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> talking with girl I'm acquainted with
> not oneitis but would definitely wife her if given the chance
> talk gets a bit personal, tells me she's feeling lonely lately
> offer her to go do something together
> she happily accepts, we go to play pool, laughs are had
> get my hopes up like the bitch I am
> week later ask her if she feels like doing anything
> "look anon last week was fun but I don't want to give you any ideas or anything"

WHAT THE FUCK
YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THE IDEA TELLING ME YOU FELT LONELY
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT IF I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
REEEEEEEEEEE
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This kind of shit is why I don't talk to women.

I'm just gonna get my hopes up and have them dashed.
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>>38602563
Because she actually meant that she was lonely?
Still a poor choice of wording, but the interpretation was your fault OP.
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>>38602563
lol she just wanted attention and you gave it to her.

sorry op.

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I don't even want a GF I just want a cute girl around me.
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I can't stand being around cute girls, but I want a gf I can be comfortable around.
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>>38602568
gf is too much hassle, cute girl best friend is the way to go
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>>38602544
i agree, in this society girlfriend or boyfriend means fuck friend and im not directly into that
now having a cute girl to talk to and gossip with seems like fun even if im not getting it

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>parents never let me go out of the house by myself as a kid/teenager
>fine as a kid, a little socially retarded but my doctor said it was normal
>never interacted with anyone other than family or some people at school
>become a teenager, you know like 15-17
>parents still never let me go out by myself, never let me hang out with friends, never let me out in the road for walks, literally nothing
>become a adult
>yay i have freedom
>once i go to mcdonalds by myself im ecstatic
>learn that im the most socially retarded person alive, can't even walk in from the amount of people in there
>goes home
How do I get rid of the fear of interacting with other people? Will I always be socially retarded?
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The way you get rid of your fear of interacting with other people is by facing your fear. You must interact with other people in order to get good at interacting with other people. It will be difficult and painful and embarrassing, but ultimately worth it. You can do it anon. You will fail every now and then, but you will be propelled forward by your triumphs.

At the end of the day, remember that 99% of normies are centered completely on themselves, and any minor social faux pas you make will be instantly forgotten. Be comforted by how little others think of you on a daily basis.
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>>38602618
this is very true. also, as long as youre not actually retarded, social retardation can be overcome through practice.
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>>38602542
Fuck, i'm so glad to see someone else grew up like this. Life is fucking torture. I get nervous just walking down the hall in my apartment, if there's anyone else there, I melt into a pool of spaghetti

How many of these spots do you fill?
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I fill these myself
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>>38602490
well im glad im taking meds if i wasnt i probably would fill up the whole board
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>>38602490
Damn.
Looks like I can't win anything.

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A girl I'm seeing told me that last friday night she was sexually assaulted. She claims that she doesn't remember any of it, but that she was possibly drugged and taken somewhere. She says she was found unconconscious in an alley behind a bar and then taken to the hospital.

She says she ahs copies of the paperwork given to her at the hospital, but claims she left them at her friend's house, who picked her up from the hospital. She says they found her with her phone and wallet, but all of her money was gone.

She was snapchatting me from the bar about 2.5 hours before she was found. She says she regained consciousness in the hospital at 5:30 or so, and was released around 10AM.

It's strange. There is aboslutely no proof at all of this. I do not know any of her friends, and certainly not the friend she says she was staying with. She told me about and then refused to speak to me until the following day.

She did seem very upset, but you knwo how it is. how can I get ot the bottom of this? I really like her and want to trustthe things she says, but when something like this happens and there is aboslutely no evidence at all that it actually happened, I just don't know what to think.
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>>38602347
Uh, if you're seeing this girl why was she at a bar by herself? Anyway, did you notify the authorities yet?
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>>38602428
She says she goes to the bar by herself every once and a while. She's kind of loner and has only one friend. I have no idea if she's telling me the truth about this, but it would not be unusual for her to play pool and have a drink on her own after work.

