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Garbage advice. You fake it till you make it and never, ever show your power level.

>>38430466
You are pathetic if you actually think this. You just wanna feel sorry for yourself, don't you?

>>38430483
I don't feel sorry for myself, I have good friends I've made through discipline and not showing my spergy self that I left behind. When I fail I blame myself and myself only. You're either projecting or tried to profile me but failed. I'd like to hear your reasoning for that though.

>>38430441
>getting a jap tattoo

Wait. So let me get this straight.
You want people to do something they don't want to do, in order to get a girl interested in them?
Yeah fuck that. I'll do what i want not what girls want.

>>38430448
>not liking tattoos
no wonder you are a virgin I bet you don't even like beer

Why is he putting his dick in poop?

I've been doing DDR for over a month now and I'm pleased to say that i think I can dance

This isn't even gay though, it's just a hole to fuck. I've fucked at least 2 gay guys in the ass. In my honest opinion gay guys are just mentally fucked up.

I also really don't understand why straight guys can't touch another mans dick?

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>>38430373
You need to shower daily or you'll smell like cum and sweat

>>38430373
sweat still sticks to your body and everyone can smell it

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IDK. I just take a shower everyday because i enjoy it

mummy washed my bedsheets

i'm going to snuggle in for a nice bout of purposefully induced sleep paralysis and hang out with my alien demon friends

wml

i havent been to work for 2 weeks now

I feel like hammered shit.

What the fuck happened to Annasui?

>>38430232
I was down the same road until I realized that there's no reason why you can't combine both fetishes. pls send help

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>>38430232
>stop getting off to traps
>can only get off to gay porn
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

Stop eat/drink diary

>>38430161
I take milk and butter everyday, you think that could be it!?

>>38430147
exposure to sunlight always gets rid of my acne

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Mike, Let the meme's commence pence.

>>38430082
at least we have an incompetent retard like trump as president instead of him. also fantastic jawline

>>38430107
and in the other corner we have

What did he do to end up in prison?

>>38430010
>mom is in prison
What did she do anon? 16 years seems a very long time...

I guess I would speak about how you are doing in your life and also keeping her positive and show her that you love her (if you actually do love her). Just try to make her proud.

Anyways, be natural, dont overthink it. Currently you have not spoken to her in all this long time. Whats the worst that can happen? You have nothing to lose. Just go for it m8

>>38430050
She molested me when I was 4

>>38430006
>When you're still a forced meme but it doesn't stop Reddit from making you even more of a forced meme

its like syndrome said
when everything's a meme, nothing is

> when you've spend so much time on 4chan that your not only laughing at them anymore but also being able to relate to it, slowly being consumed by madness and laughing at pain of others.
Madman

>>38429986
Too late
>>>/a/

Considered going to a brothel or something? Don't know how accepting they are to foreigners tho.

>>38430032
I'm 18 and I look young aswell so idk if they'd even let me in

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>tfw you have your own world in your head due to extended isolation
Not quite sure how to feel about this.

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>mock conversations with yourself

I do this but I imagine its with people I barely knew in high school. I always imagine scenarios where I'm impressing them with my wit and humour

>>38430052
>tfw you have your own world in your head due to extended isolation

how do I do this it sounds cool

Glad it's not only me then. Are we considered crazy for doing shit like this or what?

No

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it is not normal in today's society

but you can believe it was common practice not even 200 years ago

No.

I hope you're on the next episode of creep catchers.

>>38429937
why dont you invite your friends in, anon? im sure your place is comfy

>>38429966
i've tried before but everyone always flakes out on me so i stopped trying

>>38430025
you got to have confidence anon, draw them in with beer and comfort food and chillax with ur pals

>>38429935
>but wait
>she is my sister
Would have been a much better story senpai

>>38429935
The fact that you're so bothered by her sharing your sister's name is most likely caused by a deep rooted desire for your sister that you are trying to run away from.

>>38429944
This is a good point. But the thing is, they kind of look alike. So I wonder if it will feel that way when we're fucking....? Honestly I really hope it doesn't.