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>tfw you find out all your friends have moved on without you
Well
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>>37690249
Your perception of success is skewed, they haven't "moved on" anywhere, they're not "ahead" of you. They simply went in a different direction in life.

Yes it's true society sees different paths as more successful than others, but how often is society ever even right? British society decided plunging themselves into economic hell was a good idea, for example.

Even if you don't think you're walking any path, that's ok too. Take your time before you make those first steps.
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Damn, I was totally hoping they would suffer, they couldnt seem to leave me alone.
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>>37690309
I think it's pretty clear to say that the way society views success currently will remain for a good long time. Any deviation from it would well be considered a failure. But the point being is it sucks seeing all your close friends being successful while you're stuck in your room on 4chan ;_;

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Guess who made it another shift without washing his hands once. Hygiene is a fucking meme. Shitting worms isn't that bad.
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mmmm quite
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Seriously man how can you stand it? I wash my hands like 10 times a day at least and you are wandering around with assflakes and bum snakes.
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Please tell me you don't live in Finland. I've been hankering for some subway but I can't enjoy it before I'm 100% you haven't prepared it.

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Anyone else feel conversation has turned into a metagame? A friend had recently started talking to me on Facebook and we caught up after a couple years of not talking. She's not necessarily boring (and she's initiated the conversation multiple times) but it feels like the responsibility is on me to keep the conversation flowing naturally, which can be hard as we don't have much in common. I think I'm such an autist for overthinking something as simple as human interaction.

I don't want to stop talking to her. Not because I like her or anything but because I haven't had an interaction at this level for three or four years. She's actually a neet otaku hapa living in japan I just want someone to talk to.
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>>37690113
If you can't hold a conversation why try to prolong a dead one?
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>>37690281
Like I said, I'm in desperate need of someone to talk to on a somewhat regular basis. Being alone (anonymously on here though) is killing me.
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>>37690379
She sounds like a real catch if she's a real neet but I'm sure you could pick up someone and have a better chance with someone on soc.

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>tfw can't find a job because I don't have a facebook
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Why don't you make one?
>inb4 ((((())))))
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What does Facebook have to do with your job?
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>>37690088
job interviwers check the internet for your facebook account
if you don't have one you're a rapist weirdo ISIS terrorist

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After a lifetime of virginity I've finally decided to get a guy to fuck me and lose my virginity. I'm male and straight BTW

Since a girl is never going to fuck with me anyway

I contacted this guy via craighlist
He said hes going to take my anal virginity

I've one question...
Will my anus get wet if I get horny?
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This must be bait. It must be.
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>>37689925
No but the blood pouring out of your brand new anal fissure should help
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>>37689925
No, and if you're not memeing you have some serious shit to do

Start anal training ASAP.
Buy an enema so you dont shit on his dick

The asshole is not self lubricating so youre gonna want a ton of that.

Nohomo but sometimes i take a small dildo and empty half a bottle of lube into my asshole imagining im sitting on a cute femboys cock and looking at his qt face/sometimes choking him

like i said nohomo tho
Lots of lube/cum/wet shit in the ass feels great tho

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>I still sleep in pic related.
>Just realised I can't have sex in it
>because it would shake too much and brake.
>This is the ultimate virgin detector.
>house cleaner sees this every other week.
>I am 21
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nice one bro, hows the view up there?
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>>37689802
Why can't you sleep in a normal bed anon?
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>>37689802

i had one of these in my college dorm (metal bars tho) and i fucked my girl fine in it. it does creak and wobble a bit tho.

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>It's another crying in the bathroom at work episode
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>>37689745
Did your coworkers bully you?
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>>37689745
Should've taken the NEET pill, my son
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>>37689757

No just standard issue depression and loneliness

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Who /overbite/ here?

I have straight teeth but a nasty overbite, to the point my jaw cracked constantly if I open my mouth too wide.

I also have a very strong jawline when I straighten my jaw.

Looking at 10k to straighten.

Worth it?
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>>37689659
listen kid,

overbite is a class ii malocclusion.

best correction is mma surgery

other methods will make you look like a weak jawlet.

get it fixed young and you will be drowning in poon. remember me
remember the person who gave you this advice and changed your life for the better.
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No. Literally no one notices or cares. I had braces to fix my over crooked but I stopped wearing my retainer and it came back.


Unless you are mutant, your is body is the way it's supposed to look and cosmetic surgeries are for your own self image.
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>>37689659
Most likely, no. Chances are you won't like the result and it won't change any mental issues you have like low self esteem, low confidence etc. You may also find that now that you don't have your overbite to focus on, you'll start looking for something to fixate on

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Let's have a good news thread
>TFW TayTay is finally on spotify
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>TayTay is finally on spotify
Cool. Why did she suddenly decide to put her music back on Spotify?
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>the blood in my semen seems to be lessening
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>>37689650
Taylor swift fucking sucks dude

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>NEET
>life is good in the morning
>life is miserable once parents get home from work
>weekends are unbearable

anyone relate?
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>>37689318
this thread is shitty but i like your pepe
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Absolutely. I wish I were born in
some rich Northern European country so I could get enough bux for my own place.
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>>37689318
get a job you spank bucket

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Anyone wants to talk? I feel sad and lonely. Just add me on discord if you're down: 7.62x39mm#4547
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Someone?
Anyone?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>37688936
I mean maybe if your discord tag wasn't the dimensions for a bullet.
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>>37688936
Here's a meemo for you. I liked it.

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>tfw realized today that the vast majority of my country is retarded
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>>37688823
When you live in...
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And you're not even going to say which country this is.

This is a stupid fucking RETARDED thread and it ruins this board with how you're just throwing shit out like it's a Facebook feed.

Fuck off and don't ever post again until you have a thread worth putting up.

I'm so fucking mad at you right now it's not even funny. Get the fuck out of my sight.
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>>37688823
Dont forget to include yourself in that figure, retard

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I recently realised I'm not ugly anymore , I was ugly from age 15 to 21 but it seems I've grown into all my features and am good looking like when I was a kid again, anyone know this feel
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FUCK NO I DON'T KNOW THIS FEEL FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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>>37688829
I'm saying there is hope for bots going through puberty, it really can make one ugly for a while
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>>37688815
Lying fuck post pic with timesamp so we can all prove your newfound self-worth is misplaced.

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>tfw no underking bf
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>tfw no dorking on gf
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>inb4 normie faggot
Underking?
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every day that you don't die, my hatred and thus power grows stronger

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> be me
> m24 and depressed for about a decade
> deep rooted self hatred
> can't bond with anyone but still got a sex drive
> discover that I love dick but really dislike the rest of the male body
> discover that I love dressing up in my moms clothes

Today

> package finally arrives
> fake silicon boobs, a wig and a 44cm doubledildo
> crossdress for real for the first time and take countless pics
> feelsamazingman.jpg
> get horny
> insert the whole fucking 44cm doubledildo into my ass (not the first time I do anal stuff)

I think I kinda want to become a woman and be treated as such, because of my selfhatred. I think I want to be as far away as possible from my current self.

What do you guys think, despite me being a huge faggot?
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>>37688157

that sounds pretty gay OP.


I'm also sure you won't regret it and end up doing an hero with your infertile man-like body at 32, I mean the high suicide rate for trannies is just a meme statisitic.
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Stop bein gay
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>>37688157
>why haven't you killed yourself yet?
tell your mom you're a faggot also if you think your dead is gonna make her sad

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