She says she was interview by police and given a SAFE exam. They only said that they;d be in touch if they found anything. I have no idea how these thigns normally work.
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>>38602347
probably a trap to get you do get some but shes gonna blame it on rape
move away as quick as possible bro not worth it

Anyone else in the same boat?

It's one of the of the biggest revelations I've ever had. It changed everything.

You can tell me to fuck off if you want, I wouldn't blame you. Get it out.
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>>38602337
I definitely have not reached my genetic potential. Also consider where you could be without all the hormones in food/water/milk today.

Given a different high school and a different set of goals I could have been chad as well. But this is a good realization because it's the first step to improvement. If you believe you failed due to reasons outside your control you'll never get any better.
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I'm the opposite. If there is such thing as "destiny", I was always meant to be a fuck up and a waste of a life.
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>>38602337
>doesn't know what destined means

If you were destined to be Chad, OP, you would be either becoming Chad, or Chad.

Face it, you're destined to blame your upbringing or something else for being a bitter, pathetic beta, but you sure as hell aren't destined to become Chad.

do any of you robots cosplay? if not , why? its a great way to make friends / meet girls
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I do, actually. It's a shitty joke costume I only do for self-deprecating laughs though.
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I'm teaching myself to make better props and costumes; getting halfway decent at it too
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>>38602482
>>38602580
who have you guys coslayed as ? whatre you currently working on

THIS BITCH HAS THE BIGGEST TITS! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY FOOT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>38602208

Princess dust nigger.
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She objectively doesn't, OP

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Post images that are true
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>>38602207
If you say so OP, also you must have never seen a fat christian
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>>38602207
>Post images that are true
>Fails at the first image
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>>38602207
if this is true then how come half of America, a majority Christian nation, is obese?

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>"Why don't you share something about yourself with the rest of the class?"
>Everyone turns around and looks at you.
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>>38602204
this is where being capable of breaking wind on call really pays
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"I collect teapots"

It's my go to, and it works wonders with people dropping that line of questioning. bonus points if you actually collect them
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>>38602278
>say this
>lol what a fucking fag
>okay chad your turn
>i like sports
>wooow yeah, that's my man!

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>call it boypussy
>it's literally some guy's hairy shit hole
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>>38602187
>it's literally some guy's hairy shit hole
wrong
A boy pussy is well shaven
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>call it boypussy
>it's actually boi pucci
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>>38602196
For 8 hours before it stats getting hairy again. And it's still a stinking chili bowl anyway.

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How old do you think this girl is?
Is it bad that I think she's really hot?
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>>38602147
Gas yourself, kike.

If she isn't old enough to conceive you biologically shouldn't be attracted to her. Maybe you have a fucked up brain and you're attracted to her - in that case best thing you can do is not think about it.

All you pedos think "oh as long as I don't act on it I'm good" but looking at this shit leads to looking at child porn. If you look at child porn you are then part of the reason it exists.
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>>38602147
Probably like 10-12

Yeah, thats serious pedo territory, and you should not feed that desire.
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>>38602263
I don't think young girls are hot, but you can tell she will grow up to be a beautiful woman.

Daily reminder nigger women exist only as obedient fucktoys for their White master
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Nobody wants to fuck niggers though.
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>>38602129
i bet u have loaaaaads of friends anon
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>>38602129
nigger....woman?????
>nigger
>human
choose

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>be me
>be motorcycle rider
>bad at initiating conversations with women but once started, I'm fine
>at least once or twice a month women com up and talk to me about my bike
>even started carrying a spare helmet just in case they want to ride

Today I pulled up to a bar to drink alone, and a late teens / early 20's chick came up and started talking to me, took her around the block on it, got her number.

Why haven't you started riding motorcycles yet and gotten a hassle free foot in the door to women?
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I don't want to attract attention to myself
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>>38602082
Insurance on bikes in California are crazy pay up front and pay a fuck ton
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>>38602082
A bike won't help my face.

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Does any one of you robots have a horsedildo?

I'm actually considering buying it.
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Get a boyfriend with a big penis
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>>38602135
But horse looking cock is more attractive
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Where would you buy it from?
I've been looking at getting one myself.

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