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Hows that passive income stream coming along, robots? Nothing like waking up in the morning, checking your email, and seeing money deposited into your bank while you slept.
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Still waiting for my coins to moon
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>>37771682
I don't know about that cryptocoin meme, senpai.
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>>37771644
I'm making about $120 per month in dividends, plus capital gains. Right now I'm reinvesting my dividends into more stocks so I can have an even larger passive income stream.

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>Tfw the only things that matter in life are height and being white
>Tfw you're a brown manlet in an eastern european country

Tall,white "robots" will never understand
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Return to the middle east.
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>>37771741
Nah mah N word... Currently doing a med degree and once I'm done I'm moving to the USA.Then I will still be a brown manlet,but at least I will be rich and so white women will come to worship my gypp cock ;)
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>>37771790
you mean worship your wallet and never enjoy sex with you? living the dream man
>>37771591
No point in being angry at your inferior genetics. Get over it

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>one shot at life
>Elliot is not your best friend
feels bad
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>Have BASED Elliot as your friend
>BETRAY him by getting a roastie whore gf and slowly abandon him
Deserved it tbqh
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>tfw robot skaterfag
If I were a year or two older or had actually gone to college we might have actually been good friends.
Feels bad desu
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>>37771580
I'd be friends with Elliot Rodger. Even he killed those people and managed to get released some how.

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>tfw erp in discord
>fail miserably
>get ridiculed
>leave discord, uninstall and reflect my missable existence
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>>37771560
let this be a lesson to not erp
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>great at ERP
>can never find anyone to ERP with whomst shares my gross fetishes
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what exactly is erp

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>don't like going outside
>don't like being social
>don't want friends
>want gf
>can't get gf without friends

I fucking hate people.
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life is sucks anon..
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dammit the normies are waking up and posting again.
i'll be back later.
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>>37771544
>don't like being social
>don't want friends
>don't want gf
>don't give a fuck about getting a gf

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Can we have a "that kid" thread going?
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>that kid who always farted in the changing room
>that sorta-chad who was always mean to his crush and his crush only so everyone would know he's into her but he denied it
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>>37771508
>That kid who just stood by himself on the playground looking glum every single day while other kids played together in groups having fun
you better fucking believe that kid was me famalam
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>that kid who was clearly a closet nazi and kept interrupting the history teacher during the WWI, post-war, and WW2 units

Are there any robots here who are in their position due to mental illness/disorders?

>sluggish cognitive tempo
>depression
>social anxiety
>maladaptive daydreaming

All diagnosed (except for the last one which isn't a disorder but my psychiatrist said I fit the description). I never had a chance. KHHV hiki of course and an English major because that's that only thing my brain can focus on.
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>schizoid personality disorder
>misophonia

Apparently even my GP hasn't heard of misophonia, so here's an explanation. By the time I was 14, even the sound of my mother talking could send me into a fit of rage because of the 's' sounds.
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>Attention deficit disorder/sluggish cognitive tempo
>Generalized anxiety disorder
>Major depressive disorder
>Social phobia
>Maladaptive daydreaming
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>>37771634
fuck, how does it affect your life?

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Hey r9k
I was wondering, even though I'm female I still got badly bullied throughout my school life. Even though I'm in my final year, I keep wondering why do people get bullied? Do you have any thoughts ?
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>>37771276
I'ts probably because you're ugly and autistic.
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because people are pieces of shit
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>>37771276
because you are weak, and people feel better doing that, also, they can project themselves even higher

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Any robot here up for starting up WoW on a private server together? I end up having a lot of time at hand in the near future and don't want to necessarily do it alone.

I can imagine it to be a lot of fun.
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r u a grill?
rgin
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>>37771243

Nah, but a cute twink if this makes a difference.
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>>37771223
Is it a classic WoW server.
Keep the thread active and post info, and you've got yourself a recruit.

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That feel when 28, that feel when I doomed to be an incel my entire life. Have to switch careers to nursing since baby boomers destroyed my previous area of work. 5'3", pretty sure that I'm going bald. When someone says it will get better if you keep trying they are lying.
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Point is many people here have done the right thing but have been dealt a bad hand by society and life. And it's too late for most of us.
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>>37771201
You're handsome, shame about the height. It's over for you.
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>>37771201
>Pretty sure I'm going bald
You think Jason Statham is crying about his hair?

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Are you really gonna waste your saturday here masturbating to trannies again?
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>>37771160

>waste

How I should be spending my saturdays then?
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>>37771160
some people consider swimming in literal feces a worthwhile time spending, it's all relative, you know
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>>37771160
No, I am not in my natural habitat so I can not spend it how I usually spend it.

I am in spain atm, feelsgoodman, feelsbadman, kind of feelsbothman.

I am probably going to go outside soon and walk around in no shirt to get some color on my skin, let my fat rolls breathe. I'll go catch something to eat, as in go to a resturant and buy myself something. Go on my phone and socialize a bit, act like a normie a bit, since I'm going to try and re enter the world of normdom and get a gf, which won't be hard. Only hard thing about it will be entering, when that is done it will be smooth sailing and easy gf and normieboy points.

but yes back to my saturday plans, I will lurk this board all day too since overchan can't install my 4chan pass and I can't answer the captchas (sad face), I will maybe head down to a carnival later and try to win myself some prizes in the rigged games, really standard day out in spain if you ask me.

Also, don't hate me, guys, follow me. Normie life is easy, normies aren't so bad too. You just got off on the wrong foot.

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>why won't girls date me?
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>>37771144
Ouch, that is painful to read. He should break up with her. He's insecure, she's a slut. This wont work out, at all.
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>>37771144
She'll show that to her friends and they'll all laugh. Then they'll set out to intentionally fuck up as a way to get back at him.

Tell a child not to stick their hand in the fire and that's all they'll want to do.
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>>37771144
You can tell how beta this guy is just from the wall of text and how desperately anxious he is of his GF going to a party. You know he's already getting cucked.

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>roasties are so fragile they need a safe space to recover from loose pussy memes
https://np.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/
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>>37771111
I'm replying not because of your post but because of your digits

DO NOT REPLY TO ME
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>>37771386
2 late fagboy
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>>37771111
I feel an obligation to acknowledge these repeating numbers

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Fuck I just realized I'm ugly and no matter what I do I'll never get a gf, I think my only option is to kill myself.
Sucks but there's no other choice.
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We need to plan for a day of mass beta suicides so as to bring attention to the issue. I'm thinking either 7/7/17 or 7/17/17. If there's any interest I'll be more than happy to start on a collective suicide note and take suggestions.
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>>37771101
Yeah, there's probably no other way out for you. Ugly men get laid all the time, though.
Your biggest problem is that you are a pussy. Women don't want to be with pussies.
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>>37771101
I like ugly boys. Makes me feel better about myself and also feels like im doing something nice for them.

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How do I get a cute daddy bf who is 15-20 years older than me?
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>>37771098
Bars. Prepare for one night stands though, woo.
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>>37771098
If you're between 5 and 0 years old, I'll do it
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>>37771104
>one night stands
Degeneracy/10

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