daily reminder that ugliness is not an excuse for not not having a gf.
>>34947395
What country is that? They seem to be the only people in it.
>>34947395
Its not but I'm just fucking tired of the hoops women want you to jump through, by the time you enter the realtionship it isnt even worth it anymore
either way you're gonna land an ugly bitch who only looks good with make up on and has an ugly ass vagina, a do you even lift body and probably horrible tits, because that's the average woman.
Why don't you own a husky yet, anon? They're huge pussy magnets.
>>34947244
something something wan wan
I live in a very warm climate, and they struggle with the heat.
big dogs and apartments do not mix
>ironically sucked my friend's dick a month ago (as a prank)
>he keeps begging me to do it again
what a fag. anyone else had a similar experience?
>>34947229
how couldn't he know it was just a joke? is your friend autistic?
>>34947229
I unironically let my friend suck my dick a month ago
>>34947250
yeah well stop asking your friend to do it again. it was just a some cheeky banter, nothing more.
Why are white men so perfect?
Why even trying to make things work in your love life if you don't posses qt aryan features?
>tfw no qt aryan bf to praise and love
>mfw just enough Nordic features to get by
Damn mediterranean marrying cucks in my family
exactly. now you understand.
white people are fucking gross
look at that piss haired corpse eyed cumskin faggot
>You will never violently fuck Sarah Anderson in all of her holes
>>34947165
>it's a Stacy pretends to be ugly to get attention on the internet episode
I hate this bitch
>>34947456
Finally! Now I know I'm not the only one who thinks some of her comics are just attention whoring.
>>34947584
I guess that makes three of us then
ITT redflags for guys
>he calls Ash "Satoshi"
>he picks something other than a fire starter
>he plays Pokemon competitively instead of having fun
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he's on the libertarian side of the political compass
>he's something other than ottermode or underweight
>he doesn't like the Cat in the Hat movie
>his favorite Death Grips song isn't Inanimate Sensation
>he seeds his torrents
>he has Belgian ancestry
>he eats plastic "cheese" products
>that OP who was just on reddit
>he watches anime
Reddest of flags
>>34947162
How come seeding a torrent is a redflag? Fuck you, you piece of shit
Are there any vegans/vegetarians on /r9k/?
Vegan Wizard reporting in.
There are lots of us, OP. There have been hundreds of threads.
Someone even recommended some amazing vegan tendies once.
>>34947095
This comic is retarded.
You could put any text on the front of that store.
>"All about National Socialism"
>>34947183
You could, however it's almost exclusively used in vegan oriented forums, at least I've never seen it anywhere else
for example, on /r/vegan on reddit, when meat eaters come onto /r/vegan and start bitching about how preachy vegans are, ON THE FUCKING VEGAN SUB
>>34947095
>Are there any vegans/vegetarians on /r9k/?
yeah
Does it get easier with time? I'm 20. No luck so far. Women show zero interest in me.
No, you're gonna be a virgin forever.
depends, do you have friends and otherwise a normal life? if you do, you're most likely just a late bloomer
if you have no real life friends and are the type of person that can't socialize and keep even online friends, have no useful skills, doesn't perform even above average in studies, then you're pretty much hopeless and no one will ever care about you in a genuine way like they would to another normal person
>>34947055
No it actually gets exponentially more difficult.
>idubbbz is part of the same network that just dropped PewDiePie
How does he get away with it?
>>34947052
>How does he get away with it?
because he is small potatoes and nobody cares about him
>>34948024
ur small potatoes shut up
>>34948323
>ur small potatoes shut up
fuck you small fry loser
>Drink 6/7 days a week
what have I done
what have I becum
I would recommend stopping before you end up like the guys in al/ck/
>>34947017
You're fulfilling your potential, anon. Become a functioning alcoholic and just slog through life like that. Plenty of people do.
>>34947017
>Drink 7 days a week
>If I take a day off drinking colleagues ask me whats wrong because I'm so irritable
https://discord.gg/BvbEsXC
Post /r9k/ related stuff in #r9k stuff everything else is /vp/ territory.
Rules for #r9k
1. No roasties
2. server rules
3. no normies
>>34947006
bump
orangare
bamksoso
bumpusuzjzis