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ITT worse things girl ever sead to you:
>Your nice guy
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You're not funny.

(additional words and phrases)
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>You're a big guy
Maybe it was because of my 6'4 height.
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were you following me?
(i actually was)

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Can there ever be a true love with a girl that's no longer virgin? She's already been defiled. Another man's semen swimming in her uterus and mouth. Another man that had her in every way that makes her a woman. Another man that she was completely submissive to. Another man that she "loved" before she "loved" you.
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>>34044965
>implying any woman is capable of loving a man that isn't related to her
L-mayo
top cake
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>>34044989
>implying any woman is capable of love

top kek xddd
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>>34044989
Of course there can be. It's the principle that has kept the core families alive for generations before us. But with modern women being defiled in every way, I don't think she can ever truly love after her being used up by other men.

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How this make you feel, r9k?
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>>34044925
What song is it about? It doesn't make me feel, because I went to a HS where you needed to do an intelligence test to be admitted. And everybody was upper-class, polite and courteous. Only whites and some asians. My autism was never made fun of.
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>>34044998

You're from Toronto.
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Like shooting up a school

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What's the quickest way I can give myself cancer?
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keep browsing this board
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>>34044902
Stay a week on Chernobyl.
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>>34044902
Ciara pIease ;_;

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I'm a philosophy student. AMA.
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how is unemployment treating you???
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>>34044803

Will you eventually go pre-law like all the other philosophy students?
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>>34044803
Do you also study theology?

What philosophy do you think is best?

Why do you study philosophy?

Why do girls make such horrible friends?

>constantly slandering about each other behind each other's backs
>when they are displeased with you, they attack you either with passive aggressive sarcasm or cunt tier psychological warfare
>only do good things for social status, nothing else
>choose their friends entirely based on appearance
>will hate you if you are more good looking than them
>will carry a long an ugly "friend" for the whole purpose to look better beside them

How much shallower can you get? Why are they like this?
Why are they surprised when guys only care about sex when dealing with women, if women make such shit friends anyway?
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>>34044792
Some of the best friends I've had in my life were girls. They are honestly pretty nice.
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>tfw had 1 female friend in ever
>she constantly screenshots every conversation and laughs about it with everyone
never again
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I agree. They make shit friends. The only people that truly seeked out to see how I was doing after no contact was my male friends, never of my female friends. Fuck women.

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What is stopping you from doing it?
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>>34044734
Not American, no guns
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laziness, some poor sap will find my body, scared of what's on the other side. At least the option is always there though.

>secretly waiting for Gvt aided suicide
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when "that" happends, im sure I will, untill then i'lll suffer.

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Hey there fellow robots, wondering what you guys are up to? Also, can anyone of you recommend a comfy anime series? Thanks.

pic not related
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>>34044733
>eating a chicken salad sandwich and coffee for "lunch" (just woke up)
>procrastinating on going to my grandparents to help change my grandpa's diaper even though I'd most likely get paid and free food for it
>just want to stay home and shitpost for 18 hours straight, but I gotta "be responsible", plus it sounds kinda messed up but I feel a little better about my body's condition when I realize I've still got a lot of youth, after visiting my grandparents

one punch man is comfy if you haven't seen it yet
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>>34044733
Panicking for NO FUCKING REASON over scholarship applications

Wasting time posting here on 4chan and lainchan

Trying desperately to find meaning
etc etc
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>>34044837
>lainchan
Is this worth checking out? I liked the anime and I liked the aesthetic/theme behind it

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>makes r9k steamfeels list of people to avoid
>list filled with "sperg, deletes people, mentally unstable"

A, explain to me. Why are spergs on an r9k 'list to avoid'? Everyone here's a fucking sperg about their trainwrecks of lives to begin with.

>b-but i'm not a sperg and i a-am on the list!
Means you're an idiot, a sperg in denial or a normie. So stop whoring, accept your fate or get the fuck off of my board.

I'm not on that list by the way, this isn't salt.
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was it necessary to make a new thread for this autistic steamfags bullshit? kill yourself you spastic negroid, fuck you and your faggot friends for plaguing the board with this inane vomit every day.
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>>34044791
Why not just filter it?
Legitimate question.
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>>34044860
Spergs don't do that, and the guy that posted that just proved my point of the people here are massive spergs.
>"YOU'RE PLAGUING MY BOARD"

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>sister demands I go clean the driveway because girls don't do that stuff, while she goes to watch her shitty show
>left a bit of snow on her roof because fuck her, she's retarded and doesn't notice, gets a ticket
>comes storming in and yelling at me that she got a $150 ticket for it
>gets mom and dad to pay for it anyway because it's somehow not her fault, while telling me I'm a worthless piece of shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>34044660
Stop being such a doormat holy fucking shit
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>>34044660
Rape her anon she needs to be taught a lesson just rape her.
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>>34044660
Btfo by your sister pathetic. What's your guys ages? Let me guess she's also a feminist who wants "equality" right.

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>go outside in summer
>qts are all wearing tube/bikini tops and miniskirts
>don't care at all

>go outside in winter
>qts are all wearing knit hats and parkas with big furry collars and scarves
>can feel my heart bleeding just looking at them
Am I retarded?
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maybe pretty faces are just more important to you than big boobs on a tight frame
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>>34044650
Nah, I feel this too. Girls are so much hotter in Winter

Or we're just both retarded
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Clothes are all about the illusion of what's underneath

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How do i measure my dick?
apparently i'm supposed to push the ruler down into the bone.
says 19 cm, but it doesnt look like 19 to me?
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>>34044555
I place the ruler at the base of my dick/pubic bone, I don't push it
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>>34044555
jab the ruler so far into the bone you start bleeding. Then add 5cm, like the rest of us.
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>but it doesnt look like 19 to me?

how many 19cm dicks have you seen?

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What would you do if you woke up as a God anon?
I'd probably craft some sort of pocket dimension into a utopia for robots.
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>>34044486
infinite happiness, satisfaction, pleasure etc

basically drugs but multiplied by infinity

the rest of the things i would do would be done to achieve more happiness etc., so why bother with trivial shit
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Go back to sleep.
oregano
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>>34044486
I'd destroy the world probably

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I want to kill myself
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>>34044452
then do it faggot, no one gives a shit
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TL;DR
heh
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>>34044519
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What is this guy trying to convey when he makes the same thread every day?
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he's a cuckboi who is wondering if the choker is a signal that he's finally found a girl to cuck him with a big black bull
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>>34044443
It's the new le epin cool, kid hip thing that a bunch of retards have started to do for whatever autistic reasons, little groups of threads like that forced day after day surface every now and then but eventually they die out once the ones making them stop getting enough attention or grow too tired to keep it up
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>>34044443
What is this guy trying to convey by asking what he's trying to convey from some guy that makes the same thread every day?

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