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What do you now think of the early 2000s, robots? How would you sum up/describe that era?
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2000 was comfy. By no means was it perfect, but man. It really went to shit after that in comparison.
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>fun and games. social media popped its ugly face and ruined all the fun.

everyone now walks around with there face down looking at there phones.
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>>38233103
everything was crappy and took longer but people seemed to walk around outside with their eyes open

Why can't female American teachers stop having sex with their students? This happens about twice a week and that's just the incidents that actually get discovered and brought to light.

http://nypost.com/2017/06/12/prep-school-math-teacher-arrested-for-having-sex-with-students/

>A prep school math teacher in North Carolina was arrested for having inappropriate sexual contact with three male students, police said.
>Police have said the alleged acts took place off-campus and involved two 17-year-old students and one 16-year-old student.
>"It's very shocking and appalling that a person would do that with a student," Dayvon Steel told WNCN.
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>tfw your hot teacher didnt bang you
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>>38233222
Uhhhh this man
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>>38233060
The standards aren't the same so it does make sense why they do it.
>>38233222
This desu.

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>He imagines performing in front of people from his old school
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I have never heard of anyone imagining this before. You're alone in this, OP.
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>>38233056
what are you 16? this shit is not funny and your reaction image isn't fooling anyone. faggot
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He imagines finding a guitar at work and performing a song in front of his co-workers

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Did you know that you can go to the city archives and read all the stuff free of charge?
This has changed bloody everything.
Endless amounts of historical documents to look at. Free bloody access to the microfilm viewers!
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Why would I want to view archives for any reason other than research?
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>>38233076
You could look up your entire line of heritage in the church books maybe?
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What do you do there? What power does it have that you cannot obtain from a computer?

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Anime that will never get an English Dub
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>>38233000
You mean cartoon?
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>dub
Normie please leave.
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>Wanting a dub in 2017
Have you seen the shit Funi and Sentai have been pushing out lately? Dubbing died swiftly in the fall of 2015 and it's never coming back.

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>watching horror movie with teens in it
>virgin robot guy dies early in the movie
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>dies just after a girl reveals her love to him
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>Virginia robot guy makes an heroic comeback
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>>38232964
>He doesn't have to suffer anymore

>gf told me it'd be nice if I was more manly and assertive

idk what that even means desu
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start hate fucking her and slapping her around before she cheats on you. not even joking
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>>38232939
It means she thinks you're a beta pussy and she's *this* close to spreading her legs for Chad
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>>38232939
finger her until she has an orgasm. that will get that bullshit out of her head

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Where am I meant to lose my virginity if I still live with my parents who are always home?
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Have sex with your parents then retard
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>>38232931
but they'll still catch me then
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do i have to take this to /adv/? They'll just tease me

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I'm a woman, so what?

I'm not a virgin, so what?

I'm a feminist, so what?

I'm lonely and no one appreciates me, I am hurt just like you guys. I'm a human just like you.

>pic unrelated
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>>38232917
>I'm a feminist, so what?
Get out.
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>>38232950
what this fine lad said
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>>38232917
>feminist
Go back to the kitchen dear

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lawl, chad blown the fuck out, and the only thing to blame is his very low intelligence and poor decision-making
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OHH MY GOD! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MIDDLE ONE
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>>38232882
he ate shit, but didn't die

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The last one was 20 hours ago. Feeling a bit tense, but fine. Drinking tea and chewing bubble gum.
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good for you (OP). smoking anything is a terrible decision and will affect your health negatively as you get older. good luck
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Three months in. It sucks initially.

For the first two weeks I'd crave it on and off, occasionally have one. For the next two weeks after that, I'd have one if I was drinking.

Now I'm two months cold turkey as of today. It's doable, you just have to focus and remember why you're doing it.
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Why stop though? It feels good and could potentially kill you.

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How does this feel?

Any normies able to shed some light on this? What am I missing out on? ;_;
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For once normies, we give you a platform to speak. Go on.
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>>38232790
What do you mean? How does it feel to have a girl ride you physically or emotionaly see it happen? Physically it feels great because you get to lie back and enjoy her do the work although she might not be doing it fast or hard enough so you'll want to take over and start thrusting. Emotionally its very hot to watch a woman take control if she knows what she's doing.
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>>38232790
desu it feels really good. Physically and psychologically. Although if you want to get as close to the real thing as possible, buy a fleshlight. Soak it in warm water prior to using it and apply a liberal amount of lube. I've never felt anything as similar to pussy as a fleshlight.

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>I'm trying to understand. Are you not attracted to me? I touch you and kiss you and hold you but it doesn't react. It stays soft. Look at it, it's not hard. But everything you do turns me on, literally every time you touch me. But the only way I can get you hard is my feet. Like, the moment I put my feet in your hands I see it instantly become hard. Just help me, in trying to understand. Is it really just my feet? You don't like the rest or me? Look at my boobs, men are supposed to go nuts for these my tits are big.

Who /really embarrassed/ here? I had an uncomfortable conversation last night.
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maybe her ass will turn you on. Feet and ass kinda go together
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>>38232745
You fucking faggot
You fucking disgust me
You have a perfect woman but your fucking retarded animal brain directs you towards the feet
I hope you fucking rot in your bed you fucking faggot
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>>38232871
Don't say such things okay

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Would any fembots like a dangerously obese bf with a decent cock?

>>>/soc/25427165
>>/soc/25425456
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>>38232723
>>/soc/25425456
I messed up that second link whoops
>>>/soc/25425456
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p-please respond to me ;_; just give me a gf
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No seriously respond to me I'm scared and want to do please tell me I should live.

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>tfw equally hate both normies and robots
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so, you hate yourself?
>you decide which one of those you are
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>>38232625
>robot
you mean the thing that keeps telling me my comment wasn't original?
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>>38232712
I just hate most everyone in general

Either someone is insufferably weird and just too disgusting to be around or they're too normal and try too hard to fit into the social dogma

Everything is so polarized between the two and there seems to be no in between

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