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>>36167647
Actually quite comfy if you don't mind the labour. Working BoH is nice.

>>36167647
seems like it'd be all right. just put on headphones and ignore shit and wash dishes

I used to dish wash at McDonald's, it kind of sucked, but I can see how someone a little more introverted than myself might enjoy it.

If you really think she is annoying just tell her to piss off. Why care if she gets mad?

pump n dump

>>36167640
Short 1 word answers. If she doesn't get the hint just ignore her.

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>>36167613
The only thing to do now is to kill them before they get to you.

>>36167700
I believe one person should only kill another in self defense.

>>36167800
But that's exactly what it would be.

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>>36167611
Iktf but i feel bad when i call in sick, because it's a small company and i don't wanna throw all the work onto my colleagues

>>36167611
>sadness and extreme rage
why

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>>36167611
This is my face when I learned today that I will get 100 tendiebuxX><Xx in tax returns this year.

nobody? really?
no original stories to share?

me and my friend who was also my neighbour when we were like 9 stuck our peepees near each others butt and blocked the door with lego boxes but my mom came home and we were nude under the sheets
i fucking hate thinking of this and it makes me want to kill myself

I have many stories since I've been in so many weird places as a kid.

> be 5
> mom's an alcoholic so I get taken to orphanage
> live in a same room with 7 year old girl
> she's a total bitch
> but she cries at nights and wets her bed so I feel bad for her.
> she forces me to play with her every day.
> I'm baby and she's mommy
>she makes me wear her diaper when I'm baby
> she's also very aggressive and hits me if I don't play with her

now I'm pervert who likes to wear diaper and get spanked.

>>36167537
Degenerate collective.

Nothing a neutron bomb couldn't fix.

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>tickets are expensive
>expensive in general (trip there, trip back, food, drugs, etc.)
>loud ass normies EVERYWHERE
>literally EVERYWHERE
>to add insult to injury, loud ass hippies/alternative scene kids EVERYWHERE
>annoying "enlightened, one with the universe" stoners EVERYWHERE
>can't choose the music
>don't even play music I like
>get anxious as fuck doing drugs around others
>too many people, holy SHIT
>I'm tired, I want to get out of here
>it. is. so. loud.
>how can someone enjoy acid in this environment?
>why am i here?
>i'm not even good looking i'm not even going to get laid or anything
>fuck this, just going to go home and jerk off

My experience.

Music festivals/concerts/musical venues/raves are fucking garbage and result in tinnitus every time.

>>36167407
you have resting autism face, get rid of it

u got an underbite

>>36167407
I don't buy that for a second.

explain this meme please what is going on in syria?

>>36167429
that's far too complex for me to understand. the meme is just for fun

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>>36167429
Trump told the Russians that shit was about to be lit so they could evacuate their personnel.

>>36167354
Literally it is "what's in those cigarettes" it's called a nicotine buzz

Snus is a much safer way to consume tobacco than smoking.

You get all the nicotine (and then some) without inhaling carcinogenic smoke.

>>36167655

Hmm.
Do I get it because I smoke very rarely?
Like maybe a pack a year or less.

>>36167334
>when you're pretending you have a gf on 4chan and your eyes are clogged with tears so you attach a neutral pepe instead of a smug pepe

>the crushing feeling of breaking off with your one true love because she wants kids and you don't

my heart still hurts

>>36167414
Does she hate you for it?

>It's 10 PM, we're not getting McDonalds.
:^(

Bump this hq thread.

>>36167329
I just did a few hours ago
no Macky Dees because he sold his car recently and hasn't replaced it, but we pooled our monies and got a chinese instead, still eating it now

Bump shit cunts

>>36167326
Im still not over the girl I used to like but was too beta to actually tell her, how can I get rid of her memory?

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>>36167326
I have no idea how to feed myself and I moved out like 6 months ago. I eat from Panda Express or Subway or just fast food once every 2 days and that's it. I know it is unhealthy and not money efficient and I am constantly hungry and irritable. Before you tell me OP to start buying cheap ingredients at the grocery store and cook, I dont have any kitchen 'tools' like plates or utensils or idk pots/pans. Just fridge stove/oven and microwave and dishwasher. Rest is empty drawers and cabinets and sink ofc. I am not a picky eater either.

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>wake up 4 hours later
>parents are still in the kitchen

If my parents died, I would have a much better sleep schedule. It's almost 1PM now and I'm still hiding in my room because I don't want to cook and eat breakfast with them hanging around the kitchen to bother me

wtf is wrong with you people?why don't you try have a conversation with your family?

Are those face-shaped onion rings? That's fucking disturbing.

>>36167278
Do you ever eat vegetables or fruit?
Do your insides feel like a garbage disposal most of the time?

>>36167278
idk. roommate comes home tonight. might try and get her to cook something for me. if not i'll probably make steak and spinach or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPaA8ATKCuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ywuu2pKraQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdpD1CScm8s

My track of 2016