>June 1st, 2017
>already 6 months after I dropped out of school
fuck
>>37417875
>half of 2017 has already passed by
Holy shit
>>37417875
>It has been 11 years since I parted with the only friend in my life
I'm pretty excited, guys. In just a few hours I will be claiming my birthright, wizardhood. Yes, I'll finally be reaching thirty with my virginity intact. I've succesfully warded off all the vile temptresses and succubi that have come my way with my chastity wholly unscathed. But before it becomes official I have a few questions and figured either /b/ or /r9k/ would be the best places to ask. To any resident wizards:
1) When you reached thirty did your powers manifest immediately or did they slowly grow over time?
2)Have you received any training? I've assumed that I might be contacted by a master wizards to begin an apprenticeship or perhaps even a Harry Potter type scenario and I'm invited to attend some wizard academy.
3) How has your life changed for the better since you've became a wizard?
4) Where can I find a good wizard hat? All I've been able to find is cheap costume crap and would hate to look like a fool in front of my peers.
Thank you for your time, and good luck to any aspiring wizards striving to reach this milestone.
>>37417151
congratulations from z 22 yr old virgin
I'd say you only deserve wizard arnk if the reason your gave up on women was to pursue an art skill or trade. and when you are profficent in it while still having your virginity intact then you deserve to be called a wizard.
>Nicola Tesla was a wizard
You have managed to resist the carnal desires of humanity for 30 years. Your reward is magic beyond human understanding. God speed, OP
Here are pictures I have found of 4 of Elliot Rodger's friends, James, Addison, Phil and Andy
James Rare 1
James rare 2
James rare 3
Hey bros, can we have a comfy thread please? (I'm feeling down) I don't have much to offer, except an image of the most comfy Pokemon game; but comfy is about sharing, and I know I can count on you all
>>37416939
Here's a comfy picture to look at. I'll also fetch you some music, anon.
>>37416981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIN4jQ7TgmY
In my opinion, here is some pretty comfy music.
>>37416939
Crystal is the comfiest Pokemon, yes.
But I find myself playing yellow more. Because it doesn't have the day/night changes, I can play yellow at any time of day and be able to catch everything, and not be forced to play it only between certain hours to get certain Pokemon.
If I could make it so all Pokemon appear all the time, and not morning/evening, id play crystal forever.
How much longer till he's impeached?
Can't wait for /pol/ to implode.
>>37416863
There's literally nothing out there to impeach him.
>>37416863
To impeach is to agree to have congress and the senate take a vote on whether or not the President is removed.
Impeachment does not mean 100% removal.
Nixon was voted to be impeached, but he opted to resign instead.
>>37416863
2018 if dems win the ball will get rolling, if the private investigation doesn't turn anything up. If anything concrete comes up I imagine the republicans will roll over on Trump to save their own hide.
I'm currently in the basement bathroom of the work office and I'm watching my FEMALE coworker taking a shit, how are you spending your Wednesday night ?????
why are u watchin her
>>37416835
Because I had to use the bathroom too
>>37416801
why is she letting you watch her?
Did you buy your ticket for the $325 million powerball drawing?
I gotta drive out to arizona/nevada to buy some
I'm never going to win anyway.
I'm destined for homelessness.
I've got about 5k from my mom that I'm gonna spend on lottery tickets.
>see guy on bus
>he looks sad and lonely so i sit next to him
>he has earbuds on and i ask him what he's listening to
>can't tell if he can't hear me or is ignoring me
>thought it would be cute to pull out one of his ear buds and ask again
>do it
>he looks at me like wtf im doing
>say oops sorry
>move seats
Just be my gf you stupid fucking slut, I don't care how autistic you are.
you severely lack any self awareness
>>37416507
Its not really a good idea to do that to someone you dont know, guy or girl.
I can commend you for taking initiative as a girl, but maybe try approaching one who isn't wearing headphones.
Why don't you have a GF?
Have you ever asked a girl out?
>>37416051
Because I never leave the house and girls don't just magically appear out of thin air.
When I was like 8 my friends told my crush I liked her.
>>37416118
The most attractive person in the world wouldn't find a partner if they never left the house.
Will you happily die a virgin?
>>37416051
I assume women aren't interested in me because they don't talk to me.
