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>>36700078
yes everyone loves butts

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>>36700137
B-but do they like it in a lewd way?

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>>36700137
And they can not lie.

>>36700049
I'd be happy to lend some advice if you have any questions. I'm experienced in these matters

How to close, like go in for a kiss. Can I just do it, does it have to be the right mood, can I just go in for it in broad daylight. This is literally the worst part for me.

>>36700216
>>36700131
This was meant for you of course

sorry for bad grammar

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you don't need to study for a test
just b urself

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>>36700023
>motivate yourself
>falling for the motivation meme

Motivation is the weakling's discipline. You can get out of your chair right now and go to the library and study and you know it. You don't because you really don't want to but your ego at this point is so entrenched in being a lazy loser that you're tricking yourself that you kind of want to.

Remember this when you bomb your test and tell yourself you're smarter than other people later.

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>Normies trolling actual robots in r9k

what has britfeel become

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How do you feel about your lack of female contact lads? Are you bothered considering your age?

>>36700156
I always feel like getting a boyfriend more after jacking off

>posted it last year

that guy is a 10/10 on the china

Keywords: charming and kind

R9k ?

>>36699937
>be me, in hs
>have intense love for pokemon
>always talk about pokemon to my friends, I know deep inside they love it even though they act uninterested
>they can't refuse me because I'm too nice and they would seem like an asshole if they rejected me
>time goes on
>people grow distant to me
>the extra classes I take are finally catching up to me, barely passing my classes
>talk to less and less people as they keep their distance from me, and I can't reach out to them in return because I'm fucking studying
>fucking depression kicks in. everytime i get to talk to someone I try to explain them my crippling depression but they don't give a fuck.
>I do this by asking "hey what's up", and when they reply "nothing much, you?", I tell them about the difficulties of my life. they genuinely don't look like they don't care.
>On my fucking breaking point
>Sweat all day every day, start smelling horrible
>Get a fucking haircut to show how fucked I am. Hair so thin I look like I'm almost fucking bald
>It only amplifies the effects of my horribly disfigured face

Time goes on, keep studying. Have to finish a big fucking project soon. One day I realize that since I'm not going to keep taking this extra class next year, I could talk to my teacher on how I shouldn't really do this big project since the project itself lasts 2 years. I do this and ask for a more basic project instead. She refuses, saying that I should finish what I've started.

>fuckme.jpg
>one day at school, talk to this roastie
>she is in my class, she also has to do this project but with a different teacher.
>realize she'll also stop taking this class next year so it's also pointless for her to do this 2-year long project
>tell her this
>"I know anon, I already talked to my teacher and she she cancelled my project. I'm doing a simpler 1-year long project instead"
>wat.png
>get fucking angry. how is this just?
cont.

>>36699937
>what led you to have no friends?
idk people just fade away, especially if you live far apart, things change and you don't see them anymore
that and I pushed away a lot of people intentionally
also I stopped using facebook
>What happened with the last friend you had?
I tried to get him a job where I was working and he bailed on me then I got super burned out and quit and never tried to set things right with him after that. that was 4 years ago.
>Do you want to have friends again?
desperately

>>36699937
cont.
>tell her "If you fucking do that I'll talk to the fucking principle and snitch you out. What you're doing is against the school rules"
>she gets angry, leaves.
>fucking bitch.
>life goes on as normal, nothing out of the ordinary. still fucking depressed. sometimes entertain myself by thinking of school shootings.
>think I won't fail this term.
>feelsgoodman

People barely speak to me anymore though.
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Cool story huh? This story isn't about me, by the way. I wrote it from the perspective of a friend from our school. I'm 100% sure he'll fucking shoot up the place one day.
I'm just a robot who actually has friends and this guy really annoys me. That roastie was a friend of mine too.
I tried being friends with him but shit happened so now I rarely talk to him.

none
it's all stupid RP

>>36699935
Are you asking how many didn't do it? I think you'd have a much easier time collecting that data instead.

Yeah bro, I'm in hell right now, Satan actually hooked us up with a pretty fast internet connection.

I've already solved it but I can't post it sonce it would ruin it for everyone else.

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>>36699968
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>>36699902
clearly, the driver held a pair of panties and stuffed into the center console to conceal. also, the cab driver was arrested and the taxi was inspected. that is what happened in the cab.

>>36699885
How is being an outer party worker easy. It's literally depressively draining. Also its inevitable that you commit thoughtcrime at some point.

>>36699885
Kill yourself
oreganilio

>>36699885
The fact that you praise the societal model portrayed in 1984 denotes your far right near nazism affiliation.

She probably feels like a slut and regrets it

>>36699831
either she ragrats sending them 2 u or u just didnt respond how she wanted.

>>36699898
>>36699899
For clarification she ghosted about 2 days after sending them and had been doing it for a few days too

>>36699814
>he fell for the gf meme
>implying anyone can escape the cuckening

>>36699814
>considering
Man I'd have dumped right then and there

>>36699814
>implying you wouldn't leave her for one of those anime girls if they became real

Genocide. Is there any other answer?

>>36699754
trick question
black "people" don't exist

>>36699767
youre right. nigger is a much better word to use!

I've been in a relationship with o e for 5 years now. You have to be patient and have thick skin. She's light years ahead of where she was when we first got together. She knows she can be abusive and too crazy and has strived to make us work. She thanks me for bring there and helping her thru this all these years. She is in therapy and just learning how to handle shit better naturally as we get older. Feels good man

>>36699822
Sounds like she doesnt have bpd in the first place

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>>36699753
I tried to do that for the longest time. Didn't work out. She fucked me up, but i managed to move on. Pic related is mfw I meet a woman now

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>>36699742
Is it about the dragons sir?

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Post rare hitlers

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he was /fa/ as fuck

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>>36699622
I don't play runescape but iktf about thinking about that on a bus

>>36699622
Lololololol kys xdxdxdxd

>>36699622
A maxed runescape account is better than all that shit. You don't have to worry about getting cucked or cheated on. Parties are full of fucking normies drinking and acting stupid for no fucking reason.

You can get a good job if you want.