I've never tried hitting on a girl because I don't want to bother them. I know that there are millions of better men out there than me and that it's incredibly unlikely for a woman to find me attractive enough to date so I just mind my own business.
I also don't know how to tell if a woman is interested in me. It's funny because all my life I was told not to bother or hurt girls and now I see Chads that literally beat women become popular with women. I was taught to be a scared beta.
You have 2 minutes to explain why don't you play an instrument.
You have no reason to not do so on this day and age.
>>37415723
I used to play a flute but I gave up
>>37415723
Same reason we don't do anything else. Lack of motivation and habitual accessing of 4Chan.
>>37415723
I've played guitar for 16 years.
A couple weeks ago I told my biological mom I had feelings for her. I'm adopted and I had met her a few months ago and we had been meeting frequently to get to know each other. I fell in love with her pretty hard, she's only 13 years older than me and she's really pretty and nice.
I decided to tell her my feelings for her. She was very surprised but she rejected me saying she didn't want us to have that kind of relationship. I asked her if she didn't feel attracted to me but she would neither confirm or deny it. It was a little awkward after that, my mom had avoided contact with me for a little while afterwards before eventually talking to me again.
She invited me over to have dinner with her. It was incredibly awkward and quiet between us. Of course I'm still full force in love with her and I constantly stare at her and she notices me doing it a lot. Eventually we were able to talk and she asked me what I was hoping to get out of our relationship.
I said initially I just wanted to get to know my mom but now it's a little different. My mom just stayed quiet and didn't really know what to say. I asked her what she was hoping for. She said she wanted to try and be my mom but she's realized I'm already a grown man and I don't need her. I told her that wasn't true but she said it's fine. She said she's been struggling with her own feelings then admitted she had fallen for me too.
I was fucking ecstatic but I was shut down pretty quick though because she said she doesn't want us to have that kind of relationship. I asked why not and she said it doesn't feel right and she'd be taking advantage of me and because she's my mother and it's wrong.
I forced a kiss on her and told her I love her. She didn't resist my kiss but after she said she wanted me to go home and it's probably best if we don't get together for awhile.
How do I proceed from here? She's hesitating and I'm not sure if I should push it. I want her to be my girlfriend but I don't want her to hate me.
>>37415394
fuck isn't this genetic sexual attraction? I watched a documentary on this once. go to a psychologist or something
>>37415394
Your mom had you at 13?
>>37415394
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you OP? That's your mother. This is legit disgusting.
>Turned 27 yesterday
>tfw feeling it now
does it get better r-right guys?
i'm turning 25 this year
i'm sad
>>37415233
I'm content. there's nothing I can do to stop time so I'll just go with the flow
>>37415233
tfw 26 in a few months
I hate my life and constantly wish for death, but lack the spark to actually do it. Lacking a spark (in all areas of life) is ironically enough the reason I crave death in the first place.
Describe the last girl you were romantically interested in.
Ur mom keke
>chubby nerd
>clingy
That's kind of it.
She's a couple inches shorter than me
How accurate is it? Have any of you actually done any of that shit in your own lives?
The video is question:
https://youtu.be/Zr5qzV-8Zkc
>>37415119
I used to know a guy like the dude in the video, but he was significantly less autistic.
I mean, how can someone manage to get an IT job or something, yet not have any social tact to know that giving some chick you never talk to a $1200 watch is creepy as hell?
Video really isn't all that realistic.
>>37415119
>be good looking
>have a girl go on a date with me
>move out of parents' house despite being a NEET
>post on /adv/
>get a job
No, I haven't done any of that shit in my own life
>>37415148
It's creepy as hell only if both of you are middleclass poorfags
Why won't you idiots realize that literally every person you meet that is a virgin is either.
>an anime lover
or
>a coding nerd
or
>plays video games
Connect the dots and realize you have to drop these things if you want to get laid.
>MFW females can be anime loving, videogame playing code monkeys and men will still fuck them but not the other way around
Why is life so unfair
>stop playing videogames
>lay in bed depressed the whole day instead
Much better!
>>37414595
The fact that woman can be fat, and some men have a fat fetish infuriates me the most. I just want to be able to eat whatever and be loved. Food is the only pleasure I have access too.
>>37414577
>>an anime lover
>or
>>a coding nerd
>or
>>plays video games
FUCK